Craptions Classics June 07, 2009

Determined to have the perfect body for her wedding, Shiela strived to have the bigger butt, no matter what.

Mercno3

Other Craptions

Jim felt that leaving Sarah at the alter was not humiliating enough

bcanders

In case of an emergency, your bride can be used as a floatation device.

Spirolli

Don't worry honey. There's other fish in the sea.

It's one thing to ditch a guy at the altar. It's a whole different thing to go to James Bond villain-like lengths to do so.

Kelly Robinson

Taking the term "Bridezilla" to terrifying new levels.

TheGuy185

You should see what she made the bridesmaids wear!

Thomas Calnan

If nothing else, Bjork puts on a heck of a show.

Unsaturated15

The wind had taken her groom by surprise, leaving only his fake legs behind. With a dress like that, she knew it was only a matter of time before it was her turn.

Amer

One second later, the super big Mentos and the river made of Pepsi reacted, creating a black hole which swallowed the earth.

racedogg2

Her pumps really clash with her dress

bcanders

Shotgun wedding just after her water broke.

OK, now where's the captain of this thing? I want to get started...

joeyjoseph

Survivor: Venice

MC_Rap
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