Craptions Classics June 17, 2009

And we shall call him Cobra Commander.

Todzilla

Other Craptions

The "How to Get A Head In Business" Seminar left a lot of people disappointed.

Julius_Goat

Things got a little awkward at the City Council meeting on water restrictions when rain dropped in to say a few words.

ChaseMitchell

"Recent discoveries lead us to believe that the first Mexican wrestler was about 60 feet tall"

burjennio

"My name is Inky and I'm addicted to eating Pac-Man." "Hi, Inky."

bilbo1

Sure, you could look at my esteemed opponent's charts and graphs and build a damning case against my candidacy...or you could look at this giant ninja mask I brought with me. I think you know what your democratic duty is.

OvaltinePatrol

...and if you order now, we'll throw in a red one absolutely free!!

Thomas Calnan

Superheroes 101: Creating the costume final exam.

Truthiness

My first Scientology class was great!!

Thomas Calnan

"Psst Jenny... the guy next to me totally just farted"

Urbanachiever

FAKE! I see women.

Todzilla

We call this one Optimus Smurf

googboog

Goddamnit, these sexual harassment scenarios are so unrealistic.

skatfree

The community college is now offering courses in cosplay.

Blinker_Fluid

If Transformers were created by Precious Moments...

FedEXguy
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