Craptions Classics June 12, 2009

Anal probe? Noooo don't be silly. We're just going to kill you.

Other Craptions

Wow... I never knew alien sperm glowed like that.

seannyb

...and THAT'S why I was late for work.

CavalierX

Roswell that ends well.

seannyb

Scientologist's Nativity Scene

Diasdiem

"They're finally learning. This one doesn't even have an asshole."

ChaseMitchell

"Hold on — why are we just flashing him with a bunch of pointless lights?" "I dunno. The captain said something about giving him a 'banal strobe.'"

ChaseMitchell

Worst ride at Universal Studios

thejex

What happens in Gleebglorb STAYS in Glebglorb.

SlappyMcGee

Oh no! this species only has 3 holes!

Ed_Gein

Anal probe? No that's those other guys. Now turn and cough, please.

where do we put our dicks?

bubblebrain

And this way, she's still TECHNICALLY a virgin!

CavalierX

We come to get a piece of ass... errrr, I mean come in peace.

Priapism

"Okay, Scully. Where's your rational explanation NOW?"

Kelly Robinson
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