Anal probe? Noooo don't be silly. We're just going to kill you.
Wow... I never knew alien sperm glowed like that.
...and THAT'S why I was late for work.
Roswell that ends well.
Scientologist's Nativity Scene
"They're finally learning. This one doesn't even have an asshole."
"Hold on — why are we just flashing him with a bunch of pointless lights?" "I dunno. The captain said something about giving him a 'banal strobe.'"
Worst ride at Universal Studios
What happens in Gleebglorb STAYS in Glebglorb.
Oh no! this species only has 3 holes!
Anal probe? No that's those other guys. Now turn and cough, please.
where do we put our dicks?
And this way, she's still TECHNICALLY a virgin!
We come to get a piece of ass... errrr, I mean come in peace.
"Okay, Scully. Where's your rational explanation NOW?"