Other Craptions

IT DOESNT MATTER I WONT GET VOTES

When he tells you to "Kees de girl," you fucking do it.

His tail is swollen because some skank gave him a bad case of "people".

To defeat the monster, I'll need butter, boiling water, and that machine from yesterday's craption.

Smegsor the Interdimensional Space Lobster's first attempt at crowdsurfing proved to be unsuccessful.

They call it Maine lobster, but it's only as big as Rhode Island.

blah blah, Michael Bay movie

I for one welcome our crustaceous overlords.

Taking mushrooms and going to the parade was a BAD idea.

Swine Flu has adapted again!!!!

The Japanese are LITERALLY shitting their pants right now!

If you strike it down, it shall become more tasty than you could possibly imagine.

Just as the B-52s had prophesied

An ACTUAL "jumbo" shrimp.

Goes great with Flying Spaghetti Monster

He really IS the most interesting man in the world...

Somebody better tell the Red Lobster employees to hide.

Woodstock + Pokemon= ...something

Caution: Objects in hallucination may appear larger than they really are.

...and a side salad.

NO, I said we should have the biggest, most outrageous, and most glamorous PROM ever!

The day Jay Leno's eyebrow came to life.

"Pink Floyd Cover bands dont quite get it, do they?"

I can't reach the humans with my tiiinnyyyyy aaaarrrrrmmmmsss!!!!

Cloverfield 2 is gonna suck...

"'Let him have a hermit crab,' you said. 'How big can it get?' you said."

Paris Hilton's crabs become self aware, battle ensues

Chimp vs. Shrimp II: Prawn of Doom

Relax, the camera adds 10 pounds.

Yeah, I'll just have a burger.

Lord of the Rings would have gotten weird if you had followed the elves on that ship.

No, fuck you, Michael Bay!

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain. The rain in Maine is fuckin' terrifying!!

When oxymorons and genetic engineering collide.

Terrified onlookers ignored the giant crustacean's pleas to "sha-na-na-na-na-na don't be scared."

And here I thought the human race would end by nuking ourselves to death. My mistake.

The crowd was in grave danger until Larry arrived with his enormous tub of hot butter.

Well, I'll be DAMNED if that isn't cosmic justice for all my trips to Red Lobster.

Get away from her, you bitch! And from him, and him, and him, and her, and him...

Newsflash... US sees the worst food inflation in 17 years...

It's hard out there for a shrimp.

Yeah, but the steak it comes with is tiny.

Crustacean Fever, scourge of the Jews.

When that thing hits China, they'll all transform into crustaceans, or maybe crushed-asians... who knows?

We're going to need a bigger fork.

Who the fuck cares where Waldo is? Run!

Fuck! I just took Godzilla off of speed dial.

First date or not, if she's having this, she better put out.

Clawed rains