Craptions Classics June 10, 2009

Where do I put my dick?

feralboy12

Other Craptions

"Yeah, C3PO? Get here quick. R2's drunk, stripped off his protective casing, and lighting his own farts."

Kelly Robinson

Let's go have a drink......by Michael Bay

michaeldrew

Drinking games have gotten pretty complicated since I was in school..

verglas

The little known 13th step in AA.

GaseousClay

Billy Mays here . . . . ahhhh my face is on fire !!!!

psu

Maybe it's not a *better* mousetrap, but it's certainly an *awesomer* mousetrap.

phreesh

In the future, scientists will create a robot so life-like, it's asshole will respond to Taco Bell just like ours.

Iceland

Here you go. One Pan-galactic Gargle Blaster

bcanders

The original idea for R2D2 was WAY cooler.

CavalierX

Rosie the robotic waitress was known to have a bit of an attitude.

hwuu

Stephen Hawking throws some fucking weird parties.

Jeff Kelly

in the future, bartenders will be badass

gotbass7

Gladstone carefully studied the robot, trying to make humor from such an item. Alas, he couldnt

gotbass7

The more craptions I write the more votes the guy with the winning craption gets.

ChaxC
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