Other Craptions

"Yeah, C3PO? Get here quick. R2's drunk, stripped off his protective casing, and lighting his own farts."

Let's go have a drink......by Michael Bay

Drinking games have gotten pretty complicated since I was in school..

The little known 13th step in AA.

Billy Mays here . . . . ahhhh my face is on fire !!!!

Maybe it's not a *better* mousetrap, but it's certainly an *awesomer* mousetrap.

In the future, scientists will create a robot so life-like, it's asshole will respond to Taco Bell just like ours.

Here you go. One Pan-galactic Gargle Blaster

The original idea for R2D2 was WAY cooler.

Rosie the robotic waitress was known to have a bit of an attitude.

Stephen Hawking throws some fucking weird parties.

in the future, bartenders will be badass

Gladstone carefully studied the robot, trying to make humor from such an item. Alas, he couldnt

The more craptions I write the more votes the guy with the winning craption gets.

There are BattleBots... and then there are Bots who'd rather just sit in the stands and drink...

... and this is why I do cocaine.

"On second thought, just a beer will be fine."

Damn! I'll NEVER party with the decepticons again!

After so many years of puting his data-jack into random com-ports, R2-D2 eventually contracted a burning case of herpes

Cover of the MIT Fraternity Life Recruitment Guide

ok, i've done my part... now you go and slap a sticker on that terminator over there.

DIY-arrhea.

Gentlemen behold, the Bacardinator!

BEER-E

Bud Light You On Fire.

Someone's overcompensating for something. I'm just saying.

The reinvention of the flamming Moe, "The Flamming TBOT-4200 vrs. 6.1"

I'm not sure who makes it, but they're gonna put Zippo out of business.

I'll have two shots of fucking awesome please.

Only the Penitent man will pass . . . penitent, penitent

"For crying out loud, Jimmy... can't you just use a match?"

Outside this room hangs an incomprehensible sign.

The do-it-yourself Flaming Moe kit.

Everyone enjoys a nice hot toddy. MIT students take it to the next level.

DON'T dip your balls in the tomato juice!

The coffee maker from Hell

Never ask Rube Goldberg for a drink...

A twist to a popular drink. This one called "Sex on the beach with gonorrhea."

Ironically, it makes those Danger stickers...

To recieve your drink, you must answer a riddle...

Fire, booze and robots!! How'd you guys know?

When the robot bartender says he thinks you've had enough, just agree with him and leave.

At the meeting of the Alcoholic Mad Scientists Union...

Never shown on the Satellite of Love, Joel Robinson's other robot friend, Bart Ender

OK dude, I won't touch your beer!

The roofies...the roofies...the roofies are on fire

Ladies, tired of razor stubble and painful waxing...

Help me Obi Wan Kenobi... I'm a rum and coke!

and yet you can't SMOKE in bars.....