Craptions Classics June 19, 2009

Whatever Germany, you had me at 12.99

Medusamania

Other Craptions

In Soviet Russia, tampon inserts woman.

ahoythere4

Face-Toilet! ... apply directly to the face ... Face-Toilet!

WOITAS

BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE TROCKENHAUBE! IS YOUR... DO YOU... um... ONLY 12.99, BUT YOU GOTTA ACT NOW! HERE'S HOW TO ORDER!

crazyivan

The bukakke hair shield.

Gatt

If dumb blondes made gas masks...

FedEXguy

"What are you going to be for Halloween?" "A cavity."

sish2000

For $12.99, it had better come with the woman.

thedoomedpixel

Good, it's a 24 pack!

WOITAS

Scientology now has a wide range of accessories for home use.

Beebaboo

Ahh yes, the Trockenhaube, the world's finest spoon looking. . . whale penis looking. . . hat mask thing ever designed, and yes it does come in a size 24.

dmophatty

Never pay sticker price, the damn things are on sale at Wal-Mart for only 11.49.

quagmyre

New to lesbianism? Learn how to eat pussy with the new Dyke-Right training helmut.

Ed_Gein

Amy, you look a little flushed...

Thomas Calnan

I just can't stop imagining how sexy that would look going down on me...

CavalierX
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