Julius_Goat
The "How to Get A Head In Business" Seminar left a lot of people disappointed.
ChaseMitchell
Things got a little awkward at the City Council meeting on water restrictions when rain dropped in to say a few words.
burjennio
"Recent discoveries lead us to believe that the first Mexican wrestler was about 60 feet tall"
OvaltinePatrol
Sure, you could look at my esteemed opponent's charts and graphs and build a damning case against my candidacy...or you could look at this giant ninja mask I brought with me. I think you know what your democratic duty is.
Julius_Goat
"Yes, Tim, that's a very very good example of a horrible, horrible product design idea."
Tessica
You see these fists? Deadly weapons, make no mistake about it. I play a lot of Wii Boxing.
Julius_Goat
"Now, if I can just find backing for my next expedition, I'm certain that I can successfully hunt and kill the pink ranger, too."
FedEXguy
Psst, I like your scarf...but what the fuck is up with that giant blue cabbage head thingy?
Obtusetriangle
"After he unveils the horrible idea, just nod." Sucking up to your boss 101
pytho666
We have designed the perfect crest monster, the cavity creeps dont stand a chance!
dot26
"Why thank you Tom for that... er... eccentric display of passion. Now if you don't mind, let's continue with today's agenda of "How to win a craption contest."
ChaxC
What I'm doing with my right hand is the correct way to masturbate the giant blue headed man.
Trying2hard
"Sooo...what can we learn from this giant, blue head people? Well, three things: Always get a head start, do not do any bluepers and never hire me for a seminar!"
dancetroll
"So just imagine him posed like this, with that head...fucking awesome, right? Then it will explode!" "Yes Mr. Bay, very interesting..."
Obtusetriangle
Dammit. There isn't anything that could be construed as a semen stain in this picture.
slarso
Fellow Lilliputians: I have at last brought you the head of the head of the Blue Ranger!
cptnpeacocksuit
"Welcome everybody. Who here is sick of pointless community college night courses."
mickmarch
Smurf History 101. Smurfette was originally drawn as a Super Hero, but when she got pregnant, that went out the window.
crhino
Ladies and gentleman I have reason to believe there is a spy amongst us. One of us is not whom we appear to be
Leaf
Erin leaned over to talk to her friend "Nobody could understand this shit!" she said... "What did the prof give you??"... "He gave me an A" Amy answered... "and herpes..."
Truthiness
Sometimes you need to be more specific when asking the genie for a huge head and an audience who will watch.
Dr.Pepper
WOMAN ON RIGHT: "He's blue, ooh dob-ooh dee dob-ooh da, ooh dob-ooh dee dob ooh da." WOMAN ON LEFT: "...I'm going to punch you in the babymaker if you don't let me hear Russell Crowe talk."
buddywts
"The first thing to do when confronted by a giant head is masturbate furiously- like so..."
BowToTheBard
"I'd do him, I'd do him, I'd do him . . . " "Really? The blue giant I can understand, but the BALD guy?"
crhino
Its the shamwow hat...it cleans, it absorbs, its like a huge fucking umbrella...it sells itself really
Transom
Press conference announcing the introduction of Azure Gigantor, the hydrocephalic luchadore.
Versus
Tired of playing second fiddle to Dan, Ted shows everyone how he would jerk off and blow himself at the same time, if he had two penises.
Dunstin Checks Out
"If the Dairy Queen had a reatarded child, that's the helmet he'd wear."
BowToTheBard
"Er . . . I thought this was the Godzilla villain support group . . . I'll just let myself out."
Tessica
Dr. Light's idea to put Megaman's nipple on the top of his head sent shockwaves through the community.
GaseousClay
Excuse me miss, yeah you in the back. Can you please stop the chatter and pay attention? This is gonna be on the exam.
Rex-Jester
Clearly, based on this sample headgear, an invasion by the people of Nod would be devastating!
gitsum
Teh perfect illistration as to the failure of the American education system - Harvard's new course: X-Men 101
donarumo
As long as you never actually get into the costume, your dignity will remain intact. Any questions?
ChaseMitchell
Things got a little awkward at the City Council meeting on water restrictions when Big Rain dropped in to say a few words.
papajon0s1
Now let's get started by giving you a little bit of a scenario of what my life is all about. First off, I am thirty-five years old; I am thrice divorced; I have this giant blue thing here; and I live, in a van, down by the river!
Kraftsingles
"So in conclusion, Smurfs on HGH can in fact grow by at least two hat sizes"
Zounds!
...and now Jim will explain to us how this giant helmet created from the tears of orphans can cure impotency...
Hamelonian
"I totally agree with you, the big blue power ranger head makes things MUCH more interesting!"
Gimple
I found this baby with Indiana Jones when we were exploring Paris Hiltons asshole. I had to use a machete. I wish I could un-see things. Many things.
Salcov
...and so, this ninja suit will make M & M's look totally badass for their new movie.
dramdan
"I encourage you to invest in my new comic strip, featuring a new super hero... Master Bater... icon of the douchebags"
LDog
Your final exam is to write a caption for this picture that doesn't suck, any questions?
Unbeknownst
The girl on the right to the girl on the left (whispering): "I think we're in a Craption..."
crhino
Any questions? Yes, you in the corner with the enormous head. No,No, in the blue mask
Leaf
Ted brought a flip chart... he thought that would impress the students until Dave walked in with a giant blue head!
gypsy61
Dr. Farnsworth, you're theory of Quasi-Photonic-Blue Power Range-Energy-Dispersal cannot co-exist with enlarging monster finale television
b0b
Mega Man's head going once, going twice, SOLD to the old bald gentleman in the lab coat and mustache
Rex-Jester
Not only do you need a big ego to volunteer for this project, but you need a ginormous head!
Blinker_Fluid
I can't help thinking this is an hour of my life that I'm never getting back.
BowToTheBard
"And that's how we end world hunger." "But I hate blueberries." " . . . okay, Plan B. How do you feel about radishes?"
bcanders
Now that I see what has become of our education system, a lot of things make sense to me now.
phreesh
While Danny makes an excellent case that superheros act as a modern equivalent to Roman Gods, I think we can all agree that he's still a mammoth knob for making a giant mask out of papier mache.
natebooze
"by adorning a blue mask such as this, you can conceal your identity as a total douche bag who likes to wear blue masks"
mickmarch
How much are we paying for this geek fest again???? It's worse than a Trek convention !!!!
Gimple
"So you all know what they say about biiig helmets right? Big protection. I know I've got you ladies in the back talkin 'bout it. Meet me later." And so the basement virgin's right hand was thrilled at the sound of another ensured night of salami bea
Dunstin Checks Out
It was with this hand I knocked the creature out. I kept his skull as a trophy.
crhino
In conclusion we believe that "HEMI" will be an excellent and recognizable mascot for Preparation H
Dunstin Checks Out
"... and this masterpiece is the result of all that grant money you gave me. Disappointed? So am I."
hwuu
Frank hated to call attention to himself but the only seat remaining was in the front of the classroom.
NefariousWalrus
The PETA spokesman went on to explain that not only was the giant Robo-Mech great for blowing up cosmetic testing facilities, but that it also transformed into a giant panda bear.
jakamneziak
the new ribena advert left a few people perplexed as bad ass blackcurrant wandered in.
Luftwaffles
The Ponzi scheme was orchestrated by Brad, Mike, and Brainiac, Master of Knowledge.
eastcoastghost
The giant blue robot head pictured everyone in their underwear as it calmly waited to address the crowd.
LDog
The funniest caption possible would be an actual explanation of what these retards are teaching.
LDog
You hear that? That's the sound of ten thousand Cracked readers saying "fuck this gay picture".
eastcoastghost
“I was under the impression this thing would be catered” said the severed head of Optimus Prime.
edanman99
"alright people lets brainstorm because what we have so far has got to be the dumbest costume for a mascot i have ever seen"
lowkey
Uh, excuse me ladies. Would you like to share whatever is so god damned important that you'd disrupt my class, with the rest of us, or would you just like to kindly shut the fuck up and let me continue? Also, God help any of you I catch chewing gum i
Muscely_Arms
*chic in the back* "omg look at the size of his head, imagine what his penis looks like!"
SKRuBAUL
"If this is the best they can come up with, we're screwed!"; "I don't know, I kinda like it..."
Jason_c_o
Blue Slime had been ordered by law to attend the lecture on sexual harassment...
buddywts
And now I will wrestle Stu from accounting in a "No-holds-barred" death match for office supremacy- and the "Retarded blue thing of Honor"
grumnut1
...and I said to my boyfriend - we're doing this seminar this morning, but luckily I'll be dropping acid.
jakeX
Your new office chairs may sting a little at first, but I promise you, they're the wave of the future.
Truthiness
"Hi my name is Gwen and I'm a super villain out for world domination." "HI GWEN!!!"
quagmyre
Pssst, are you having trouble concentrating with the reflection of that dudes bald dome?
Ometeotl
Now YOU can be a High School Mascot as well. All for the low low price of your dignity!
Gatt
OK, so here we have an example of how big and blue my balls were after my mom walked in on me watching porn.
simon00023
Now we have concluded that the best way to save wails is not to cut there faces off!
donarumo
"I can't believe I let you talk me into attending your 'how to be a video game character' class. Still, the bald guy in the front is kind of cute." "Which one?"
ajp1015
Marvel's corporate dunce-cap was more of a badge of honor than anything to be embarassed by.
Todzilla
Turn the dial this way if you like what Huge Douche is saying, or the other way for Turd Sandwhich.
Dunstin Checks Out
the bet was if I draw more attention with this helmet than you. I get to punch you in the dick.
Ed_Gein
Two lesbians laugh at the faggot with the really big superhero mask,and how he's obviously making up for a lack somewhere else.
gitsum
With the success of the snuggie, we thought "why not make a gigantic mask for 12"
dying_in_back
We've taken out an insurance policy, so Fifty-Foot Tit-Headed Man will be unable to reclaim. If you buy today, that is.
Spirolli
"I was going for an idiotic look to my helmet. I wanted to show the sad inner turmoil of the douchebag who lives across the room from me."
spectre_vampire
This is what happens when you give Voltron a spot at the school Job Fair.
Jeepster
Psssst. You take the dickhead on the left, I'll take the dorkface on the right.
Chloroform
Anyone notice the sign on the left that says "nod"? Nod to what? As apposed to shake. DAMN IT I CAN'T COME UP WITH AN EXPLAINATION ALL BY MYSLEF
bilbo1
Biggest Kidney Stone Ever! (They are still trying to put the owner back together.)
Gatt
Girl to her friend: "Is it just me or did you just get really horny all of a sudden?"
Pitt
Children love this new cartoon about a big-headed freakazoid who has compassion for those with smaller normal-sized heads... ~ the study group for the next shitty cartoon franchise.
Phantom7
If you attend this presentation you can expect to never fuck a woman. That is why Michael Swaim has came here four times.
buddywts
They said we couldn't build a BIGGER BETTER paperweight- I told "Don't mess with Texas"...
simon00023
Now we have concluded that we do not save the whales by cutting their faces off!
bilbo1
Yes, toward the end Dean Martin's liver swole to immense proportions and actually pickled itself.
Ozweego
I see we have a large group today. Its a good thing I am wearing this headset microphone then, I could have ended up looking like a douche.
MangoPunch
"When he said I gave him giant blue balls, I didn't think he meant it literally"
picc01
The blue man had to go to many support groups after being rejected by "the alligator chick" and the "mad horse"
phreesh
Two girls in foreground - "Never take me to another one of your singles nights. Ever."
ironslick
ladies and gemntlemen- this will turn the marketing world upside down. I GIVE YOU- the JOLLY BLUE GIANT!!!
gitsum
The speaker eloquently gestured the appropriate mechanics to relieve a terrible case of blue balls.
quagmyre
I still think that the Blue Man Group is highly over-rated. I don't how many seminars I attend that tell me otherwise.
DaygosDankest
I spy with my little eye, 3 bald heads, 1 over excited blue head, and 1 woman who is wondering what the fuck she is doing there.
D.Ray
"Elena, Nice Scarf. Can you believe they are ignoring the 800 lb. blue alien head in the room?"
gitsum
Hmmm....didn't know there were colleges that continued the tradition of 'Show and Tell' day.
Pitt
"And to prove it's safe, Jeremy here will demonstrate by sticking it up his ass.".... "umm, I thought you said i'd be putting it in my "class" ..."
MC_Rap
James' big finally always disgusted the audience at the Cancer Support groups when he would pull out his tumor
ennTOXX
This is the first look at California's Conserve Water Super Hero nicknamed "Captain CaliWater"
samlink
"You know, Sarah, that blue cap would go beautifully with the non-functional scarf you're wearing."
gamblerzer0
Our next auction is a rare 1990's Giant Man helmet complete with reservoir tip!
Zounds!
And all women will want me because I created this Giant Rain-Drop helmet all by myself!!!
capecoddan
Hi my name is Mike and i'm a former cobra Henchman "hi Mike" I think i realized i needed help when a guy dressed as a sailor punched me in the mouth and then him and his buddies took turns teabagging me as a parrot tauntingly chanted GO JOE!
CooperSolano
Psst! Hey, Mary. Don't you thing this politician class is trying to hard. That guy in the suit is teaching us about "using nodding to avoid saying anything bad", and the other guy is doing a ill fated attempt at parodying the Onion News.
MC_Rap
No sir, of course you don't swallow our new version of Viagra...it's a suppository
xgrendelx
Violet Beauregarde has toured the self-help seminar circuit, preaching the value of healthy eating.
HUMLY
OK, you arrogant pricks. The biggest head in the room gets to wear this. Any questions?
Pitt
And the number one reason for David Letterman to apologize... Here we have a diaphragm that might keep Sarah Palin's daughters from getting knocked up by Pro-Athletes...
hwuu
Welcome to Giant-BoobleHead-Smurfco, as soon as Frank is done with his chocolate bar we can begin.
sgt.salt
"well the results are in and...Blue disembodied head... you are.....NOT the father
MC_Rap
...and so when the nerds finally stole the head of the Jock frat house's mascot there was much celebration
captainHamsack
Now people, a bounty is out for Sonic the Hedgehog. We expect similar results.
buddywts
It may seem daunting at first- but rest assured after extended use the Midnight Pumpkin Butt-Plug can't be beat....
nextisthis
Kid in back: "Dude, jesus can't get married to that thing ... I'm gonna say something ... fuck I'm trippin' balls"
HUMLY
"Many folks in our client base think that Wal-Mart has gotten soft, so what do you all think of this headgear for the little bouncy ball guy?"
jspot2k
Now this is an artifact we found from the "Nintendassic Period", it belonged to an ancient civilization named the "Mega-Men"
Tessica
So we're working on product placement ideas for the new Transformers movie. Kenneth here came up with this idea to advertise tampons from Kotex.
Dunstin Checks Out
I get the metaphor on life he's trying to make, but why did he cut a woman's pad out of it.
MC_Rap
Derrick's alien friend, The Great Bazoo, always turned up at the most inopportune times
dot26
"What? No, no, no. This big blue thing has nothing to do with my presentation. It simply comforts me."
CaptionDatAss
"Before we put it on top of the Colt Building, I think it could use some stars." (Yeah, a joke about Hartford, CT, but then again, Hartford ITSELF is a joke.)
pepesupreme
When you said, "We're going to a seminar on teamwork and roleplay in the office," I didn't think you meant it literally!
Joey_09876
"Now Ted is going to tell you how to use your blob costume in step two of our money making plan, Ted?"
CarlSpackler
Everyone, this is Violet Beauregarde, you nkow from Willy Wonka? Anyway, she'll be heading up our new P.R. Depatrment.
Zounds!
"...over to you Bill...I trust you can explain to us why you've brought along you gigantic Blue Power Ranger helmet? No, you can't? Wow...this is uncomfortable."
CaptionDatAss
As soon as Little Boy Blue hit puberty, he became Really Fucking Big Boy Blue.
CaptionDatAss
"I know you all came to get some head today. Luckily, there's enough to go around."
Gimple
"And the new taco bell toy is introduced. Everyone take a look at the new tamale-anul plug. Now in ice blue" And so the audience murmured.
dresnok
so I punched that giant blue header sucker right in the..... he's right beside me isn't he?
Tessica
They had a bad case of blue balls so I helped them out with a little up and down motion, then some side to side for the other guy. Speaking of big blue balls behind me...
ClevelandRock
"Mega Man was a lot bigger than I expected," explained the Geico caveman, "but I still managed to beat him up and steal his helmet."
Lewis
Can you explain to us again how this will will help the Zune take away Apple's market leader status?
Zounds!
Girl whispers: "I think he's compensating for something with that big giant blue helmet."
Gimple
"Dr. Manhattan fucked Megaman's helmet until Chuck Norris got blue balls typing shitty captions on a shitty picture... Oh I found this on the side of the road. It matches my nipples"
polancoj16
I know the bi blue helmet is distracting but please try to pay attention to the mega-man seminar
TheFatBaker
hey jackie, that guy with the beard gave me crabs, so i put a bomb in that blue head, we better leave.
Zacoftheaxes
...And if you see a power ranger, the best thing to do is kick them square in the nuts.
LDog
Mike, you fucked up my lecture for the last time. Leave my classroom and take your enormous paper mache speedbag with you... you suck at boxing.
Bosephus5000
Seriously Maureen, if you queef one more time, I'm walking out of Russel Crowe's "Punchercise" seminar.
friez1973
Jeff finds it difficult to explain the new two person space saving cubicle bubble while the employees frantically form fat/skinny buddy pairs.
CaptainGeoffrey
"... and then I hit the mouse like this with my fist and it ran away..."
CaptainGeoffrey
"NO I WILL NOT CUT MY HAIR!" -guy with long hair "Why is nod written on the paper board up there?" -ladies in right hand corner
WarrenGHarding
"I'm bored. Do you want to get out of here and have violent lesbian sex?"
lordguru
"Is it just me, or is that Giant Cobra Commander head getting closer?" "Just ignore it, maybe it'll go away."
LDog
I'm not racist, but the goddamned blue people are troublemakers and criminals. And they've got enormous fucking heads.
spydrmunkie
this is the new and improved Cobra Comaander!. you see he may wobble but he won't fall down.
gnoblar
And yet,when I tried to warn the CIA of teh blueberry invasion,they called me paranoid. Well,whos the frutcake now!
Mrmoe
"Pssst...hey shirley, doesn't our new giant head boss look a lot like your last boyfriend giant-head ted?"
Zounds!
Alas, Voltron is cool when fully assembled, but completely lame when dissassembled.
edanman99
"Jill isin't that the guy you fucked from the bar the other night? Yeah I thought it was weird he had that giant blue mask on but I dunno I thought it was kinda kinky"
BennyF
Greg's oversized note to himself reminding him to nod knowingly made a mockery of Jerry's giant head presentation.
EaterOfClowns
Poor Carl couldn't afford PowerPoint for his lecture, having gone way over on his big-fucking-stupid-blue-head budget.
Roscoe
"Ok, so I finally understand the blue ball concept -- but did he have to invite all of our friends just to complain about me?"
ShadyPelican
Im just saying Jim...if you are going to market hemroid cream to kids, you gotta have a loveable mascot
classie
Apparently the Japanese are the only ones who can build giant action heroes. This mega man SUCKS.
Rivethead578
Due to the outstanding presentation, the manager of this Hilton knew this speaker would walk away with a big head, and so provided him with the necessary safety equipment.
classie
Jeremy had to explain the dress code for casual-Friday yet again when Bob wore his Halloween costume. Yet again.
classie
Jeremy explains the concept of Bring-Your-Severed-Blue-Giant-Ape-Head-To-Work Day. It does not fly with the execs.
TheHangdMan
Welcome to Understanding Japanese Culture 101. This, my students, is a Japanese anthropomorphization of blue balls. And no, I don't get it either....
Kramminator
The Cobra recruitment meeting was a real snore until one guy decided to fight Cobra Commander.
floydslip
"Wear the nipple mask for a week and I guarantee you will lose the feelings of inadequacy over not being breast fed as a child."
Rivethead578
A group of astronauts look on in incredulous bewilderment as they attend the second annual meeting of the National Association for Surrealist Art
cracklelack
Everyone pay attention, dont make me send you to the corner and make you wear the mask!
mariam67
Bomberman eventually began a corporate career, but he never forgot his explosive beginnings.
CrimsonHayes
"I told him that if he can pull of this sale. We can keep the lights on tonight"
Yeldarb
thank you all for comming we have seemed to stumbled on what is called shit wtf is the poster mean by NOD?
doofus8812
Steve Jobs' latest unveiling: the iBighead. It can be yours for only $699* (Data Plan required)
PeptoOverdose
When the Elephant in the room has to take a break the call in the blue onion
Cleaverson
With the flip chart conveying their acronym arn't you glad that you can only see above the waste of Team 'Nuts On Display'?
tfalcon21
When my wife gave birth to this giant smurf, it was then i realized she may have been cheating.
classie
Apparently the Japanese are the only ones who can build giant action heroes. This mega man SUCKS. OR Jeremy had to explain the dress code for casual-Friday yet again when Bob wore his Halloween costume. Yet again. OR classie Jeremy ex
Maxwell_Spiff
Doris Peabody admonishes San Bernadino PTA President Brenda Walsh for allowing Michael Bay to pitch his idea for a "Rocketeer" remake at Tuesday's meeting.
Maxwell_Spiff
Doris Peabody admonishes the San Bernadino PTA President for allowing Michael Bay to pitch his idea for a "Rocketeer" remake at last Tuesday's meeting.
FrostLight
"And tomorrow... we shall place the head of DONKEY KONG on the wall!" "Huzzah!"
mij40
Now give a warm welcome, members of Celibates Anonymous, to the Blueball Man group!
Misternobody
And if you get three other people to join you get this giant blue berry...What? No, this isnt a pyamid scheme...
Murphistopheles
After the divorce, Pac-Man was a mess. And often cried during convention Q and A's.
follicleman
So anyway, as I was saying, Booberry is the shittiest damn cereal I've ever... what? Why are you all looking behind me?
buddywts
Debbie(skank) to Rita: "the last time some one game me a big blue helmet they ended up giving me a pink sock too"
IPooonyu
The geriatric bubble has a front screen so your grandparents can still be part of the family when watching T.V.
theavenger121
"I understand your skepticism, but giant severed ninja heads are in short supply and the gu who sold it to me said it was magic."
mydeek
"yeah, so I'm gonna go ahead and ask you all to come in on sunday mmkay? grreat."
GodJuice
Now.. personally i preferred the colour yellow...but Bill insisted it were to be blue...*son of a-*
Crystal_Pesci
Glorb-Tron's booster malfunction in the lobby was only beginning to his bad day, after getting stuck in the middle of Russel Crowe's rage management seminar.
washingthecheat
The safety lecture at the Chocolate Factory was much more effective after the Beauregard family donated Violet's body as a visual aid.
cruz99
"And after we replace the Halloween's giant pumpkin for a giant blue onion, our world domination plan will be complete"
austinadam
Without further ado, we're very pleased to announce the availability of Big Blue Alien Head 3G S.
Bas100
While in the audience I realized if I slayed the slime I may be able to hit level 2.
LOLinator
"Every time you masturbate God DOES cry. We found one of his tears as physical evidence."
jakeX
Class, for show and tell, I brought a nerd. Or is he a hippie? Damn, I always screw it up.
Awesome12345
Man in Gray, "Dude I am sooo high..... hey... aren't we supposed to be doing a drug speech?....... Where the fuck did this blue guy come from..... shit... I hope he brought food"
Shortacus
No, the new spokesperson for the Save the Whales campaign is not a rip-off of Captain Planet.
NotVictoria
You know the Acne Commercials where the girl is followed by a giant zit? Yeah this guys got Blue Balls.
CopperbeltJack
"However, we were just tickled when corporate sent us this nipple-headed, tit-missing, vaginaed beanbag for the break room!"
coopts
Instead of imagining the audience being naked, Bill imagined a hipster standing next to a giant blue mask to ease his public-speaking anxiety
iamquitebored
" I think we all need to acknowledge the elephant in the room...despite his attempts to hide beneath his ninja shroud."
apreacher
Poor Drupal wasn't making any friends at the management retreat. (I know it's not funny, but it is apt. You gotta give me that.)
carbonbasedlife
I think what I was trying to say with this piece was "Mega Man is awesome".
azrael07
Y'know some meetings just aren't worth going to anymore. Really? You missed the Giant Ninja Head seminar.
Publius1990
Todd and Alex's Hockey Mask Pyramid Scheme was an utter failure as far as Pyramid schemes go.
amoebakid
After he retired from fighting the Decepticons, Optimus Prime resorted to giving seminars about how to establish peace.
residue
The Blue Giant had succesfully infiltrated the Scientology-seminar. Soon, the world would know the truth!
kingyagu
The big blue blobby thing is only meant to distract from the two hot lesbians in the bottom right discussing their sexual fantasies with eachother.
ennTOXX
Sherry whispers to Jennifer, "So easy, a caveman could do it". And they chuckle as they both get up and walk out on the lecture...
pbunyan568
"I really hope this guy is as rich as you say he is. If not I'm gonna be pissed."
spinestomper
and this is just part of the "Giant Ninja Robot", the rest can be yours for 8 small payments of 19.99
Chubalub
We at Eggman headquarters are currently working on a "Nazi Hedgehog" that will put Sonic and his friends in a state of genocide.
JimboXiii
it was at that point the audience realised they had been tricked into the power rangers casting call
anarcurt
After not receiving a Federal Bailout, the board resorted to plan B; Evil Robots.
Goode
Dammit! The board says nod your head!!! Do it or our ninja head will destroy you. (Lady in back) Is this guy serious!?
papajon0s1
"... and while Barry's 'nod' chart is quite impressive, just wait till you see THIS thing nod!"
MikeMack
"...and remember, pull the ski mask over your face like so. I can't stress that enough, people."
SteveHardon
The plans for the bank heist were running smoothly until Fred arrived with ski masks SIX HUNDRED FUCKING TIMES TOO BIG.
SteveHardon
"Class... For show-and-tell, Billy's brought with him his big blue pet alien..."
uckmaufcs
"In conclusion, once you approve the funding to complete this project those jerks at Gieco will NEVER make another caveman joke."
SteveHardon
"So, after the nuclear fallout, you place the blue gas mask over your face..."
drgirlfriend24
If you'd scroll down through all the craptions and have gotten to this one, please just vote for it.
kjrjr
Caught off guard without his pump, Dig Doug meets his death. Photo captures moments before tragedy struck.
kjrjr
Psst, it may just be the acid, but do you see a giant blue sleestack behind that guy?
SteveHardon
The CutCo company, trying to squeeze more money out of college kids, decided to start marketing giant blue heads.
1.21jigawatt
Betty leans to Carol to ask: who's going to be the BlueBerry Fruit-of-the-loom mascot?
neathy
" And then, while wearing the Acme Self-Pleasure Helmet, you just move your hand up and down...like this!"
Gabriel
Craig, take that mushroom out of your fucking mouth you dirty hippy... --"wait, *chew* wait hold up, are you seeing this Tom?... ASTRO BOY?!... RISE my lord!"
mrgrizzz
"As you can all see, your massive blue breasts can sleep safe and sound with these new Mega Breast Goggles"
mama1974
Bob was respected for giving a face to the "blue-balls" who had previously been faceless, under sexed nobodies.
cactushugger
No Mitchell... This won't get us out of dept. Sit down and drink your coffee.
ecoli26
And the blue whale sperm travels out his ten foot penis and impregnates the female while also serving as a flotation device.
Leugim789
It was at bring your daughter to work day, that everybody realized dan was batshit insane.
scarlet.pirate
"Did you read the sign? It says nod. I think that's the only way we're getting out of here alive."
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