Craptions Classics June 11, 2009

I'd eat the whole thing but that would be shellfish.

Thomas Calnan

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IT DOESNT MATTER I WONT GET VOTES

pusticeisnice

When he tells you to "Kees de girl," you fucking do it.

ChaseMitchell

His tail is swollen because some skank gave him a bad case of "people".

seannyb

To defeat the monster, I'll need butter, boiling water, and that machine from yesterday's craption.

Obtusetriangle

Smegsor the Interdimensional Space Lobster's first attempt at crowdsurfing proved to be unsuccessful.

They call it Maine lobster, but it's only as big as Rhode Island.

sish2000

blah blah, Michael Bay movie

Zorrou

I for one welcome our crustaceous overlords.

seannyb

Taking mushrooms and going to the parade was a BAD idea.

WOITAS

Swine Flu has adapted again!!!!

natebooze

The Japanese are LITERALLY shitting their pants right now!

WOITAS

If you strike it down, it shall become more tasty than you could possibly imagine.

Fkelleghan

Just as the B-52s had prophesied

SlimTheSham

An ACTUAL "jumbo" shrimp.

CavalierX
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