Other Craptions

Guys put your money away. He's not a real Nigerian prince.

How come Obama's fake head is so small??

I thought Auctioning blacks was not legal anymore.

For once the balck guy IS the most trustworthy in the group.

Money is how you get a head in politics.

The woman in the bottom right represents Canada

The world's first invisible stripper.

"And this is supposed to stimulate the economy how?"

The opposite of blackface is apparently awesome.

He's bluffing

It's best to forget the Point Break sequel...

Oops! I coulda had a G-8!

The man who created the Nigerian email scam had the most wonderful dream last night.

Shit, I'm out of cash. I'll bet America's Reputation, 3:1 odds!

Wow, Stephen Harper actually showed up.

This is the money you could have been saving with Geico!

I see Phil Collins has a new video.

"We bet $5,000 on black."

Obama: Government for sale.

The saddest part is, these Liberals will still be wearing their silly Bush masks in 2029.

Turns out my Bobble-head doll collection had a gambling problem

Umbaku always thought he was a good male-prostitute, but never expected this!

So The Email Said You Were Royalty.......

Finally, white people can afford to buy their freedom.

Winning the black man's vote

Looks like Putin is covering the bill.

How many times do we have to tell "George W" that we're playing poker before he stops yelling "Rummy!"?

I don't want to play Caucasian Monopoly no more. Every turn I go directly to jail.

No no no! The biggest HAND wins at poker!

How racist! Just because you want to re-enact the drug-using days of most politicians, why does the dealer HAVE to be black??

We'll pay you whatever you want, just change our heads back.

...and I'll raise you Rwanda.

FAKE - Bush would never let an African deal his poker game.

The KKK finally updated their masks

They're playing with fake money... It's Canadian.

Ever since Bush left office, he had to take black people's money more directly

What do you mean, you don't accept this currency on your planet?

Are you sure you're Obama? Its hard for us to tell sometimes.

Dirty dogs playing poker.

"Do you have......any......dignity?" "Go Fish....."

Yes... rich white guys STILL can't tell which black guy Obama is.

Bush: Put it all on Red. Dealer: Sorry Mr. President, this is not roulette. Bush: Oh sorry, all in then!

What do I care? It ain't mine. Bet it all. Again.

So the whole slavery thing... we're good?

No matter who wins. WE LOSE.

I'll pay THIS much for a war!

in soviet russia toys play u

I'll call your Quayle and raise you an Agnew

Further proof that Bush never quite mastered foreign diplomacy...