Other Craptions

Storm Tripper

"Dude...it's like a moon, but instead it's like...a space station..."

I told Luke not to lick Yoda

The Weed is strong with this one

Imperial draft dodger

Excuse me while I kiss the skywalker.

star wars episode IV20: Some New Dope

"And so then he was all like, 'Hey man, these aren't the droids you're looking for,' and I was like, 'Ooooooooh maaaaaan, ARE these the droids I'm looking for?' And have you ever seen a droid, man? I mean, REALLY looked at one?"

These are not the dreads you're looking for...

Aren't you a little black for a stormtrooper?

You can SO tell that the first Star Wars movies came out in the '70s.

Not pictured the VW Tie fighter

May I tell you about Darth Krishna?

Set phazers to chill man...

Jedi mind tricks have unpredictable side-effects.

Still not as bad as Jar-Jar.

So THAT'S why TK-421 wasn't at his post.

Lando Calrissian goes undercover again...

Aren't you a little high for a storm trooper??

He's looking for R2D2 so he can turn him into a bong.

Two wrongs don't make you less virgin.

Invading Jamaica was Darth Vader's first mistake.

Peace Troopers proved to be, well, less than scary.

This really puts the "special" in "Special Edition"

dad, please stop trying to connect with my generation

Death Star-child

This explains why they never got around to finishing the second Death Star. And why it always smelled like patchouli.

You should see what a light saber does to a black light poster.

Famous for their peace-loving ways, the Stormtroopers always made sure they missed whomever they shot at.

Yeah man, we were all so high, all it took was a shitload of little bears or whatever to take us out. It sucked.

Darth said it was casual Friday........

What'd you expect to happen when they decided to design the Death Star to look like a disco ball?

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far out, man.

No wonder Storm Troopers had such bad aim... I would too on Acid.

The EXTREMELY rare Retired Stormtrooper.

These aren't the dudes you're looking for.

Your lack of conformity disturbs me...

Anakin! We need to talk about the appropriate use of Jedi mind tricks!

The Klinger of the Imperial Army. (Hey, a pop culture reference from 1978. That should go over well here.)

"WILL TROOP FOR ACID"

You should like totally see his bong-saber man!

"Lord Vader, radar indicates that Alderon seems to be covered in some sort of purple haze."

Make love, not deathstars.

May the forced sex be with you.

Have you ever smoked the suff inside a lightsaber? Man, its intense!

i think the force is juuusssst kickin in

I can't read the sign, but I'm guessing "75% off at the Costume Store."

Stormtripper

TK-421's not here, man.