Craptions Classics June 18, 2009

Exterminator: Salvation

wquates

Other Craptions

This parade will still be around long after all other parades have died in a nuclear holocaust.

GaseousClay

We're going to need a bigger boot!!!

Thomas Calnan

The 9th annual cockroach parade brought tens of dollars into the local economy

sish2000

At least it's a more believable religion than Scientology.

Truthiness

One morning Gregor Samsa awoke to find that he had turned from a giant bug into a human.

Fkelleghan

And here we see the inevitable result of stem cell research. This concludes the tour of the Kansas Museum of Science.

seannyb

Six legs good, two legs bad!

seannyb

You fool! First the dung beetles make you their king . . . then they ROLL YOU UP IN POO TO PLEASE THEIR GODS!

Julius_Goat

Come brothers, Kent Brockman has said he would welcome us as overloads.

orphan

Ok, the Nuclear holocaust is coming. I regret to inform you that the rumors are bullshit, you will die a horrible death with your families... Sorry.

JCarlton

Tony and his friends DO give a shit.

hwuu

The annual Running of the Bullshit.

And, As leader of the crab people, i will ban ALL pots of steaming water!!!!

natebooze

I went through 22 years of constipation to create this. You're damn right I want to put in the Guiness Book of World Records.

Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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