ChaseMitchell
The winning hand on her back didn't make up for the losing hand she'd been dealt by God.
Ronin22
Most ugly people wear a paper bag over their head, but I respect your creativity.
Crazybbq
He really shouldn't have worn that pink wristband, now everyone will know he's a loser.
Roland_Deschain
Not seeing too many diamonds or hearts in his future. Maybe a clubbing or two.
scrubsfanatic
"I get plus 20 to my defense whearing this" "Dave you are such a cockblocker"
VitaminD
Don't laugh! These kindergartners worked very hard on these costum... Wait, what? They're ADULTS? Never mind.
kaps
Dear Diary: Worst 1st date ever. Apparently LARP does not stand for Lovely Afternoon Reading Poetry.
phreesh
"The pink bracelet means I support victims of bullying. You might be surprised to know I, too, am a victim. You're not?"
Least
They thought this was bad enough, but 10 minutes later a real cardboard dragon tried to have sex with it.
sish2000
His head bowed in shame, he tried desperately to figure out how they caught him cheating at the poker game. It seemed like the perfect plan...
dramdan
Hard to believe that most often the people featured in the craptions are considered losers by the craptioneers
crhino
um, i know the sign says gamblers annonymous but we don't actually hid our identities
kengoldstein
Anybody can have a poker face, but it takes special skill to have poker dermal plates.
CaptionDatAss
Having the name Ally Gator was bad enough, but did she really have to dress like that?
D.Ray
CardboardCardosaurus: more unique than the Duck-billed Platypus (yet less dangerous)
buddywts
These dinosaurs sound best when you ride your bike with them sticking through your spokes....
buddywts
Tragically- this rare breed of lizard was found hours later flattened by a break-dance troupe.....
Versus
MacGyver proved he could infiltrate a World of Warcraft party using only duct tape, a cardboard box, and a deck of cards.
Actionopoly
As she hung her head in shame, she could only hope her photo wouldn't end up on an internet comedy site.
crhino
Debbies salute to her drunk dad on poker night was the hit of the fathers day school concert
liverpooljohnny
Sadly, due to a lack of mating partner, and his genetic material all going to Kleenex, this species is soon to be extinct.
VitaminD
Due to the failing economy, this year's Mardis Gras will be scaling back it's budget.
vilculiao
-don't tell me don't tell me!!- - Im Gambit- -damn i told you not to tell... wait, WHAT?-
pepesupreme
This was humiliating, but nothing could compare to the shame of still wearing the pink chastity bracelet.
b0b
I don't think that's what Kenny Rogers had in mind when he said you gotta know when to fold em
Cowpunk
When I said I'd need a lot of gin if I was going to have sex with you, this wasn't quite what I meant.
natejeezy
well, vader was like "It's not what's on the outside, it's what's in the inside that counts" and with that I was given this crappy suit. Damn Sith.
jekelish
I had heard the effects in Land of the Lost were bad, but I didn't expect this.
Zounds!
Jimmy emerges from his parents' basement ready to tear into the bullies that picked on him his whole life...revenge would be his...oh yes...it would be his...
picc01
Next on Mythbusters: Jamie tackles the myth that two female aligators can play Texas Hold Em' underwater.
Rubenthegreat
Guys, let's be honest, you still would. She even comes with her own paper bag.
faaaaq
whoever took this picture is a homo. they focus on the box-loser when there is a possibly-bangable chick hidden behind grey-sweater-guy...
Pitt
And this one time.... in band camp... I soooo made out with a with guy... and he stuck a baby alligator where the flute usually goes, so that's why I dress like this...
getittwistd
Apparently cardboard alligators also feel a need to support Breast Cancer Awareness. Good for them.
bilbo1
No matter how many times they failed North Korea was to determined to remake Godzilla.
Diasdiem
By the last season of Power Rangers, the production values had slipped dramatically.
teajae
god dammit...someone please tell me that this is not someone dressed up as a 'card shark'
TommyTen
No Silly, we are about to Live Action Roll Play RAMPAGE! Now where is the building.
Exodiafinder687
This summer a half-nerd/half-creature goes on a journey to move out of his mom's basement.
TommyTen
While it wasn't his first choice, it was certainly preferable to the testicle mask that Julie received.
Exodiafinder687
Michael Bay spent so much on special effects that these were the only costumes he could afford for Transformers 2.
Fkelleghan
On the other hand, it's an ingenious way to sneak illegal suits across the border.
Spirolli
Their filming Michael Bay's new monster movie. Turns out he used most of the budget on explosions.
Zkdot
CNN reporting a high school loser was beaten to death only a few minutes after saying "HA Now that I'm a big scary monster the jocks at school will be too scared to pick on me"
kengoldstein
After Transformers Revenge of the Fallen bombed, the budget for the next sequel was severely cut...
DaygosDankest
The species Cardboardcardeuchus most commonly referred to as "Lahuser" died out early in the Cretaceous period due to it's inability to pass as his genetics.
connan
Unfortunately, the furry-sex population has been hit the hardest in this recesion.
Todzilla
Oh my god I'd love to run through here with some steel-toed boots and a whiffle bat.
inmate42392
And with all the effort it probably took to make that costume, you could've got laid
BVincent
Strap on poker will start in five minutes, they're waiting for Clitorisk to finish.
DaygosDankest
The species Cardboardcardeuchus most commonly referred to as "Lahuser" died out early in the Cretaceous period due to it's inability to pass on its genetics.
Leaf
The costume was immasculating. Eric looked down to check if he still had his one-eyed jack.
bafaulkner
Did you notice that everyone in the foreground is female and the people in the background are male, dressed normally? Hmm. What kind of slave ritual is this?
bafaulkner
It was the early 90's. The Unabomber was still on the lam and would do anything to remain unnoticed.
MC_Rap
Cardboard crocodile was very sad because everybody thought he was cardboard alligator
papajon0s1
"Dude! Oh, I thought those were Pokeman cards for sec there. God, that'd been totally gay!"
buddywts
I've never wanted to beat the shit out of a Pinata more than I do at this very moment....
CaptionDatAss
Written in marker on the front: "Knights in Shining Armor killed my family. Need money for fire-breathing lessons."
Dranj
People in cardboard costumes shielding their faces from the camera...this is the Cracked company picnic isn't it?
Ronin22
eHarmony pulls off another miracle. Like you'd ever be able to find another lesbian with a playing cardboard reptile fetish.
_Phoenix_
She must have forgot she was going as a dinosaur when she drew the human ear on the side.
suzieQ123
The most dangerous crocosaurus's are the ones that are not playing with a whole deck-QUICK-Count the cards!
Zounds!
Lloyd was ready to step into the time machine. Little did he know just how ill-prepared he was to "blend-in" with the dinosaurs.
Versus
Kids attending the fair were treated to Barney's Mexican non-union equivalent, Signor Crappy.
Dunstin Checks Out
Twenty minutes outside of Vegas he predicted Spring would come early.
Luftwaffles
Having been ripped off by the Three Card Monte trick, Laura set a cunning trap for the con man.
faaaaq
Must be a preview of some new high-budget film. The CGI monsters already look better than the new Star Wars movies
jawsaints
when failing at cardplaying isnt enough, Jean strove for even worse...failing at card fighting dork-monsters
jawsaints
Still, she as a woman is still a woman that is out of my league, even with the mutant carboard armor covering her body
Leaf
We're the poker players... You should see the chess club - what a bunch of LOSERS!!
captainHamsack
And the poker winner will be dressed as a Pinata of some sort filled with their winnings. Or something.
theirish
Leaked pictures from the set of Cloverfield 2 were disappointing, to say the least.
jw3
Cardboard... check. Playing cards... check. Pink wristband... check. And duct tape, lots of duct tape.
billwmac
Alone in a strange land, Grendel couldn't help but wonder what the deal was....
TheFischster
I hate to say it, but the special effects in Jurassic Park don't really stand the test of time.
SteveHardon
"Now, just yell GRRAARRGGG, and you can get your Total Dipshit merit badge!"
SteveHardon
The funds for the Rennaisance Festival have been slowly declining in recent years...
CooperSolano
Dealer: Dammit Michael, what the HELL is this? Wizard of Odds: I told you to never call me by my mortal name, this is my new creature 'Oddzilla'!!! I feed the moneyless losers to her! Dealer: Why do I even bother?
Unbeknownst
If you would just relax, let it flow and get ready to enjoy a little nonsensical, wholesome innocent nerdy fun...it would still be stupid.
quagmyre
Goverment Required Diversity Training. Todays lesson, Valuing the Sexually Androgynous. We need a bigger Closer!
quagmyre
Twenty minutes later, holding only a pair of twos, and fearful of bluffing, the French surrendered.
RobertJSawyer
Testing the theory that Stegosaurus's spinal plates were used to dissipate heat ... after the latest round of university budget cuts.
r4ndomish
What is sadder? Someone taking time to make this costume, or the fact that she's not the only one?
87gn
Cardboard boxes-zero dollars, Duct tape-50 cents, deck of cards-79 cents. Hot pink wrist band to show the other dorks you are available-shameless.
mariam67
Wow, Spielberg didn't get much of a budget for the new Jurassic Park movie, did he?
sirapoc
no dude i'm not a dipliocacitia I'm a stegonofrantiosaurus can't u see the difference, Loser!!
DirtyJs
So, apparently you pass this level by offering the inflatable dildo to the dragon of fortune
OvaltinePatrol
I knew I was in trouble when the Dungeon Master told me to "Save versus paper cut."
morongo
Her new box suit was the only way to hide the fact that she was the only girl at the WoW expo...
morongo
Step 1: Cut a hole in the box. Step 2: put myself in the box. Step 3: Shame my family.
cha0sunity
The people down at the Renaissance fair just don't put the effort into it like they used to.
benrichardsrm
What's really amazing is that no one in the background thinks this guy is worth looking at.
phreesh
"Hey baby, let's turn this pair into a full house, if you know what I mean. -- Please put the lighter away."
nextisthis
Moments after being attacked by Gambit, it could only hang it's head in shame.
buddywts
Despite popular belief- it wasn't a comet that killed of the dinosaurs- they fell apart once they got soggy after a light rain
CaptionDatAss
At the Ghetto Renaissance Fair, the dragon way slain by a drive-by impaling.
xgrendelx
Apparently there is one thing that Gambit's kinetically charged cards had no effect on. Adamantium be damned!
MC_Rap
Not contempt with just a hat and glasses, Phil Helmuth tries a new intimidation factor
Zounds!
The Nerdosaur eyes his next victim...ForeArm Sticker Girl...a clash of unknown Geek magnitude is about to begin...
Todzilla
The wrist band is to remind me to ask what Jesus would do. Oh ya, he made me extinct.
bcanders
Look at that idiot wearing a toque to a cardboard party. He obviously doesn't want to get laid
simon00023
If you attack me I might have to use my smoke machine!... Oh shit, I left that at home and I had to save up so much allowance that!
jonnygonzo
Dear Shannon, I believe I have lost my dignity, could you please call me if you find it?
bafaulkner
The true form of Lost's smoke monster was less frightening than we had thought all of those years.
improvcomedy14
A reenactment of Godzilla that will surely stun the audience. Just look at the CGI and colorful effects....
mattifikation
Trailer Park Cosplay: Still higher budget special effects than Hate By Numbers.
bafaulkner
In Kaley's high school, pink wrist bands means you'll do anything, but it has to be in a poorly constructed dragon outfit.
inmate42392
I don't know how you read the rules so horribly wrong, but that's not how you play poker!
inmate42392
I wish that the guy made a suit of a duck, because then I could've made a craption that goes "DUCK TAPE!"
bafaulkner
The gal to the right is taking a snapshot. Her father said no one else would be as stupid as her for this. Photo evidence, Dad!
inmate42392
It's like you almost wish kids these days would just take some acid or something instead...
Zkdot
CNN reporting a high school loser was beaten to death this morning just a few minutes after saying "HA Now that I'm a big scary monster the jocks will be too scared to pick on me"
adam72967
Can no-one tell the difference between an alligator and a guy in a cardboard crocodile costume.
technobot
The Nerd-asaurus is known for its unique basement like habitat, inability to be in direct sunlight, and yearly migration known as The Great Comic-con Migration. In the photo above you can see a recreation of a nerd-asaurus attempting to interact with
pauld
Sadly the budget for the next Batman did not stretch beyond Christian Bale and onto the "Killer Croc" costume
Versus
Gary looked down in disappointment, thinking a giant box would cure his impotency.
SteveRequin
I'm sure there's a good pun to be made here with "Cards+Cardboard", but trying to figure out the Were-Dinobot part left me in a mindless drooling state.
picc01
Don't feel down and depressed Ali...Every reptile is hunted and eventually gunned down.
MC_Rap
He was so embarrassed. He had to wear his his cardboard crocodile costume because his cardboard ninja costume was at the cleaners
a440
I always get confused, is this an alligator, a crocodile, or a virgin? They're all so similar...
CaptionDatAss
The Casino's Renaissance Fair resulted in clever costumes such as Black (Plague) Jack and 3-Card Monty Python.
pjunk
As the Rugrats grew up, their imaginations dwindled and they had to find other ways to play with Reptar.
The23
The loser in the cardboard dinosaur costume was the perfect target for master card thrower Rick Smith Jr.
buddywts
...and a pink bracelet to indicate that he's no threat to any Hymen anywhere....ever......
Sarcasticguy
Let's see if it works for me: I AM A WHINNIE BITCH AND I NOT GOING TO WIN SO I POST THIS FOR PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR ME Seriously don't vote this that would defeat the purpose
1.21jigawatt
WTF is with the slack jaw-anemic kid on left of pic... need to thin the herd
Versus
Emmitt was elated when he saw no one else dressed as a "gay card-spined crocodile" at the company costume BBQ party.
Dunstin Checks Out
"Towards the end of the battle, even if things look bleak whatever you do don't fold. HAHAhaha, seriously you suck."
MP17789
After the funding for the new Jurrassic Park Movie fell through they decided to give costume design a go themselves.
Black_Rabbit
Dammit Hollywood we did not want to see Godzilla Origins BEFORE you add the CG.
thaRaven
Instead of guns it looks like the machine hybrids have turned to card tricks. THE FIENDS!!!
Black_Rabbit
Pokasarus walked away in shame as he had failed in his audition for Americas'Barny
BVincent
B is for bookie, it's good enough for me; oh bookie bookie, bookie starts with B.
CooperSolano
Dealer: Dammit Michael, what the HELL is this? Wizard of Odds: I told you to never call me by my mortal name, this is my new creature 'Oddzilla'!!! I feed the moneyless losers to her! Dealer: Why do I even bother?
jonahsbrother
maybe showing people what you look like on the inside isnt such a good descission
quagmyre
Why anyone would want to dress up as Sarah Jessica Parker for Halloween is beyond me? Hey, why the long face?
TheChronicler
By the 12th season of Power Rangers the decline in both budget and character design had passed the beyond laughable.
Murphistopheles
"If only cardboard armor protected against emotional damage" Lowering her down-cast stare in agreement.
pbunyan568
First place in the best Smaug likeness category for the annual Hobbit LARP event. "Fire, Fire!!"
Shackler
Hey that is the weird sex club. That I host...I mean that I know nothing about.
TaborMallory
Everyone who submits a pun shall receive punishments worse than being a retarded stegosaurus.
mydeek
kid with glasses:"yeah, I could shit out a better dinosaur costume than that! was your mom getting jizzed in the eyes while making you that costume? god hates you you know..." Girl: "fuck off shrimp dick!"
manleyart
Wait a minute Jill. You mean the idea of dressing as a shark went completely over your head?
Hallo457
Honestly I'm disappointed the ears are drawn on in Sharpie, the rest was so masterfully created.
bladerunnerpat
Hiding his plastic surgeon's latest attempt at humanisation, Michael Jackson stumbles into a childrens playground "completly by accident".
H1tman007
so..ive got to dress as a cardboard crocodile?..and wear a pink wristband?..FUCK YOU GOD!!
mama1974
Bob, having sobered up, realized that going to the party dressed as shame was not as clever as he thought.
slash2049
This just in.. it looks like in fact, duct tape actually cannot fix everything
suziwong
Elton John was feeling the credit crunch - but blood and hair flew when he saw the state of the stage props for his Crocodile Rock tour!
Brandingo
And on your left you'll see the rare cardboardgator almost extinct due to overbullying by real gators
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