Other Craptions

Jim felt that leaving Sarah at the alter was not humiliating enough

In case of an emergency, your bride can be used as a floatation device.

Don't worry honey. There's other fish in the sea.

It's one thing to ditch a guy at the altar. It's a whole different thing to go to James Bond villain-like lengths to do so.

Taking the term "Bridezilla" to terrifying new levels.

You should see what she made the bridesmaids wear!

If nothing else, Bjork puts on a heck of a show.

The wind had taken her groom by surprise, leaving only his fake legs behind. With a dress like that, she knew it was only a matter of time before it was her turn.

One second later, the super big Mentos and the river made of Pepsi reacted, creating a black hole which swallowed the earth.

Her pumps really clash with her dress

Shotgun wedding just after her water broke.

OK, now where's the captain of this thing? I want to get started...

"Marco!"

Survivor: Venice

Once gay marriage was legal in her state, she and the dyke got married

..and do you, Barbara, take these two TNT detonators...

She's ready for her walk down the isle.

Snow White comes up with the greatest plan to smuggle the dwarves over the border

I was rather disappointed the first time I ever saw a real mermaid.

NEW from Ronco! Wedding Net - the wedding dress/fishing net combo you've all been waiting for!

What gay sperm looks like.

As she drifted to action, Glacier Girl couldn't help but wonder why the Justice League had rejected her application.

The New Orleans bride wasn't going to let a little hurricane stop her dream wedding.

One of these switches will give you the perfect wedding, the other will give you great flatulence. Choose wisely.

I thought aunt Flo wore red when she came to visit

You know what this picture needs? A waterfall.

Just another floataway bride.

One pump will bring you your groom. The other will bring you a watery grave...

The last thing Edna remembered was accepting a drink from a strange guy at the bar last night.

She decided to have the wedding and the shower at the same time.

Looks like she's about to take a dip in the sludge, Ken.

I know what she feels like ... I have trouble remembering where I park also

Next on Animal Planet's River Monsters...

Another wedding ruined by whale poop

Ok the second we get back I'm firing my travel agent.

And she'd have made it too, if it weren't for Gilligan.

Robin pumped her new inflatable implants until they finally blew.

"God, Francine, can't you just wear a bikini like everybody else's girlfriend?"

Unfortunately, a flower girl was holding her train.

Have you seen my fiancée???

"This is car 41. Say again chief, suspect is what?"

"I guess we should have fixed the leak in the church roof before the ceremony."

When I ordered a blow-up bride, this wasn't what I was expecting.

Honey, I shrunk my new, much younger wife.

Looks like she missed the boat with her wedding.

This is going to get a lot more interesting now that dress is getting pulled down a storm drain.

And that's why i was late to work.

Dude, she looks pumped...

In the 80s it was parachute pants.