Craptions Classics June 15, 2009

The winning hand on her back didn't make up for the losing hand she'd been dealt by God.

ChaseMitchell

Other Craptions

Poker?? I don't even want to touch her!

Tim Parent

Most ugly people wear a paper bag over their head, but I respect your creativity.

He really shouldn't have worn that pink wristband, now everyone will know he's a loser.

Crazybbq

The only appropriate time to yell out "Hey, check out that girl's box!"

The zoo is feeling the recession, too.

BowToTheBard

The virgin sacrifice has been prepared!!!

seannyb

No matter who wins in this card game, everyone's a loser.

Truthiness

"I'm a card shark dumbass!"

cptnpeacocksuit

Not seeing too many diamonds or hearts in his future. Maybe a clubbing or two.

Roland_Deschain

LARPing Yu-Gi-Oh requires card monsters, so...

seannyb

Turns out it was shame that killed the dinosaurs.

Julius_Goat

Stega-Sore-ass

JCarlton

Jenny want'ed the most 'Original' Grad Dress!

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