Other Craptions

The "How to Get A Head In Business" Seminar left a lot of people disappointed.

Things got a little awkward at the City Council meeting on water restrictions when rain dropped in to say a few words.

"Recent discoveries lead us to believe that the first Mexican wrestler was about 60 feet tall"

"My name is Inky and I'm addicted to eating Pac-Man." "Hi, Inky."

Sure, you could look at my esteemed opponent's charts and graphs and build a damning case against my candidacy...or you could look at this giant ninja mask I brought with me. I think you know what your democratic duty is.

...and if you order now, we'll throw in a red one absolutely free!!

Superheroes 101: Creating the costume final exam.

My first Scientology class was great!!

"Psst Jenny... the guy next to me totally just farted"

FAKE! I see women.

We call this one Optimus Smurf

Goddamnit, these sexual harassment scenarios are so unrealistic.

The community college is now offering courses in cosplay.

If Transformers were created by Precious Moments...

Billy Mayes here with another product that you will never use!

So THIS is where DOB goes to pick up chicks.

I warned Greg not to touch anything during Mr. Wonka's Candy Factory tour....

"Yes, Tim, that's a very very good example of a horrible, horrible product design idea."

Maybe it's just me but I find it really ties the room together.

Nod at what though?

You see these fists? Deadly weapons, make no mistake about it. I play a lot of Wii Boxing.

"Now, if I can just find backing for my next expedition, I'm certain that I can successfully hunt and kill the pink ranger, too."

I always felt that Ultraman was a superhero created by a committee.

Psst, I like your scarf...but what the fuck is up with that giant blue cabbage head thingy?

"So, have any of you read ahead??"

So if we mention a Geico commercial he'll just go away, right?

"After he unveils the horrible idea, just nod." Sucking up to your boss 101

We have designed the perfect crest monster, the cavity creeps dont stand a chance!

"Who's the one in blue? He's cute."

I want that in me. All of it.

Written on the paper: Nod and smile and you'll escape with your life.

What the iPod would have been if designed by General Motors.

Mr. Davis, how does one get rid of blue balls?

"and that's how babies are made... on Pluto."

What I'm doing with my right hand is the correct way to masturbate the giant blue headed man.

"Sooo...what can we learn from this giant, blue head people? Well, three things: Always get a head start, do not do any bluepers and never hire me for a seminar!"

"Psst...Cindy...what the fuck is he talking about?!"

Hey, that guy with the big blue head up front is cute!

"Why thank you Tom for that... er... eccentric display of passion. Now if you don't mind, let's continue with today's agenda of "How to win a craption contest."

"Welcome everybody. Who here is sick of pointless community college night courses."

Smurf History 101. Smurfette was originally drawn as a Super Hero, but when she got pregnant, that went out the window.

Fellow Lilliputians: I have at last brought you the head of the head of the Blue Ranger!

Everybody... If you're happy and you know it crap your pants...

Follow the instructions on the board... just nod until he's finished talking...

Billy Mays all-new "Blue Sperm Magic!"

(Looking at the blonde in the first row) "I bet she gives great helmet."

Michael Bay pitches the Smurf movie.

Dammit. There isn't anything that could be construed as a semen stain in this picture.

Girl to the right: "You totally look fatter with that scarf on."