Blinker_Fluid
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't ride him comfortably with a boner...wait...that's not right.
Least
Yes the artist had skill, but think of how hard it had to be for the model to pose like that.
JobiSierra14
Harold: "Ah! Glorious sunrise!" Horse: "Get it away! Get it away! Why are my hooves stuck in concrete?!?!"
bcanders
"... and then they asked me if I wanted to sit in the 'splash zone' and I was like 'sure, what's the worst that could happen'"
exnihilo
This guy and the horse walk into a bar, the bartender says: "Why the long ...uh"
mrpeabody
"Took a Viagra, got stuck in my throat. I've had a stiff neck all day, a-thank-you."
CaptionDatAss
"No, you're supposed to put the WHORES on street corners of the red-light district!!!" (Sorry Zaphod! LOL)
quagmyre
Police Log: Vandals have again taken the human sculpture from behind the horse and set it on top. Not sure why they find it funny.
quagmyre
The other natives found it impossible to get directions from Squanto. He would point east. He would point west. He would point north...all at the same time
j.kimm
The sculptor was very gifted with talent in bronze, but the subject was quite gifted with wood.
WarrenGHarding
The single snapshot was on Cracked.com for only a day; photoshopped versions would be forwarded around for months.
kurtofan
The legendary story of the donghorses warriors is ,thankfully, shrouded in mystery
quagmyre
If your erection lasts longer than four hours, seek immediate medical attention. Yeah, right. Gonna be a hot time at the sorority house tonight.
MadnessInKL
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name, it felt DAMN good to be out of the rain.
MC_Rap
While Filming Young Guns, Charlie Sheen improvised a lot, but most of it was cut for good reason
Murphistopheles
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name. Anonymous sex is great.
Truthiness
Art mimics life - but some times life can also mimic art - like right now for instance.
weisenheimer
When choosing a place to display your massive boner, there are three important things to consider: location, location, location.
a_neasy
What the Bible doesn't tell you is that this is actually how the Three Wise Men were guided to the baby Jesus
WarrenGHarding
Wait a minute, you said if I won the race I'd be put out to stud...? Guys? GUYS...!!
Least
In the future, our greatest and most bizarre porn stars will be forever immortalized.
Dr.Pepper
GUY IN THE BACKGROUND: "...horses don't do it for me. My girlfriend's hamster...oh yeah...Mr.Fluffers...!"
jonathanhoag
The sculpture commissioned by the Tijuana tourism board was controversial only in that it did not show tequila in any way.
Fkelleghan
Better to be the captain of your own revolto-ship rather than a passenger on someone else's, I always say.
MC_Rap
Paris Hilton's favorite piece of interactive art...oh, and a warning, don't touch it, it's covered with her herpes
MC_Rap
...finally the authorities had to remove the sculpture because Miss Hilton would not stop climbing on it
dxtr2300
They say after awhile, you start to resemble your pets. Here, the reverse is true
killbotdestroyo
"Why yes, your horse does an excellent erection impersonation. The comparison was a bit unnecessary though."
Andytony
I think I've read about this in the Bible somewhere. Chapter "Dick", verse "OMG"
brucexedwards
Next on America's Got Talent, a horse from Texas will balance two penises on its back.
Oriza
You think this is bad, wait till you see what the artist did to get him to pose like that.
Wanderer
The Incas weren't as famous for their statues as their intricately built stone walls, seen here in the background.
Tessica
At least someone had the decency to break the statue apart and put the man ON TOP of the horse.
mrpeabody
This statue is appropriately located at the entrance to the Center for Women's Studies, Rutgers University.
Blinker_Fluid
Now that guy has to figure out how explain to the kids why mom got arrested for public indecency.
Coozinator
Refusing to stand in front of the camera for the picture, the disgraced husband sits off to the side while his wife snaps a shot with glee.
MaxBro
And so Jack M. Offer achieved his life-long dream, to become the first male porn star preserved via carbon freezing.
Warren_et
Is it just me or is that turgid penis shaped like a joystick from the Atari 2600?
Blinker_Fluid
Why they chose Robert Maplethorpe to design the statue for city hall I will never know.
magicalex
I swear if the artist who made that named it "Jesus on the cross" someone's ass is gonna get kicked...
katamariape
All that guy needs to be doing is smoking a cigar and this would look just like the inside of Freud's head.
angelcatano
All my sexual fantasies, as usual, are taken into reality thanks to cracked.com!
MC_Rap
Hey fella, can you tell me where the saloon is....uh, thanks, you could have just used your hand.
MC_Rap
In the old west the "Manual" horse never really caught on. People preferred "Automatic"
georgejmyersjr
Eventually homo sapiens invented the big-toe stirrup...and they stayed on the horse.
DCracker
"Who wants to ride my black stallion! hehe, you see...its not just the horse its also my penis."
georgejmyersjr
What some dissenting Greek sculptor thought of the myths of Pegasus, Centaurs, etc., horse apples!
brucexedwards
Here at Brokeback Mountain dealership, we equipped all our new 2010 Mustangs with sleek & smooth manual shifters that fits naturally in a man's hands. So hurry down for a quick one-minute test drive or longer if you're already for an experienced man
brucexedwards
Yep! The Horseman of the Apocalypse gets a boner from just THINKING about destroying the earth!
dead_alewives
Okay, that's the last time I leave H.R. Giger in charge of home decorating..
brucexedwards
Everyone! Fuck those greyhounds! The sheriff's penis and his horse are trying to tell us something!
looney237
Not content with super stardom, Scott Stapp immortalized his love of Jesus, Booze, and Bestiality.
IamArlodammit
And so, because of Bubba's lack of horse sex, the noble centaur race is doomed to never have existed.
freakshow3135
And you wondered why it took so long to erect a statue of the towns war hero.
WarrenGHarding
Was this picture taken in New Mexico? Because if yes, I'm never going to New Mexico.
WarrenGHarding
There's a reason they never actually show Trojan Man in all those commercials.
WarrenGHarding
It's a good thing they cleaned this statue up for the picture. If it was all covered in white, sticky, pigeon-poop, people might have been offended.
oneway12384
i dont even want to ask what that guy in the background has seen in order for him to just ignore that thing...
Metalicass2003
AHA!!! The Secret Entrance to the Batcave....After all...who in the hell would dare to be seen touching the lever that opens it?
Wanderer
No, no, no! You're supposed to stand BEHIND the penis horse when you're having sex with it.
redman
"Run Mr Frodo" "what is it sam" "lets just say he wants to be the lord of your ring"
Dormin111
A statue erected to the great Erector people and their big erections and of course their famous steeds, the... i don't know, Dick-Horses.
civver
I've got no craption for you. But hey, at least I'm not a stupid scientology caption again.
PeptoOverdose
call a docter for erections that last longre the 4 hours and become the very existance of your worst nightmare
Slowmotion
The network's edgy attempts to reboot Deadwood to boost popularity failed massively.
MC_Rap
And no matter how much he tried, the Lone Ranger could not get Silver to blow him
redmon89
Commander General of the sex wars of 2150, Richard "Big" Johnson and his horse, Cocky.
MC_Rap
After the horse won the who's bigger contest, the rider screams to the heavens, "why hast thou forsaken me!?!"
Isanta
Trying to take the Donkey Show to a new level, Mexican artists have already started planning.
Hallo457
Now kids here we see a model for prison: A small, helpless white man riding the beastly penis of his cellmate Bubba.
Tessica
What you don't see is the arrowhead coming out of his buttocks. SO we can just downgrade this statue from NC-17 to PG-13.
Coozinator
Meet Bob: Thanks to Enzyte, he's known around the office as Wild Stallion, for more ways than one.
jonnygonzo
It's like one of those IQ puzzles that you count the triangles...only this one's with dicks
JimTarbuck
Reminds me of my recent camping trip to the New Forest. No really, it does. Not so much funny as an observation.
87gn
Just a guess, but it looks likes somebody is going to get screwed at the casino again today.
MC_Rap
The horse thought he had clearly won the stretching contest against the stranger. Plastic Man was just toying with him...
SamuraiZach0
Everytime I walk down the street - Erection When I see a woman that I'd like to beat - Erection When I think of blood I think of love - Erection I GOT ERECTION!
MC_Rap
The ladies in town knew to lock their doors when the heard the call of the Lone Rapist, "Hiyo Roofies! Away!"
applegodzmg
All you need to do to fly your own horse plane is just grab hold of the stick.
Chloroform
Steve "YES, YES, A GLORIOUS NEW DAY, A GLORIOUS NEW ERECTION." Bob the Horse "GET THAT FUCKING OFF MY NECK, DAMN IT"
katamariape
The statue's celebration was cut short, when he realized Mr. T was right behind him, wearing his signature "Beat the Crap Out of Creepy Art" blazer.
Error
The townspeople of Cockastallen were displeased with the presentation of the new sundial.
bafaulkner
And to think some lucky elementary school gets to gaze upon this each and every day.
brucexedwards
...and Scripture reads, "the horse messiah's second cuming will be seen by all, in every city, museum entrance, state park; and then the end will cum!"
Matt7195
Ahh... what a beautiful morning. I could just thrust my dick defiantly at that inactive volcano over there.
Chapu
This is a very good way to hide my monster penis,now I just have to find a horse with a very small head
polancoj16
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Fkelleghan
You're in the desert. You got nothing else to do. Name the freakin' horse! - comedian Richard Jeni
Tuck359
This chick I found at the bar is so hot...she better not be that damn horse again
georgivarious
Kill me now God! Thanks to this graceful, muscular animal, I've got a boner and the f*ing horse is laughing at me.
volingrad
this picture has it all... any caption that i write would meerly be demening the artist. i just have 1 question. is he riding the horse or RIDING the horse?
CaptionDatAss
I've heard of riding a bucking bronco, but not riding a bucking bronco to get yourself ready to FUCK the bronco!!!!
CaptionDatAss
John knew his wife was a fat cow, but that didn't stop him from getting hot and bothered for her...
CaptionDatAss
♫ If you're horny, lets do it, ride it, my pony, my saddle's waitin', come and jump on it...♫
paolocastellim
this is probably why the indians in 1492 felt fear when they saw the spanish army
MichaelScarnFBI
Boner Man: Fetch me my steed! Servant: But which one master? Boner Man: Viagara!
wityadidja
Welcome to the Church of Homo Erotic Beasiality. You should see what is in the horses butt.
thedamned
For some reason, the real palm sunday was left out of the bible. Jesus didnt ARRIVE in Jerusalem...
BonziBuddy
If you stare at this picture for long enough, you will see a guy in the background. Congratulations you'r gay !
oneway12384
i dont care if i get any votes. but i ve goota say this is the coolest thing ive ever seen, period.
imjaiu
[sung to, "I'm On a Boat"]: I'm on a horse! A boner horse! Take a good hard look at my boner on a horse!
MC_Rap
Tex thought it was glorious when he and his horse reached orgasm at the same time
Cardboard_man
Early horsemen couldn't be bothered to carry weapons in their hands. So...
OvaltinePatrol
The beginning of the portion of the "You're the Best" music video that didn't make the final cut.
ChoochMcNasty
And next up on our tour...The exact spot where the idea for broke back mountain was conceived...no sir...not literally"
KRAZYG
"THE BRITISH ARE COMING, THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"....(and i think this guy is too).
matt_nightmare
i told bill to take that statue down 2 days ago he lives right in front of a elementary school for god sakes
KRAZYG
JUST LOOK AWAY FROM IT MOM!!! IF WE COMPLAIN ABOUT IT, THEY WILL CALL US "RACISTS"
girly
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santo4life
where is his tail...maybe the black man knows? no. no, that would be foolish.
matt1815
This picture demonstrates the horror of having arms too short to reach your own erection
zbot
Frank thought the south of France would be safe, but now he knew the four horsemen of the Cockslapalypse would follow him even here...
bentbird
Behind the scenes of Mr. Ed. The subjects have be blacked out to protect the innocent.
Spunk
Statue commemorating all the French soldiers who died while running away from their enemies.
Alex5101
No matter how far Harold stretched, the horse's neck was always going to be longer.
Spunk
Asian whores wasted no time with the memorial to David Caridine....He died how he lived...
tsolless
The artist, confused by the request for a statue of a man with a horse penis, attempted to play it safe.
Jay_Jay_Okocha
After his first attempt, Dr. Frankenstein got a job as a designer at ikea. Of course, he was chased by an angry mob after his new creation molested 20 customers.
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