Other Craptions

This parade will still be around long after all other parades have died in a nuclear holocaust.

We're going to need a bigger boot!!!

The 9th annual cockroach parade brought tens of dollars into the local economy

At least it's a more believable religion than Scientology.

One morning Gregor Samsa awoke to find that he had turned from a giant bug into a human.

And here we see the inevitable result of stem cell research. This concludes the tour of the Kansas Museum of Science.

Six legs good, two legs bad!

You fool! First the dung beetles make you their king . . . then they ROLL YOU UP IN POO TO PLEASE THEIR GODS!

Come brothers, Kent Brockman has said he would welcome us as overloads.

Ok, the Nuclear holocaust is coming. I regret to inform you that the rumors are bullshit, you will die a horrible death with your families... Sorry.

Tony and his friends DO give a shit.

The annual Running of the Bullshit.

And, As leader of the crab people, i will ban ALL pots of steaming water!!!!

I went through 22 years of constipation to create this. You're damn right I want to put in the Guiness Book of World Records.

of all days for the health inspector to show up

Man, I can't wait for them to invent sewers in Canada, the rush hour traffic is horrendous.

One Bug to Another: "Do you smell that?...." RAID!!!! Kills Bugs Dead..

Well, I've got the shit. Which way is the fan?

Marie Antoinette's less famous "Let Them Eat Shit" speech

[sigh] I never should have moved to Japan.

I miss the good old days when scat movies were simple and more innocent

World Record for saddest attempt to set a world record

Let me tell you about my new idea for a musical...

What — you've never seen a bunch of giant bugs clamoring for a big ball of shit while the guy on top with a t-shirt over his head mocks them by twirling a couple of showerheads around?

The protest was quickly dispersed when they mayor turned on the lights and the protesters scrambled

The dung beetles really shouldn't be rising up against their food source like that.

The invaders found one of Chuck Norris' balls

I for one welcome our new ladybug overlords.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: George Lucas must be stopped.

Bring out your poo! Bring out your poo!

Exterminators: Beware Stockholm Syndrome.

It's like "March of the Penguins"... although not as cute...

"Who's king of the hill now, bitch," Dale Gribble said menacingly.

The Future of Scientology meeting was a great success

"Hi, BILLY MAY'S here with the new SPHERE OF TURD. That's right, from the makers of CUBE OF TURD and PILE OF SHIT, you've got this baby. It can roll UPHILL, and if you call now I'll make it roll DOWNHILL". The insects were by nature impulse buyers

"Dr. Evil told us you were a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. We're here to bugger you."

Still better than twilight.

This is the second worst porno I've ever seen!

FORGET THE BLASTED 'RAID', WOMAN! JUST BRING ME MY GUN, AND STOP ASKING QUESTIONS!!!!!!!

When surrounded by giant dung beetles, you're in shit one way or another.

This isn't exactly what I meant when I said I wanted to make a bowel movement.

Perhaps H.P. Lovecraft's stories about creepy New England towns had some bearing in reality after all...

Kafka: Origins

Being the Cockroach King has its perks. Wait, no, it doesn't.

Where's the goddam men in black when you need them?

But before France surrenders, it will try the Black Flag once more...

resident evil games have just stoped trying

...and if you order in the next 10 minutes, I'll give you a 2nd set of Billy Mays Antenna Warmers for absolutely free! Just pay processing and handling!

We're the Bugaloos, the Bugaloos, we're here and there and everywhere...