Other Craptions

Fidel and Raul's excellent adventure

Church, sponsored by Call of Duty.

Feng Shui Guevara

Something tells me we're not in Cuba anymore...

"Crap, a guard, pretend to be a statue!" "We're in the Vatican, what statue could we possibly be?"

Guerillas in the Mist

For some rich kids, having a poster of Che Guavara just isn't douchy enough.

CHE AND CHONG

"Your taxidermist does good work. Ashton Kutcher in particular looks almost alive." "Well, that's what got him through his last two movies."

Che and Fidel in "Dude, Where's my Revolution?"

For God's sake man...you really are going a long way just to get your face on a t-shirt!

It's a little known fact that Night at the Museum is responsible for 40% of illegal immigrants.

Michael Bay of Pigs?

Run Forest Mexicans, RUN!!!!!!

Walton Stiffupperlip and Che Guevra are too completly different guys, but now *record scratch* THEY HAVE TO LIVE WITH EACH OTHER! A new reality show on Fox!

I'm going out on a limb here, but the next Metal Gear is going to suck.

I don't care if it worked in Home Alone 2, there's gotta be a better way to rob this place.

Head and shoulders, KNEES and toes, Raoul. KNEES!

"VIVA LA REVOLUCION!" "Dude, this is a museum." "Oh, sorry...*whispers*... viva la revolucion."

Brokeback Mountain: Cuba

You thought your cockroach problem was bad? I've got armed Mexicans living in my veranda.

"There! At last. A Starbucks!"

"Next time you shoot a revolutionary, Merv, do we HAVE to get him taxidermized?"

Um... Pope? I think you'll want to take a look at this...

Benicio Del Toro and Ashton Kutcher in: Rebels without a Thought.

"I know we're knee-jerk leftists, but sometimes I wish I could move my right knee too."

Raiders of the Lost Marx. Kingdom of the Crystal Stalin. The Lenin Crusade. I could do this all day.

Holy crap. How long were we hiding in that cave? They built a damn building around us.

That was our planet!!!! Damn you all to hell!!!

They set out to kidnap a Bush, but found that the shrubbery refused to budge.

After one too many emo kids had worn Che Guevra on their shirt, he came to life, and showed them how he really wanted to be remembered: as a beautiful ballet dancer!

Holy Fuck, Che, when you said you had magic beans, I thought it just meant was that you'd be farting less

"...so then I told her, Baby you're starting a revolution...in my PANTS"

Proof that people will buy any old damn clothes if they're on mannequins at Abercrombie and Fitch.

"I think we took a wrong turn at the still."

Today, we conquer this atrium garden. Tomorrow, the world!

Where do I put my dick

This piece from the Che Guevara exhibit depicts the knee-raised movement required to shit in the woods while firing a semi

1: Insert joke about Scientology, Michael Swaim, tentacle rape, Japanese culture, or Twilight. 2: Explain why you were late to work 3: ????? 4: Profit!

The Contras didn't find any Sandinistas at the mansion, but they later had a lovely luncheon.

Say, Che, don't forget to trim the hedges, comprende?

Honey, I'm not convinced the gardeners are who they say they are...

The sequel to Tropic Thunder was grossly underfunded.

This isn't what I meant when I said that I wanted bush.

LARPing took to a whole new level.

Obscure job #128: Indoor Gardener

Are we doing silly faces, or serious ones?

Oh crap Fidel, I have a feeling we are going to see ourselves on Fail Blog.

The funny thing is, only one of these guys is REALLY going commando...