racedogg2
Somewhere in the testicles, there is a world, much like our own, where sperm live happily together, married. And when you masturbate, you tear this world apart!
orphan
Why is it that anytime Cracked readers see something round and white they think sperm?
Tessica
Every one flinched when Harry yelled "Take a look at my white balls". Luckily, he then pointed at the statue.
Julius_Goat
This environmentaly friendly sculpture will burn 4 times brighter and last 200 times longer than your normal sculpture.
Obtusetriangle
Detroit attempts to show its cultured side. Unfortunately, it's cultured side involves statue porn.
LilMoof
I don't know why everyone at Cracked sees sperm and testicles...clearly this is a pair of ovaries and a falopian tube. Wierdos!
McDominater
I try to avoid fucking ball jokes and I don't get 1 fucking crack up, fuck this shit!!!!!!!!!
geniuswaitress
Joe never got tired of inviting all the local debutantes to the biggest balls in town.
MC_Rap
Sometimes in math the "division" sign does not get along and the line has to keep the dots separated
Diasdiem
Before finally settling on having a race decide the winner, God originally planned to have sperm compete by tug-of-war.
Tessica
Honey, I don't know why I think this, but do you want me to get my tubes tied? Between this and the screaming monster coming out of the cave sculpture, I think you have some issues coming through.
MC_Rap
Little did the snow balls know they were sucking up the same spaghetti noodle. And they lived happily ever after
Obtusetriangle
France unveils its newest weapon of mass destruction: tacky art. Little do they know, no one cares.
CaptionDatAss
Ancient Greek sculpture in remembrance of Testiclees, the great poet, philosopher, and sex addict.
infectionk
You laugh now, but just wait until that tadple grows into a two-headed frog monster
infectionk
A monument to all those that lost their balls because they had to go see 'Twilight' with their girlfriends
KAJER
Then after I ripped Hulk's testicles out with my bare hands, I made into a lawn ornament.
QueenSativa
It's an hour and a half too late for anyone to care about this. *Insert sperm joke here*
Unbeknownst
If you actually look at this with an open mind, with love and appreciation for art, with a certain knowledge of abstract sculpture and a joyous grasp of all the things that make life so wonderful...it still don't make sense.
CarsonW
When the city counsel was offered the choice between a new playground and pompous modern art, pretension won out.
CJD
Wow...this is a strange picture...I sure wish i had time to come up with a witty, relevant, and comical caption...
Julius_Goat
Frosty the Snowman was a jolly, happy soul . . . with enormous, enormous balls.
Julius_Goat
This brilliant piece represents Art's struggle to get Commerce to pay for Random Abstract Crap.
infectionk
To compensate for steroid use, baseball officials made the game a little more difficult
McDominater
"It'll be glorious, glorious I say, no one will dare try to overthrow my great balls!" -Doctor Doom "Thats what she said."- Thor
Leaf
Gardening tip: It's sometimes necessary to use both pesticides and spermicides on your lawn.
psu
Judging by the surrounding foliage and inclement weather conditions it can be safely assumed that we are located between Eugene and Vancouver, a land where crappy art is encouraged and funded
bambooma
The cock that went along with this mysteriously went missing one night... and turned up in Paris Hilton's dildo collection
Megatooth
According to tradition it's good luck for a man to ejaculate on the left sphere after his lover blows him.
CaptionDatAss
Vietnam casualties are remembered through The Wall. Pornography casualties are remembered through The Balls.
DaygosDankest
In a small town somewhere is Wisconsin stands a tribute to their mayor, Cletus.
killbotdestroyo
"Oh, the water main? It's right under the baffling testicle sculpture. No the white one."
Hallo457
Fact: 95% of all Cracked readers who saw this image immediately thought balls or two-headed sperm.
spectre_vampire
"No, I'M gonna fertilize the egg!" "No, I'M gonna fertilize the egg! You're dumb!"
Marijawillow
Chuck Norris was told he'd have to leave his donation outside the sperm bank.
Blinker_Fluid
Dedicated to all the kids who knocked out their front teeth with Klackers.
HUMLY
Wedge's solution for infiltrating the Death Star was a compelling one, but it would take alot of work.
infectionk
Chuck Norris is so manly, he castrated himself just to fit in with the rest of the world
simon00023
Look, stop depending on us for your jokes. As you can see there is a much better craption on the plaque beneath it.
amnesiac87
And here, in rural Wisconsin, is where Paul Bunyan's testicles finally came to rest after causing the jizz blizzard of 1873.
TheDrRipper
This Is what happens when computer programmers create a sculpture of boobs ... as if they'd know what they look like
markrrose
So that's where i left my balls! (now excuse me while i cook and clean my wife's supper)
shiftysdad
How women see it: "Aww, how romantic!" How men see it: "Dude, that's so gay." How 4chan sees it: "LOL first!"
Janitorwookie
This is how far Atlas was willing to go to get that perfect choir boy voice.
wxman0
As seen here in the earliest stages in life, the man and woman can't agree on directions down the fallopian tube and the man won't stop to ask someone for help.
CaptionDatAss
"Dude, I am tripping balls!" said the hippie, as he ran into the sculpture, falling over it face first.
adam72967
Its always nice to see two people in love, even if those two people are freaky white ball things.
soniccry
The very rare, oft-theorized, elegantly beautiful mating dance of the North American cue-ball.
rclandrum
Monument honoring the heroic but tragically ill-fated crew of Bubba 11, the first (and only) redneck Earth-to-Moon mission.
barnett
This is art with balls. Possibly too much balls. Scratch that, you can never have enough balls.
krysil
The artist was more than pleased when the abortion clinic picked this piece for their front lawn.
hamsterjelly
Chuck Norris is supporting men's health by building a plaster cast of his own case of testicular torsion, as a warning to others.
Unbeknownst
The plaque there reads: We have no idea what this is but one day it will make for a great Craption.
quagmyre
Twenty minutes later, clutching their genitalia in fear, unable to muster even a weak "sacrebleu", the French surrendered.
ofirissmart
While not as popular as the Lincoln Memorial, the John F. Kennedy Memorial is still just as good.
JigIsUp
MOTHERF-Jeff! i told you to make sure you jizz on her mowed bush, but... this isn't what i meant!
WarrenGHarding
I didn't much care for Full House. I preferred Mary Kate and Ashley's early stuff.
Rattlehead
When I said I was looking for fertile land, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind.
Stavros
"And here we have Hasbro's failed prototype model for 'Wild Wacky Action Dumbell', renamed 'Space, Time and Infinite Joy.' Do I here any bids?"
wxman0
Screw this, I'm getting votes one way or another so I will reduce myself to this..."Michael Bay movie"
prannyjones
... and then Mr. Fantastic ejaculated all over our lawn. From then on, he was referred to as Mr. AWESOME!!!
hilah
This little guy just sat and cried while the rest of his pack swam on to the egg. Like most losers, he decided to make himself feel better by making modern art.
jw3
Yes, I *am* aware that it is the artists vision of Berenice and Egaeus, and I know you paid a hundred K for that sculpture, but have you ANY idea how this gets tagged on flicker?
SteveHardon
After all the alien probing pics on Cracked of late, THIS is the disturbing discovery
Rex-Jester
The Flash was more than just a little nervous when he found that Giganta's IUD had fallen out...
Roscoe
With its plaque trap out, the abstract art chameleon knew its hippie prey could not long resist. Soon it would feed.
spectre_vampire
Monument of the filament that powers the world's most FABULOUS lightbulb.
jakeX
This should answer any questions about whether or not Superman can have sex with a human.
masticator
for some reason, the statue of the giant's vasectomy wasn't the huge tourist attraction we thought it would be
Benvolio
Will miss Roseanne Barr please pcik up her vagina balls? Will miss Roseanne Barr please pick up her vagina balls? Thank you.
CaptainPuffy
we all know the jolly green giant is..well........JOLLY, but he had to share his happiness with the world, by giving us a pearl neckless
shiftysdad
Here at Foster's Clinic of Fucking With People's Balls (FCFWPB for short) we are finding new ways to make vasectomies fun!
looney237
"When we get near the egg, you slingshot around, okay?" "Okay. Shake and bake!!"
Gratisthethird
Goodness! Gracious! Great balls of...white...intertwined...er...some kind of...statue material.
chakku
Doc to Lady - Lady u gonna have a gay ..!! Lady - WTF?? Why ? Doc - Look at this!!Sperms are happy for themselves..!! They are not doing the right job..!!
MrNiceDreams
George Bush Anal Beads: When your used to getting fucked in the ass one too many times.
simon00023
"Don't worry honey! One day we won't be homeless and we will have a big egg all to ourselves!
talk
Due to drastic demand for more mature content, Nickelodeon announced that SpermSperm will be replacing CatDog.
spoochy
Ever "lawn-spunk" a chick? It's when you collect all the loads you punched-out thinking of her over 10 years, then make a sculpture out of it for her lawn!!!
improvcomedy14
Chuck Norris just loves to put us to shame. What with his gigantic testicle weights and all.
OliOfWar
How does scientology justify the Giant Engram sperm that falls to the earth whenever the moon is full?
Zacoftheaxes
Sperm bowling is by far the most popular sport played within your testicles.
Irish84DC
History soon forgot the second half of Robert Mills' design for the Washington Monument...
kennys_ghost
After arguing for hours about which way the egg was, they sadly came to the realization that they were in the rectum.
Mediatwin
The runner-up in the "Biggest Load Of Balls In 2009" competition. Michael Bay's new movie was the inevitable winner.
quagmyre
Please donate now. We need your money to fund research into a cure for Testicular Albinism. Won't you help?
Unbeknownst
Are these seannyb's and Leaf's balls?. U gotta have balls to go around voting for yourself `cos u obviously have access to a buncha different computers in order to be able to vote for yourselves over and over and over and over.
whatssofunny
I don't know why people think it's so funny, that looks like a really unhealthy sperm mutation to me.
Dranj
Perhaps the truly best caption is carved into the stone laid out before the balls.
duopros
And with he first binary fission thus began the terrifying reign of the Balls from Zorklon 3.
duopros
And with the first binary fission, the terrifying saga of the Balls from Zorklon 3 truly began.
Quantumman
This is the first in a series of statues that teach men how to perform their own vasectomies.
Mordor
I've told you a million times not to throw your used q-tips down the window! It's gross!
Pray_For_Mojo
I'm really interested to see what trhat plaque says about the statue. I have no fucking idea what this is.
WarrenGHarding
Here lies Drunken Tim. Filled his glass up to the brim. Always smiling, never grim, Didn't watch his step; balls tripped him.
nyangel
Scientists extract the sperm for Siamese twin giants just in time to save the world! How? Really large porn.
D-Rock
Hoping for a product placement deal in the next Jurassic Park film, the developer of Neuticles works up a prototype.
87gn
Latest Korean invention; Compact florescent nuclear testicles. Sadly, like most stuff they make, has no practical application.
87gn
The plaque reads "Two balls & a fallopian tube" No wonder the artist is misunderstood!
Jovian84
Like all modern democratic presidents, Obama had to remove his prior to being sworn in.
Vozpit
Not really a craption, but has anyone noticed there's a condom advertisement on this page?
volingrad
does anyone else find it ironic that right next to this theres a condom add....
CageyKay
Still not getting the whole birds and the bees thing? Here, let's try a visual aid.
magus12k
Only you can prevent Acute Testicular Torsion. Remember these three words: Stop. Touch. Tell.
Green Peace
Judging by the jokes here, it seems I'm a mutant freak, being to only one whose balls are not big and white and have a giant tube linking between them. Guess I'll go join the circus.
Panic
"It's not that I don't appreciate the gesture Frank, it's just... Not really an appropriate statue to put outside a children's daycare center..." ... "Because it looks like sperms!"
Shedrick
See I told you Chuck norris can take his testicles and make nunchucks out of them.
itellifyouask
They are trying to clone Chuck Norris. I feel really sorry for the mother.
sandtrout
From the set of the erotic "Adventures of Alice in Naughtyland" a glimpse of the Ben-Wa Balls prop (before the artists write "INSERT ME") used by Alice to shrink her growing craving...
sandtrout
Paleontologists are thrilled by the discovery of well preserved balls fossilized during mating. The remains were plastered and await delivery.
blahblah321
How jesus escaped from the cross. On a horse and with a boner. Mystery solved.
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