Other Craptions

The wrong way to fertilize a lawn!!

Goddammit, Chuck Norris. Quit ejaculating over our lawn!

Why is it that anytime Cracked readers see something round and white they think sperm?

Arranged marriages for kids have gotten out of hand.

The beginnings of Siamese twins.

It's about time that the lesser-known Greek God Testiceles got his due.

Jackson Pollack makes a snowman.

"What should we play on first? The monkey bars? Jungle Gym? Whale Testicles?"

Plaque reads "Do NOT swallow!"

Every one flinched when Harry yelled "Take a look at my white balls". Luckily, he then pointed at the statue.

At least you won't notice the bird shit

Don't get your balls in a twist!!!

And on the 8th day God created art, and it was bad.

Lets just hope they both want to go the same direction

This environmentaly friendly sculpture will burn 4 times brighter and last 200 times longer than your normal sculpture.

Rampant use of spermicides has produces super sperm!

The Well-Endowment for the Arts

Frank, that is the worst halloween decoration I've ever seen.

Detroit attempts to show its cultured side. Unfortunately, it's cultured side involves statue porn.

I don't know why everyone at Cracked sees sperm and testicles...clearly this is a pair of ovaries and a falopian tube. Wierdos!

Lend Chuck Norris a set of dumbells, this is how you get them back...

These are the testicles that Michaelangelo WANTED to carve on David...

Now we have to sing "Every sperm ARE sacred."

Fossilized Testiculasaurus Rex

"That reminds me. I forgot my sack lunch."

I try to avoid fucking ball jokes and I don't get 1 fucking crack up, fuck this shit!!!!!!!!!

The mastermind behind this sculpture DESERVES to be a starving artist.

Few people know that there's a missing piece to Michelangelo's David.

The International Eunuchs Memorial

Joe never got tired of inviting all the local debutantes to the biggest balls in town.

That was one hell of a hail storm last night!

Sometimes in math the "division" sign does not get along and the line has to keep the dots separated

The fight for the egg just got harder!

Before finally settling on having a race decide the winner, God originally planned to have sperm compete by tug-of-war.

Zeus's anal beads

Why would anyone create a monument to my mother-in-law?

What did the giant say when he was castrated? It makes no vas deferens

Why do we have artists again ?

Little did the snow balls know they were sucking up the same spaghetti noodle. And they lived happily ever after

Honey, I don't know why I think this, but do you want me to get my tubes tied? Between this and the screaming monster coming out of the cave sculpture, I think you have some issues coming through.

Some giant marble statue somewhere is in a lot of pain.

Plaque reads "Please cum again"

Stuck On You: The Prequel

"This sculpture is nuts!"

Meth labs these days keep getting more and more arrogant

Frosty the Snow Freak

The most inappropriate McDonald's playpen ever built.

Dr. Seuss's dumbbell.

This guy must suck at "connect the dots"