Craptions Classics June 16, 2009

no, you're supposed to put the WHORES in the front window of the red-light district!!!

Zaphod

Other Craptions

Again with Sarah Jessica Parker...

quagmyre

"Tonight... I ride YOU."

jtklove

They make Krazy glue from psychologically disturbed horses.

GaseousClay

This is Cracked.com so I have to mention the sperm on the horse's face.

FedEXguy

When Mr Ed gives you "Blue Steel", you take a fuckin' picture!

Zounds!

What's sad is that someone took a picture of it.

JobiSierra14

His eyes are glued to you. His hooves are glue to you.

ChaseMitchell

Fuck you and the horse you ro---... um, okay, just... fuck *you* then, I guess.

Zaphod

My Little Psychopathic Murder Pony.

All the king's horses and all the king's men? Are you kidding me? No wonder they couldn't put Humpty together again. Just what did those idiots expect the horses to do, anyway?

verglas

Devil Eyes is 9:1 to win the Derby

psu

"Mr. Reeve, I don't think you want to ride that horse" .... but it was too late....

Thomas Calnan

"Maybe we shouldn't have buried Seabiscuit in that creepy pet cemetary."

Kelly Robinson

"OK, the tiger got Roy, but I'm gonna tear Siegfrid to fucking PIECES."

Julius_Goat
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

The Weekly Hit List

Sit back... Relax... We'll do all the work.
Get a weekly update on the best at Cracked. Subscribe now!