racedogg2
"Crap, a guard, pretend to be a statue!" "We're in the Vatican, what statue could we possibly be?"
seannyb
"Your taxidermist does good work. Ashton Kutcher in particular looks almost alive." "Well, that's what got him through his last two movies."
MC_Rap
For God's sake man...you really are going a long way just to get your face on a t-shirt!
Louvsco
It's a little known fact that Night at the Museum is responsible for 40% of illegal immigrants.
racedogg2
Walton Stiffupperlip and Che Guevra are too completly different guys, but now *record scratch* THEY HAVE TO LIVE WITH EACH OTHER! A new reality show on Fox!
Tesuansey
I don't care if it worked in Home Alone 2, there's gotta be a better way to rob this place.
geniuswaitress
"VIVA LA REVOLUCION!" "Dude, this is a museum." "Oh, sorry...*whispers*... viva la revolucion."
jakeX
You thought your cockroach problem was bad? I've got armed Mexicans living in my veranda.
geniuswaitress
"Next time you shoot a revolutionary, Merv, do we HAVE to get him taxidermized?"
wxman0
Holy crap. How long were we hiding in that cave? They built a damn building around us.
hgwellsfan
Raiders of the Lost Marx. Kingdom of the Crystal Stalin. The Lenin Crusade. I could do this all day.
geniuswaitress
"I know we're knee-jerk leftists, but sometimes I wish I could move my right knee too."
racedogg2
After one too many emo kids had worn Che Guevra on their shirt, he came to life, and showed them how he really wanted to be remembered: as a beautiful ballet dancer!
geniuswaitress
Proof that people will buy any old damn clothes if they're on mannequins at Abercrombie and Fitch.
geniuswaitress
They set out to kidnap a Bush, but found that the shrubbery refused to budge.
dramdan
Holy Fuck, Che, when you said you had magic beans, I thought it just meant was that you'd be farting less
Gundamsandzords
1: Insert joke about Scientology, Michael Swaim, tentacle rape, Japanese culture, or Twilight. 2: Explain why you were late to work 3: ????? 4: Profit!
geniuswaitress
The Contras didn't find any Sandinistas at the mansion, but they later had a lovely luncheon.
dramdan
This piece from the Che Guevara exhibit depicts the knee-raised movement required to shit in the woods while firing a semi
JKGallagher
The effort to forage food did not go well, all they found was wax fruit and lead paint...
CaptionDatAss
"We won the battle! What do you mean we have nothing to smoke?! My God, this must be the Cuban Cigar Crisis!"
racedogg2
So THAT's where Osama's hiding! And who's that with him? Egads, it's Bristol Palin's boyfriend in military uniform! First he knocks down the twin towers, then he knocks her up. It's all making sense now!
Listless
“What’re you doing? You’re not looking at the camera.” “You told me the revolution would not be televised.”
MC_Rap
And that Taco Bell is right here through these bushes....Damn, another Starbucks!
LetsPlayClowns
"So the second graders thought the museum was boring eh? Well we'll see what those little bastards think this time."
MC_Rap
Look here, once we win the Revolution and take control of Cuba, as goodwill we will let the Americans keep this bay here, Guantanamo Bay. What shenanigans could they possibly get in with this place, huh?
watsonownsyou
Mr. Warrington's stuffed game collection was begenning to become a bit... eccentric.
that1victor
Mike: ted where are going? Ted:Wherever the wind takes us, wherever the wind takes us...
MrPudding
Pictured: Two men emerging from a bush, one with an oblong shape in his pocket...
Pitt
Che and Poncho don't have a closet to come out of, but they were caught coming out of the bushes!
SlappyMcGee
Historians recently learned that Che Guevara invented the Roger Rabbit dance.
royishere
"With patience, we will find our opportunity," said Faramir. Hearing this, the rangers slipped into the woods and disappeared.
wxman0
I think that was poison ivy we just wiped with...haha look, you got a little on your shoe.
jonnygonzo
"Private! have you found the Guerrillas?" "Yes sir, but by the time we got there they were already a couple of stiffs."
Pitt
These guys have been at war with each other for years over who has the sweatiest armpits!
llcooldrew
In LA they Decided not to go with a Christmas tree in the capital building this year.
geniuswaitress
"Hold still, Eduardo, and maybe they won't notice we stole the woolly mammoth."
jaynine
Keeanu Reeves and Jack Black make a buddy film where they are frozen in time for some reason...
wxman0
I got a boo boo. See it, it's right there on my knee. Kiss it, make it feel better.
wxman0
oh dude, that was a nasty one, what the hell did you eat. Oh right a burrito, duh.
watchthedecline
Who would want a wax sculpture of Ashton Kutcher running through the jungle? And who the hell is that other guy?
CaptionDatAss
"Damn it, Castro! Your new name is gonna be Castrato if you don't shut the fuck up!"
InfernalNoob
Guevara requested that, upon his death, he be stuffed, mounted and place in the classiest looking city hall, so that he might rebel against society even in death.
racedogg2
So THAT's where Osama's hiding! And who's that with him? Egads, it's Bristol Palin's boyfriend in military uniform! First he knows down the twin towers, then he knocks her up. It's all making sense now!
MC_Rap
Dammit Che! You got commitment issues. You can'tt start a revolution every time a girl says I love you.
MC_Rap
The producers of the Che movie really took a gamble on these tie in action figures
MC_Rap
Needless to say, the Che Revolution float didn't go over well at the Republican Convention Parade
infectionk
You can take the revolutionary out of Argentina, but you can't take Argentina out of the revolutionary
geniuswaitress
They've been frozen in shock ever since "Revolution" was used in a Nike commercial.
CaptionDatAss
"Dude, why do you keep on saying 'up up, down down, left right, left right, B A, start' over and over again?!?!"
MC_Rap
Join the revolution you said. Chicks dig revolutionaries you said. Plenty of port-a-potties you said. Fuck you Che! I need to shit!
MC_Rap
I started a revolution and changed the Cuban nation and all I got was my image on a tee shirt
LetsPlayClowns
God decided to take a more aggressive approach when he saw that church attendance had decreased over the last few weeks.
CaptionDatAss
"I thought you said we'd be fighting gorillas? Those guys look pretty human to me."
kleewfreakly
Breaking into the Hall of Justice was the easy part, breaking back out was proving to be trickier.
MC_Rap
Look, Che, it's me Fidel, you know me. Let me be president. I'll do it for a couple of years and then let someone else take over. I promise
troutism
Their outdoor camouflage training left the boys ill-equipped for this particular mission.
captainHamsack
Ah fuck it. Night at the Museum 2 made TONS of cash, so we might as made make a 3rd piece of shit.
barnett
the revolution will not be televised. It will be a caption competition on a low-rent comedy website.
kennys_ghost
"One day, my face will be on a famous T-shirt. But you, my friend, will have the gayest place on Earth named after you."
kennys_ghost
"One day, capitalist pigs will use my face to sell t-shirts. But you'll only have the gayest place on Earth named after you."
simon00023
You know Che, this place is not that bad except for the capitalist gift shop!
wraith1103
Super COMMUNISM Friends!!! written by Michael Bay, Starring Jack Black as Che Guevara and Robert Downey Jr as Fidel Castro, featuring EXPLOSIONS!!!
EaterOfClowns
Sadly, even with their lavish promotional statues, Guevara & Friends never took off as a Saturday morning cartoon.
CaptainGeoffrey
I had to pay the taxidermist twice the usual amount but this is worth it!
Bad_Science
Good camouflage is hard to overcome. Time and resources permitting, consider building a cathedral around the enemy to sharpen the visual contrast.
IrishEpidemic
The wax statues at Madam Toussad's finally had enough and began their own rebel uprising!
Lavender
Let's Do The Time Warp Again! It's just a jump to the left, then a step to the right...
Lavender
They never told us, that we'd have to stand in, until our wax figures are complete for the exhibit
hamsterjelly
Colombian students come see the Guerilla Warfare exhibit to see just how to correctly kidnap and execute foreign hostages.
jdb121999
OK, You go that way an ruin the country, I'm going this way and getting killed.
Hallo457
Alright we made it to the Vatican, now lets tell those fuckers how to REALLY pronounce Jesus!
NightOwl26335
The search for Osama Bin Laden continues in the far reaches of the world ... the army forces will beat the bushes wherever they may be found.
CaptionDatAss
Life-size G.I. Joe action figures sold poorly despite performing well in the "field test"...
jaynine
Old Sandinistas. (The GAP opens a new flagship apparel store in Central America)
CaptionDatAss
"Holy shit, I'm having the most realistic flashback ever!!!!" "Um, Bob, those are statues."
NightOwl26335
The final remnants of the Iraqi Republican Guard emerge from the bushes, claiming victory in the name of Saddam ... 5 seconds later they return to the bushes
CaptionDatAss
"Damn it, Cindy! How do you expect us to have a threesome with you when you didn't even bother to trim your bush?"
CaptionDatAss
"Schwarzenegger?! Here?! Please, why the fuck would the Governor of California come to our tiny island in the middle of..." *BOOM* *RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT* "JENNY!!!!!"
jaynine
Jack and Keeanu run for their lives after shaving off Spencer Pratt's creepy flesh colored beard.
MC_Rap
Lost in the history books was the real reason Che and Fidel led the revolution. They just wanted to get gay married
wxman0
OHHH, I get it now. Kim Jong said he would weaponize "Plu and Tonium". Those are really weird names for N. Korean soldiers.
Cody Johnston
Night At The Museum 3 has already begun shooting. Night At the Museum 4 is currently in talks. Oddly enough, Night At the Museum 5 and 6 have also already begun shooting.
MC_Rap
Look Juan I'm telling you this will work. We could stand in this Home Depot parking lot doing nothing like those other chumps, or we can stand here in this Home Depot parking lot looking like we have initiative. You gotta have a hook, Juan!
MC_Rap
Oh Yeah, Fidel? Well at least I'm not named after the gayest part of San Francisco!
mattifikation
Attempts to introduce the new G.I. Joe character "Pit Stains" in the upcoming movie were called off after the stunt doubles went missing. In a single bush. During *Church.*
soccercamp1991
Damn it who thought it would be a good idea to hide our invasion tunnel here?
MC_Rap
"eh, Che, you could be sucking dick right now and that still wouldn't be as gay as that beret."
teajae
With sign-language it is possible to communicate with the guerrillas...when asked "what hurts?" Ché points to his knee...Ché's friend laughs, signs the word "pussy" to Ché, and shows us that his knee hurts too, but he's not being a little bitch about
Neil_Pudding
And one, and two, and - keep those knees up, people! - from Richard Simmons' low-budget "Sweatin' with the Revolutionaries"
teajae
this exhibit was made for Cuban children, by Cuban children, and out of Cuban children...
FPOD
What Che didn't know is that Bond sat above, disguised as a statue, and watching his every move.
BrettB
When Alan Titchmarsh and Charlie Dimmock turned down the new series of their garden show, Che and Fidel were ideal replacements.
mrxenomorph
the french family entertainment center, "Chez Guevara", opens a new filial inside a church!
mrxenomorph
"hello little boy or girl, I'm Che Guevara, I heard it's your birthday today, let me and my friend Carlos here sing a song for you..."
teajae
two guerrillas shown ripping a sloppy-wet zipper fart when asked: "who ate all the taco bell?"
Mediatwin
Michael Bay wants an Oscar, dammit, and BAD BOYS 3 is going to get it for him...
mknasty
Even in the throws of revolution, Fidel would make time to admire Che's fine culo, and would later call it "the ass that inspired the revolution".
Spir
When I told you I wanted a Wild, Ethnic statue, this isn't exactly what I had in mind.
slvs
His career in turmoil, Corey Feldman started modeling for a small wax museum, the resulting works have been received with mixed reviews.
simon00023
You know Che, this revolution might be going better if we were in Cuba and not made of god damn wax!
Chapu
I would pay some serious cash to find out what tune this aerobic routine is set to
Devustator
"You're right, Che! No one will be able to spot us in this natural landscape we put together. We are practically invisible!"
WarrenGHarding
Thankfully, the Coreys version of "The Motorcycle Diaries" was never made.
Milktea
I know you've come to mold me out of wax. Mold, you are only going to mold a man.
jwgreco
"Oh can, can can you do the Can Can? If you can then I can I can Can Can if you Can Can Can you Can Can..."
m0ver
Che, do you ever think that maybe our struggles for communist gain will somehow be marginalized by Capitalist gains?
kronikwasted
and then france surrendered to the mexican army (which already resides in america so.... american army?)
vincdrk
"Turn left when you reach the plantation of weed And you reach the white house."
StrykrX
Jesus and his Lieutenant-Commander, depicting how to take persistent enemies by surprise.
Aardvark_Soup
"Well Che, it won't be long until our master plan will be executed and the great socialist revolution will finally start! By the way, where the hell are we?"
deskmenu8
deforistation in cuba is such a problem that the guerillas have nowhere left to hide...
quagmyre
My dog kinda does that kicking up dirt thing after it takes a crap in the woods too.
evilbj
The next time a group of school children that walks past - I'm fucking jumping out.
Stavros
"And here we have a depiction of a deleted scene from the jungle book movie. Walt Disney was met with much opposition when he demanded the song 'look at my knee, it's a very nice knee!' be included in the movie along with a jigging Che Guevara, but w
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