Other Craptions

Poker?? I don't even want to touch her!

Most ugly people wear a paper bag over their head, but I respect your creativity.

He really shouldn't have worn that pink wristband, now everyone will know he's a loser.

The only appropriate time to yell out "Hey, check out that girl's box!"

The zoo is feeling the recession, too.

The virgin sacrifice has been prepared!!!

No matter who wins in this card game, everyone's a loser.

"I'm a card shark dumbass!"

Not seeing too many diamonds or hearts in his future. Maybe a clubbing or two.

Poor-a-saurus

LARPing Yu-Gi-Oh requires card monsters, so...

Turns out it was shame that killed the dinosaurs.

Stega-Sore-ass

Jenny want'ed the most 'Original' Grad Dress!

"I get plus 20 to my defense whearing this" "Dave you are such a cockblocker"

Rachel took the phrase "ace in the hole" a little bit too seriously.

Wanna play 52 card pickup? I promise I won't eat you.

When shouting from the rooftop, "I'm a virgin" just isn't obvious enough.

Finally- unemployment has a mascot!

"I'm sorry, did you say 'deuce' or 'douche'?"

Where the mild things are.

The Island of Dr. Moron.

There's a good reason why the Cardosaurus is nobody's favorite dinosaur.

gambit + gundam + tyrannosaur...at least it sounded good on paper

Don't laugh! These kindergartners worked very hard on these costum... Wait, what? They're ADULTS? Never mind.

A card carrying Virgin, if I've ever seen one.

Pictured: Shame.

"God, even the LARPers are making fun of me."

Transformers 3, as NOT directed by Michael Bay

Where do I put my dick?

"Her? She's a croc tease."

Hey dude, I can't see outta this gator head...have I gotten laid yet?

"The pink bracelet means I support victims of bullying. You might be surprised to know I, too, am a victim. You're not?"

Some methods are actually even more effective than birth control pills.

I love the smell of card-board in the morning...smells like FAIL.

"He's BOXED in!" "Yea, well, I'm card-BORED."

"What a loser! My WoW friends won't believe this picture!"

George Lucas isn't even trying anymore

Craposaurus Rex

....and that's why "Alabama-Disney" only managed to stay open for 1 week...

Dear Diary: Worst 1st date ever. Apparently LARP does not stand for Lovely Afternoon Reading Poetry.

School Play + Drunk, Poker Addict Mom = Amazing Childhood

Finally, Cracked includes a pic of MY fetish.

Every year when spring rolls around the hobos like to get creative

Fan members of Steve Irwin the Crocodile Hunter gather for his funeral.

It costs $399.95 just because it says "Abercrombie" on the front.

I don't care what you all think, I'm looking forward to Jurassic Park 4.

An awkward silence passes, as no one is willing to "go fish."

Pathetic-zilla.