Craptions

Jun 8th, 2009

GaseousClay

Guys put your money away. He's not a real Nigerian prince.

xgrendelx

How come Obama's fake head is so small??

Ed_Gein

I thought Auctioning blacks was not legal anymore.

Styre

For once the balck guy IS the most trustworthy in the group.

RileyHart

Money is how you get a head in politics.

natebooze

The woman in the bottom right represents Canada

nimo

The world's first invisible stripper.

spectre_vampire

"And this is supposed to stimulate the economy how?"

seannyb

The opposite of blackface is apparently awesome.

bcanders

He's bluffing

jekelish

It's best to forget the Point Break sequel...

CavalierX

Oops! I coulda had a G-8!

Crackatoeah

The man who created the Nigerian email scam had the most wonderful dream last night.

getittwistd

Shit, I'm out of cash. I'll bet America's Reputation, 3:1 odds!

cptnpeacocksuit

Wow, Stephen Harper actually showed up.

CavalierX

This is the money you could have been saving with Geico!

geniuswaitress

I see Phil Collins has a new video.

CavalierX

Obama: Government for sale.

geniuswaitress

"We bet $5,000 on black."

CavalierX

The saddest part is, these Liberals will still be wearing their silly Bush masks in 2029.

Zaphod

Turns out my Bobble-head doll collection had a gambling problem

WOITAS

Umbaku always thought he was a good male-prostitute, but never expected this!

JCarlton

Finally, white people can afford to buy their freedom.

jspot2k

So The Email Said You Were Royalty.......

Mrmoe

Winning the black man's vote

Versus

Looks like Putin is covering the bill.

buddywts

How many times do we have to tell "George W" that we're playing poker before he stops yelling "Rummy!"?

Roland_Deschain

I don't want to play Caucasian Monopoly no more. Every turn I go directly to jail.

xgrendelx

How racist! Just because you want to re-enact the drug-using days of most politicians, why does the dealer HAVE to be black??

Swaimfan

We'll pay you whatever you want, just change our heads back.

...and I'll raise you Rwanda.

ArtyMorty

No no no! The biggest HAND wins at poker!

hijodela

The KKK finally updated their masks

Leaf

They're playing with fake money... It's Canadian.

Bui

Ever since Bush left office, he had to take black people's money more directly

gitsum

FAKE - Bush would never let an African deal his poker game.

Ozweego

Our tax dollars at work!

Zorrou

in soviet russia toys play u

sish2000

I'll call your Quayle and raise you an Agnew

steeze_bucket

I'll pay THIS much for a war!

FrostLight

Yes... rich white guys STILL can't tell which black guy Obama is.

Ozweego

Bush: Put it all on Red. Dealer: Sorry Mr. President, this is not roulette. Bush: Oh sorry, all in then!

phreesh

What do I care? It ain't mine. Bet it all. Again.

popetyrone

No matter who wins. WE LOSE.

jtklove

Dirty dogs playing poker.

mabogo

"Do you have......any......dignity?" "Go Fish....."

Lavender

What do you mean, you don't accept this currency on your planet?

jtklove

.. and THIS is why I woke up screaming.

gitsum

Further proof that Bush never quite mastered foreign diplomacy...

svartorm

Are you sure you're Obama? Its hard for us to tell sometimes.

jaymis

So the whole slavery thing... we're good?

Leaf

Why the U.S. dollar sank in value.

kengoldstein

As it turns out, the G-8 leaders simplty had better poker faces than Africa.

natebooze

Democracy at its finest

spectre_vampire

There are some fetishes that prostitutes charge more for than others.

Versus

Fool me three times, um... won't fool me again. Now watch this drive!

geniuswaitress

After a lack of rainfall, buyers clamor for the last good bag of weed in Swaziland.

bcanders

Worst bachelor party ever

Bui

What do Daniel Craig and Michael Keaton have to do with anything?

Versus

Bush's poker face is often mistaken for his "I'm crapping my pants" face.

bcanders

20 kwatloos on the newcomer

JCarlton

We want some of that Innanet money

Leaf

Nobody thought Bush could play poker.... But they misunderestimated him.

Blinker_Fluid

This is so unrealistic. I mean come on. Western leaders showing an interest in Africa?

QA_Tester

This just in: Actual footage of the Republican Party, trying to sway the black vote in 2008....

buddywts

It'll be embarrassing when they realize that ISN'T Obama....

lumberjef

Line up for reparations.

Blinker_Fluid

Don't worry, they only pissed away half their money at poker. The other half is invested in lottery tickets.

Leaf

Bush reacting to the news that the dealer's name is Jack. Two seconds later he made a tasteless joke.

topcatyo

So that's where my tax dollars went...

grafton

Putin waved a blank piece of paper, hoping no one would notice he was broke.

crhino

If Hilary was naked on the table it would be the actual dream I had last night

popetyrone

How do we further reduce the value of a dollar?

Styre

Bush's plan for Economic Stimulus.

btp555

The truth behind the shitty economy.

Unsaturated15

The most accurate depiction of politics ever performed.

Leaf

Eight of a kind.

b0b

I'VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THE POINT BREAK SEQUEL!

Ozweego

18...hit me...20...hit me....21....hit me....player busts. Fuck this game is confusing!

PeptoOverdose

is it because i'm black?

geniuswaitress

UN meetings are a lot more casual than outsiders imagine.

cptnpeacocksuit

Always bet on black.

Leaf

They're playing Crazy G eights!

bcanders

OK, poker-playing dogs, I can believe that. But bobble heads? I'm not an idiot.

Spirolli

The new Wave Denied AIDS Funding in Front of Sick African program is off to a great success.

Smithereen

I don't think this is how Obama is going to pay for the bailout.

HUMLY

The Republicans will do anything to win the African American vote from Obama.

DoneHam

So that's how the world economy works.

gitsum

The 2009 World Series of Jokers

kengoldstein

Sure, the G-8 has more stability and a more promising future than Africa, but they can't compete in the category of Sweet Threads.

seannyb

We are willing to pay you hard cash to look properly ethnic.

Exodiafinder687

All this money has gone straight to their heads.

Blinker_Fluid

They perfectly captured the expression Bush gets when he tries to count to 21.

Spirolli

You could win the chance to have the G8 summit appear in your impoverished nation! Enter now!

Truthiness

See? This is how Wall Street really works!

m_th_rf_ck_r

In the utterly inevitable 2040 United Black States of Obamerica, Joe visits the Museum of Pre-Obama Presidency's House of Horrors.

phreesh

Huh. I guess G8 meetings are pretty much what I thought they were. When do the human sacrifices start?

Wanderer

Bobble-head Day at the World Bank proved a smashing success.

geniuswaitress

The current cabinet plays "Have You Ever?" for cash.

stardust2

"The Meeting of World Leaders" The new film by David Lynch

Kraftsingles

Obama's big head is under the table...

pelcurus

Fine, I'll be the one to say it. "David Lynch's 'Farenheit 9-11'"

jreese

Obama was much more into dice.

geniuswaitress

The UN keeps its budget on track by charging a cover.

Rex-Jester

If you don't have a good head on your shoulders, apparently you can now outsource.

buddywts

George W: "UNO!"

gitsum

Extreme Monopoly: Political Edition.

thedrew

How much did you say? And there's oil there, right?

buddywts

What's that?- NO tomorrow you say? SPEND! SPEND!

buddywts

C'mon 7- Infrastructure needs a new pair of shoes!!!!

Rex-Jester

It just goes to show, play with fake money, and you'll get fake head.

Awkward_Dilemma

Ok seriously, how much will it take for you to get rid of the damn race card?

Zenejinzorin

Now will you quit bitching about the whole slavery thing?

Gabo

leave the poor guy alone, he is not obama, obama has bigger ears

MC_Rap

Bush and the rest of the world leaders soon realized it was a fruitless endeavor...Huggy Bear had no idea where Bin Laden was

MC_Rap

The government bails out the bobblehead industry

CaptionDatAss

You could really use a wax, 'cause that's the biggest Bush I've ever seen.

LittleMosesLLC

Well that explains a lot...

gypsy61

The Giant 8 get together for a game of hold 'em

Gatt

Kenya, you can have him back for $3,673,904,607!

Bobby Bobby

So THAT's what they do at all those top-secret meetings...

crhino

thats a hell of a 3 card monty dealer roping in all those big wigs

FrostLight

It's not what's above the table they're bidding anonymously on...

SBTL

Bobblehead convention.

gitsum

High Stakes Bobble Head Poker - next on SpikeTV

Exodiafinder687

So that's why our economy is so messed up.

RedBaron

Hello sir, is this the place where I can find giant heads and fake money?

Gatt

So who said GM AND Chrysler would go down??

dubiousmx

I give up. I can't find Waldo anywhere!

RedBaron

Not pictured: Laughing.

sish2000

They made it rain at the budget planning session

Wanderer

"Why? Why must I put up with these plastic-faced cretins?" thought Putin.

Exodiafinder687

Strangely enough that is the real size of George Bush's head.

PeptoOverdose

look at the hippie trying to steal the fake money

Bui

I was a Republican, but then I learned where the real party was at

wquates

Bobbleheads collections fetch a lotta cash.

Smithereen

OMG! Rush Limbaugh was right!

Tessica

You want money? HAHAHA Can't have it.

sonofsoul

Coming up with a solution to the economic crisis became much harder when everyone realized that no one actually knew how to play Monopoly.

Tessica

Viagra sale at the Flea Market.

Leaf

The dealer bided his time, patiently waiting for Bush to say "Hit me!"

johnangel13

How the rest of the world views America.

bamman62

Coming this fall to Nintendo Wii.

CaptionDatAss

You're gonna pay me HOW MUCH to make Cool Runnings 2?

swiss

Metaphorical performances doesn't have the same tone as molotov cocktails and flipped cars.

jwgreco

Welcome to The Pearly Gates

taishi

Bob Dole wants to bet! It's Bob Dole's turn! Bob Dole! Bob Dole! Bob Dole... Bob Dole...

Nightpath

Is it a shame I trust these guys before the originals?

iwashere223

HAHAHA RACISM JOKE HAHAHA!

H1tman007

Right, we've given up looking, but if i give you all this cash, will you just tell us where the God Damn WMDs are?!

Archer1138

and this buys us the island of manhatten

sortableturnip

Always bet on black....

wquates

Following Madonna and Angelina Jolie, Washington politicians start a bidding war for African babies.

crhino

Well thats too bad son cause ole George Bush has got himself a hotel on Illinois Ave so pay up!

heytherejeffro

So all we have to do is find the red queen?

DarylConn

Blair: I've got 20 grand that says Gordon loses half of his government inside the first year, any takers?

cptnpeacocksuit

Big-Heads of State.

Maent

What the fuck does Hilary think she's doing sitting there with the men

crhino

when does he start stripping?

b0b

Monopoly LARP

xgrendelx

Leonard Jenkins: The only man with the cure for Herpes Simplex F, which passed throughout Washington DC in days through mouth to ass contact.

Cap

G7 .... BINGO!

phreesh

Wait. Who gave Canada money?

ShawnStu

It's hard out there for a pimp, trying to make money for the rent.

DarylConn

After the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, I always wondered what had happened to Jazz...

buddywts

I had no idea Walter matthau was in politics....

Ozweego

How did the Slave Trade become a Slave Auction?

gitsum

I'll see your bet and raise you an African in a daseke!

phreesh

Hang around. When Bush starts losing, he starts shooting and doesn't stop until there's blood all over the walls.

momoy

What??? A million for a Senate seat? But it was only $100,000 under Bush!!!

papajon0s1

"It's a T.A.R.P!"

jspot2k

"Black People Play Poker Like This.....But White People Play Poker Like This......"

papajon0s1

hmmm... not bad but we are missing a TON of stereotypes here!

gitsum

Who the hell are you...? -Bush

buddywts

This is why you can't take them to "nice" strip-clubs.....

thedrew

Black friend, $5.

Ozweego

How much more for you and the 6 year old? I need some new cotton pants and sneakers!

thedrew

Normal heads, $5.

gypsy61

Now that our performance art is over, let's go trash a Starbuck's

gitsum

And what do you know about auto-erotic asphxiation...?

neathy

Sgt. Peckers Whitey Rich Club Band.

MGSku

Do i look like a Jew to you?

buddywts

I see George, and bills......no mirror though......hmmmm

DickDastardly

I got $50 bucks says the mask wont even faze him. I says he stares him down, I says.

Ometeotl

Dogs, Presidents; to-may-to, to-mah-to, right?

Haedrian

Leading the world, its all just a big game to them

ofareggie

Please, no more auto-tuned R&B

ofareggie

Please, we're sorry Popeyes ran out of chicken, but tell your people to go back to not voting for presidents, we beg you

Leaf

'I stole an election in 2000' Bush thought, 'how come I can't steal a lousy poker game...'

grumnut1

We want back those beads and blankets we sold you.

Gorilla1226

Lebron's free agency doesn't start until 2010.

crhino

and my $ 100 says Hilary is better hung than you mister so put up or shut up.

DemonymNumber

As the rest of the world piles on their money, Putin waits patiently in the corner with a machete.

ph0ah

When [rascist] Bobbleheads ATTACK!!!

Gabo

wait, wait, let me get this straight... you are not on sale?

Gabo

get your hands of the money sweetie, daddy is doing bussines

bigg-boss

No Mr. Bush. Africa will still think you look like a monkey.

Leaf

"So... when you said we're going to split the pot... you meant drugs, right??"

dubbelmoral

Point Break 2: Xtreme Royale

kiez

:Insert Random "Black Guy" Joke Here:

navcop88

Thank you all for coming to the "ugliest person ever" look-a-like contest. The entry fee is 10 dollars.

CyberAltair

This should be enough for you to assassinate Obama I presume? They shouldn't suspect you nigga'

CaptionDatAss

I didn't know the New World Order gave out food stamps. How generous!

CaptionDatAss

So THAT'S who's financing the Somali pirates!

Unbeknownst

Listen, guys, Africa is not for sale.

Versus

Hmmmm... I thought the first time was free.

WarrenGHarding

The back of the $420 bill.

WarrenGHarding

The Burger Presidents collect their bounty on the Burger King.

MC_Rap

And the first 10,000 people through the gate get this Model U.N. Bobblehead Set!

CaptionDatAss

You know who else had a big "head"? Bill Clinton. Monica Lewinsky told me.

CaptionDatAss

The New World Order For Soul Food Take-Out

Davidwhughes44

The new economic stimulus plan... Bring back the slave trade

coolerhandluke

George Bush is offering the most money to prove that he does, in fact, care about black people.

CaptionDatAss

Obama made sure he had everyone's order right before making his visit to Five Guys.

uripper

how old are your costumes? most of you are now out of work

CaptionDatAss

When all of their nations declared war, they really meant the card game.

SteveHardon

This is what's known as a Fox News Think Tank.

TheButlerDidIt

This is pretty much how the economy works.

SteveHardon

Here, buy yourself some Popeye's...or wherever it is you people eat!

SteveHardon

Try as he might, even getting the black vote wouldn't get George Bush elected to a third term.

SteveHardon

I see your Hotel Rwanda and raise you my yacht off the Caymans!

Ranger

Put away your cash Crackers! You can't buy me!

InfernalNoob

For The Last Time, You Can't Buy Them Anymore.

moosesashi

It's a trap! obligatory. fuck you.

WarrenGHarding

Michel Gondry's "The Deer Hunter." ... Think about it.

jampage

...I'll see your environmental sustainability package and raise you third world debt...

Nightpath

Oceans Asshole

Nightpath

20 seconds later France surrendered

geniuswaitress

20 seconds later, French Guyana surrendered.

homeslice1479

Man, you sure this is the best way to infiltrate the KKK?

homeslice1479

Man, you sure this'll fool the KKK?

lol_alf

Genie, my first wish is... reparations for slavery!

OvaltinePatrol

This is what happens when the tinfoil hat crowd and the LARP nerds get together.

Joerrrrrr

...And that's why you don't play Monopoly with politicians.

NYRfanCWJ

Shit a point break Sequel...Hollywood really has run out of ideas

pbunyan568

Era of accountability: They now show you exactly where your taxes go.

tinofan

I guess its true, you should always bet on black.

Jesus,Jess

Is it just me or does the black guy have a really bad poker face?

whereRmykeys

Vote for this sentence its so funny!

Beastg8

Bush: "god dammit boy, tell us where those WMD's are and we'll give you it all"

lp-475

...and thats how Obama stole America using Monoply money

PATR10T

Not the first time they cheated a black man out of money

shoryuken

Here's your money voodoo man!!! Now remove the spell!!

peelmaster

so thats where the federal bailout went to

zachwoomer

So thiiis is the black market.

ferron

Merkel, Putin, Sarkozy, Bush, Aso... wait a minute... this isn't heaven!

Zaphod

Dogs playing Craps

ajp1015

Wait, which one is suppose to be Obama?

Tessica

Yes of course I'll pleasure your wives like you never can.

Truthiness

Bobbleheads playing poker.

Least

Someone should tell the kid trying to steal Bush's money that it's not real.

heytherejeffro

Time to haze the new Nigerian Ambassador.

Zaphod

Glad to see even giant-headed political effigies are immune to Nigerian Scams

CoastieGurl

Making bets on how long people will love Obama?

gypsy61

The G8 doesn't care about Afirca, but you're a Nigerian prince you say? You need some money to get you're oney out? Makes sense

btp555

NIGGERS!

Tessica

G8! You sunk my battleship.

Dan Thompson

Transformers 3: Presidential Deception

HUMLY

This would only be scarier if the people depicted were real.

TheBeard

Kate Winslet's Titanic 2 was much lesser of a hit.

liverpooljohnny

Wow the Republicans really know how to have fun...

getittwistd

Hillary Clinton requires constant power to keep her smile in tip top shape when visiting foreign countries. In order to ensure a constant supply, she always carries a solar panel with her every where she goes.

b0b

Monopoly MMORPG

consorti

No matter how many times they explained it, Kfume just couldn't understand that money wasn't meant only for graft.

MethuselahBG

Obama's dealing at poker night

ajp1015

Talk show hosts everywhere fight for the right to paternity test this man and his potentially 11 kids.

Wanderer

The UN, in a desperate attempt to boost interest, borrows the bobble-head idea from the local minor league baseball club.

FrostLight

Dude... Putin's got a counterfeit bill!

gypsy61

Look at Putin writing a check, asshole

Gatt

Year 2012: The U.S. has printed so much money, even the Monopoly kind is accepted.

JohnnyParadise

Mike cursed his naivety at accepting such obvious counterfeit money for his most prized shirt.

gypsy61

Who has the most cash? USA of course, Bush is loaded

buddywts

Stephen Harper's head is actual size....

MrPudding

Whats that? You want this money? But where would you put it with such a small head??!?

Tessica

WATCH OUT! That dirty hippy is taking your money!

Lavender

When Bobbleheads become alive

jreese

well, umm, okay, umm, place your umm, bets, ummm

spectre_vampire

"How long before Obama commits suicide? Taking all bets!"

gypsy61

Merkel "Look what I found in my bra!!! Taro, I know it was you!!"

Scarwing

Negotiations with Africa brake down into a animated frenzy of cash exchange.

Exodiafinder687

George Bush freaking out from too many drugs at the economy meeting.

gm_zero

"Well, there's good news and bad news. The good news is that all our world leaders have awesome enlarged novelty heads now.. thanks to science. The bad news is they have AIDS."

buddywts

....it's like watching retards hump a doorknob......

Ozweego

The UN's proposition to solve the recession is a little riskier then one would have hoped!

liverpooljohnny

The Hillary includes special ready-to-"negotiate" mouth

Tetsudai

The bank robbers from Point Break get desperate.

Lavender

I got a ticket! I got a ticket, too! I got 3 tickets!

buddywts

You gotta have a good poker face- or the terrorists win.....

thedrew

Due to budget cuts, the G-8 summit met at a card table in Times Square.

jinxAHOLIC

It was at that moment the family finally confirmed what Lily's parents had been denying the last 27 years- she was retarded.

Ozweego

At least there's Gatorade!

Cap

yeah, like China has the smallest amount of money!

wquates

Bet with your head, not over it... or underneath a cheesy politician mask.

DeathDivine

So that's where the tax-payers money goes!

buddywts

McDonalds new G8 bobble head collection

Lavender

The bidding on the African style shirt became ferocious

Anthony_H

2009: The year politicians becam,e literally, in cartoons of themselves

jspot2k

Metaphors Are Awesome!!!!

gitsum

A breakout session from the G8 summit....

Ozweego

Chinese Diplomat: WTF is this? American. I'd rather play with Monopoly Money!

Facade

Put it all on Haliburton!

crhino

Well there aint a lot of selection this year so I guess I'll just take this here black fella.

Anthony_H

OK, that's it! I want to return to analog TV!

thedrew

The 21st century version of the board game Risk! never caught on.

Anthony_H

For some reason, the fact that most world leaders are in the "Uncanny Valley" doesn't surprise me at all...

tomjenkins

Bush wanted to get the tank, but he accidentally put in the cheat code for big head mode instead.

Lavender

How bills are actually passed in D.C.

Versus

How much for a hotel on Park Avenue? I'll buy 3!

Louynch

Obama, being new to the game didn't realize the importance of putting on his poker face before the G8

jspot2k

Take THAT Obama!!!!

gitsum

Barack, we need to borrow Airforce One...how much?

ShawnStu

All right, who didn't Putin their ante?

gitsum

After one night with Pacman Jones, the politicians were ready to make it rain!

jspot2k

Fool Me Once.......

lumberjef

How much for a hummer?

thedrew

Amazingly, the heads of the people inside are even less attractive.

Louynch

Lady Gaga's new video revealed the deeper meaning to her hit 'Pokerface'

gitsum

We are prepared to offer you this many dollars for that pimpish shirt...what do you think?

jspot2k

"I'm Gettin Too Old For This Shit...."

gitsum

I guess the old adage is correct, once you go black...

lumberjef

Too smart art.

Facade

And this is what 2008 would have been like if Michael Jackson had stayed black...

Louynch

Sarah Palin makes her move while no one is looking

v1ctor

SHOW ME THE MONEY!

TheChaoticOne

I TOLD U THEY ALL DID DRUGS!!!!!!

soda26

monopoly extreme edition

KillerPaintCan

Proof that many of the world's leaders are in fact dummies.

Doomsauce

The true heads of the World Bank.

ofareggie

Where did you get those green $20s Grandma!?

jinxAHOLIC

After posing as the "Prince of Zimbabwe" in a money scam via e-mail, Jordin was court-ordered into a scared straight program.

KillerPaintCan

We'd like to buy a vowel.

lumberjef

Is that the dad from happy days?

PENIS!!!

The biggest scandal since Nixon

CavalierX

Oops! I could had a G-8!

jonnyt

Fake!

KillerPaintCan

What do you mean we can't buy our Senate seats?

Zaggz

check

darthbogus

New Mount Rushmoore...In your face!

ritsuka

instead of their nose, their head grows if they tell a lie

McDominater

Why the hell is Lance Armstrong standing behind Hillary Clinton?

tthom979

Cool, now what about my fucking MULE?

svartorm

This is one of the toughest tables the World Poker Tour has ever seen.

McDominater

"Who has the power NOW!!! HAHAHAHA" said the black man exactly one second before he flipped the table and did the jerk off symbol.

Sethor

For a mere $50,000 I'll let you pet my magic love snake, baby.

lleritas

Come ooonn all we want is a little action

McDominater

Putin's head is actually that size.

Lively

Casino night sucks now - way too political.

jaymis

So Kunta Kinte... how much will it cost us to call you "Toby"

Bellegrio

Hey this might have some racial reper-HOLY SHIT IS THAT A JAPANSESE GUY NEXT TO BUSH? DESU DESU DESUUUUUUU.

smurfdiggs

Always bet on black.

Gorilla1226

Listen...you wanna hear what Michelle and I did last night in the Lincoln Bedroom...pay up suckers.

philroco

So now being a sell-out is a good thing?

jonblake88

What is so huge that they are throwing their money at him? (his dick, it's his dick)

abadd0n99

The stakes in staring-contests have never been this high... Untill now.

the_left_hand

Look, Kanye, no one is saying it isn't true. We just want you to apologize.

CaptionDatAss

Why do politicians always have "big heads"?

CaptainGeoffrey

"So you'll really run for president in 2008 if we give you this?"

santo4life

From the creators of who wants to be a millionare comes; "Who wants to be an american president".

fiske

My-my-my-my-my-my-my-my poker face

CaptionDatAss

Here, we want you to go so bad, we'll even PAY you to leave the U.N.!!!

Versus

Always bet on Black.

Versus

Money in hand, Sarkozy awaits his turn for the legendary "Clinton BJ".

Unbeknownst

Obama's mask is the only one that looks real.

MC_Rap

Lebron becomes a free agent

WarrenGHarding

Fool me once, shame on... the... me. Fool me twice, shame on... uh... the... won't get fooled again.

dmc013

Can't we just make this all go away...?

kmalc0580

why is Barracks head so small?

rubrduckee

We don't know the 7 secret Herbs and Spices for KFC just take the money and Release the kool-Aid man

CaptionDatAss

♫One of these things is not like the others, One of these things just doesn't belong, Can you tell which thing is not like the others, By the time I finish my song?♫

CaptionDatAss

I TOLD YOU Obama was just a pawn of the New World Order!!!

CaptionDatAss

Hey look! It's Cash-ius Clay!

dahuterschuter

Join us... Join us... Join us!

icantfindatag

You can stop making Bush jokes now. He's out of office, it really isn't interesting anymore.

CaptionDatAss

The Somali pirate demanded cash before he released the hostages. Like a dumbass, Putin tried to pay with a check.

Jeronimo

500 on Black. What? Too Soon?

CaptionDatAss

I see Blair, Bush, and Putin, but who the fuck is everybody else???

Hibbitish

I'm still wondering what they were going for in the first place

CaptionDatAss

The African prince wanted to bring "change" to his homeland, but this is not what he had in mind.

CaptionDatAss

NWA meets the NWO

spaceranger

what do you mean you wont honor our bailout vouchers

CooperSolano

Now politicians are getting plastic surgery to!

CaptionDatAss

At least Spitzer paid for FEMALE prostitutes...

CaptionDatAss

You won't play us in poker 'cause you're a chicken, you Jamaican jerk!

CaptionDatAss

"You want HOW MUCH for your island? Jamaican me crazy with these prices!!!"

vanillabeans320

the sad state of american public: i recognize maybe one of them

CaptionDatAss

I thought Foxwoods was run by Native Americans...

CaptionDatAss

You don't play Texas hold 'em against the former governor of Texas, retard.

uripper

so sticking your head up your arse will make it grow

SteveHardon

The GOP figured, nothing like throwing a little Monopoly money towards the Katrina relief efforts.

sixstringnick

Sorry guys I'm not Rod Blagojevich.

Im_Too_Good

Hah, and they said we were in debt. Probably should return this to Saudi Arabia now.

Im_Too_Good

Still sayin' white man cant jump, foo'?!

CrimsonHayes

"So your saying there's oil in Darfur..?"

dillinger72

Fuck it, Seannyb wins hands down

lol_alf

Mugabe meets with a few of his supporters.

Kotadweller

Monopoly was never quite the same post the Civil Rights Movement.

mhtsos

What are you looking at?Huh?SMALLHEAD!!!

Schizophrenia

Breaking news: Wesley Snipes to star in Point Break 2: The Breaking Point.

MC_Rap

The Republicans finally figure out a way to attract minorities

Beckz0rz

in Nigerian Accent: "Hello, you have won $10million, I just need yuour bank account details"

MC_Rap

Post Katrina: President Bush tries to shut Kanye West up

AgentOrange

Putin's reserved bidding strategy eventually won him the coveted black political supporter.

NightOwl26335

So, you all landed on my Hotel Rwanda ... I like this game Monopoly Africa.

AgentOrange

Using the black man as a distraction, Kimberly decided to take the allocation of bailout money into her own hands- literally.

NightOwl26335

Zimbabwe's stock market plummet could not be saved by all the leaders of the free world.

NightOwl26335

You clearly misunderstood the diamond mine bidding instructions ... your bids (not your identities) must be secret and the green backs must be actual U.S. currency.

iloukine

Obama: Now who want americas missile defense system code? If u dont hurry Iraq gets it by default

kesh

Get yea Cock out for me!!

NightOwl26335

Who says slave markets are dead

GobletBoy

Ever since Obama became President people were willing to pay top dollar for his "secret services".

NightOwl26335

Hot off the presses is a US handbook called "Third World Country Negotiation Tactics" - here is a salient page from that handbook.

GobletBoy

The Governments stimulus package at work.

$Jon$

Scared, most former slave owners used thier bobble headed surrogates to hand out reparation money.

DoomMachine83

Why the economy failed.

todbrowning

The reason for the economic crisis? Nigerian phishing scam.

bit

Repeat with us: "I am the illegitimate son of..."

curiouswonderer

This is what government figures do when they're bored. Put on Bobble heads, and have staring contests with civilians.

Hansel

"Sing Hammer Time. Do it..."

fitzjustright

Who invited the fucking hippie?

sgt.salt

ok i know that they are doing a lot of remakes lately, but Point Break? come on

smalz22

Is That Kanye?

jenrenslove

the best acid trip ever

Jazzaholic

The Jewish lobbyists have nothing on this crew.

sirapoc

oh look this black guy can make fake money!! byebye ecomomic crysis

sirapoc

not shown: the penis on the black guys face

suzieQ123

so this should just about cover our great great great grandmother, owning your great great great grandmother.

bladerunnerpat

And when I said I was looking for "some head", this isn't quite what I meant!!!

H1tman007

The bilderberg group decided to make this years meeting public

H1tman007

Bosley's new angels were scary as hell

clutchgomez

Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more...

pwntank

Ungolo got sick of his failed email scams and decided to come to the source

cha0sunity

I think I see a drug deal going down...

sortableturnip

Auction for David Carradine's body....what, too soon?

Stonecrow

The least popular Bobble-heads of all time.

tossaire

So, I hear that Obama gets his shit from you. Hook a brutha up?

MonjiSlayer

Hello friends, I am a wealthy Nigerian in need of your assistance...

mace_iz_ballin

People are really cashing in on the success of Resident Evil 5...

cartman369

Pimpin' ain't easy.

bevel

Voodoo Economics at Work: Regretful Republicans Lose Face After Denouncing Haiti Lending Plan

devilskitty

I told you there would be a black president before there was a woman president. Pay up!

bevel

Voodoo Economics at Work: Regretful Politicians Lose Face after denouncing Haiti Lending Plan

tewalker11

One of these things just aint like the others... what his head isn't obnoxiously big.

12ozMouse

Fidel Castro, peering in from the back left, stalks his prey with uncertainty...

zachwoomer

"I'll give you 10 bucks for that shirt." "I'll give you a hundred!" "200!"

1.21jigawatt

I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here !!

1.21jigawatt

there's never a winner in a game of losers

DisAster768

When did the slave trade come back?

1.21jigawatt

Pimp daddy gettin' paid from the Ho's

BobMussolini

Why, those bobbleheads are trying to pass counterfeit money!

wraith1103

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!

EvilSpock

yeah this looks about right

Dairuien

The real reason our economy is in the craps!

DongTacular

I'm Bob Dole

les_lie310

It isn't the first bet we lost.

jami344

dammit i said coffee!

Drinkslinger

Having a convention of singles with crabs (SwC) is all well and good, but the parties theme could have been better thought out.

milzispete

f*ck me thats unusual..........for a wednesday