Mercno3
Determined to have the perfect body for her wedding, Shiela strived to have the bigger butt, no matter what.
geniuswaitress
It's one thing to ditch a guy at the altar. It's a whole different thing to go to James Bond villain-like lengths to do so.
Amer
The wind had taken her groom by surprise, leaving only his fake legs behind. With a dress like that, she knew it was only a matter of time before it was her turn.
racedogg2
One second later, the super big Mentos and the river made of Pepsi reacted, creating a black hole which swallowed the earth.
MC_Rap
NEW from Ronco! Wedding Net - the wedding dress/fishing net combo you've all been waiting for!
MC_Rap
Snow White comes up with the greatest plan to smuggle the dwarves over the border
OvaltinePatrol
As she drifted to action, Glacier Girl couldn't help but wonder why the Justice League had rejected her application.
jakeX
The New Orleans bride wasn't going to let a little hurricane stop her dream wedding.
mstrx91
One of these switches will give you the perfect wedding, the other will give you great flatulence. Choose wisely.
geniuswaitress
The last thing Edna remembered was accepting a drink from a strange guy at the bar last night.
geniuswaitress
"God, Francine, can't you just wear a bikini like everybody else's girlfriend?"
racedogg2
And then God appeared, and the masses simultaneously said, "What the fuck, that's it?"
gm_zero
Hi, I'm Marc Summers and welcome to Ridiculously Large Bridal Gown in Saltwater Crocodile Infested Swamp Trivia..
twiglet
This is going to get a lot more interesting now that dress is getting pulled down a storm drain.
geniuswaitress
"I guess we should have fixed the leak in the church roof before the ceremony."
twiglet
Janet was sick arguing with her husband to be and stormed off.....reeeally slowly.
Brett-Butler
The people decided that Michael Cera would be ideal virginal sacrifice for Poseidon, god of the sea.
Blinker_Fluid
Judging from the look on her face, she just realized that raw sewage empties into this canal.
Truthiness
Jen's idea for a white wedding backfired, and now she wants to kick Billy Idol's ass.
racedogg2
The guy in the back was so awe strucken, he crashed and later died from his injuries.
racedogg2
Somewhere under the dress are 10 midgets supporting it so the wind doesn't knock it away.
Brett-Butler
Jellyfish Man, Stan Lee's follow up to Spider-Man, didn't really have the same appeal.
Mikelibrarian
Seeing the success that Berlin had with Knut the baby polar bear, the Warsaw zoo decided to improvise.
Brett-Butler
In Ireland, when the priest says til death do us part, he bloody well means it.
Shiloh17
Mixing her wedding day and trolling for fish wasn't such a great idea after all, She thought.
twiglet
Four minutes later, sick of waiting Janet pulls off the blindfold to see her "surprise wedding venue".
geniuswaitress
Even the world's largest Depends couldn't contain Wanda's bladder problem.
geniuswaitress
You only think this is a weird wedding now. Wait'll you see what happens with the pogo sticks.
JMcInnis
Once fully inflated she would float on to safety inspiring ships for centuries to come to put a carved woman on the front of their ships for good luck. Join us for more historical re-enactments next week on ship shape.
MC_Rap
Tiny Andy had to keep his distance for he knew if he Tiny Gina felt threatened she would pull the drain plug and they would all be screwed
Actionopoly
Journal, Day 53: Temperatures continue to decrease. Been adrift for months. Food supplies are running low, but I must perservere until landfall. Also, fuck this dress.
NightOwl26335
I knew I should haven't let Tim take the Rubber Ducky Boat out so close to the time of the wedding.
WarrenGHarding
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
Spunk
I've heard of shipping in brides from overseas but I didn't think they would literally.....ship.
grumnut1
When Suzan's fiance hired "Jilter's R Us" to handle the ceremony - she should have realised he wasn't that committed.
Zaphod
I felt bad being drunk at my friend's wedding, till i noticed the bride was also three sheets to the wind herself.
quagmyre
Angie had put her all into trolling for a husband, imagine her disappointment at only luring one guy with a tiny dinghy.
navcop88
If Lance Armstrong can win a race after losing a testicle, I can swim the 100m with no legs.
Wanderer
This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I said I wanted a waterside wedding.
DeSandman
This is what happens when Bollywood tries to make their version of the Titanic iceberg scene.
diminuendo
One is a pump for your floatation device. The other is a bomb- okay, the wedding wasn't going too well at this point.
Ilink
During her wedding at the North pole, a chunk of ice broke off. She has somehow made it to Venice.
DeadMonkey321
Everything was going just great until Thomas realized his beautiful bride's legs were actually bike pumps.
sgt.salt
one of the downfalls of marrying a merman is that there is a lot of lonely nights
Red_Rum
Not pictured: The groom who's currently trapped under the weight of his bride's bad wedding dress decision.
WarrenGHarding
Five days out of the month, Becky knew this was the only safe place to be.
Dairuien
Poor Rhonda just couldn't veil her unhappiness when the penguin failed to show up.
CaptionDatAss
As a protest against contraceptives, a Catholic girl decides to blow herself up along with a giant birth control pill.
CaptionDatAss
The new Oregon Trail video game had realistic graphics, but it wasn't historically accurate.
CaptionDatAss
If you're gonna be a runaway bride, I think you need something faster than that.
Deth209
As his dead wife glided by on a urinal cake he realized that his shit was not in fact bunk.
ladylazarus88
"Dang. I knew I shouldn't have worn this fast-expanding tampon while swimming."
BillWilliams
When I said pumps, I meant shoes! When I said doors, I meant the band! And when I said the drink, I meant champagne!
Warren_et
I'm on a raft motherfucker take a look at me Straight floating on a raft on the deep blue sea Busting five knots, wind whipping at my coat You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a raft
Aequitas3
Last time I drink in Venice. Now I'm stuck on an iceberg in a canal with bicycle pumps for legs on my wedding day.
Bams
When the Genie asked her what she wanted most, she had no idea she'd get two bicycle pumps as legs in return to repay the favour of getting married the man "who would walk on water for her".
grandma666
The Titanic-iceberg collision, as detailed by Paul Harvey on The Rest Of The Story.
Rex-Jester
Aw come on, marriage doesn't mean that you have to abandon the man in the boat!
twiglet
Dave had a bad habbit of leaving the toilet roll hanging out of the back of his pants.
jakeX
The world's first hover-dress was both a ridiculous idea and a ridiculous failure.
smartaleck
...And then she got caught on a fish hook and was dragged into the water! It was hillarious. Oh, and she drowned...
jakeX
"Ron, you're making a huge mistake!" said his friends. He had no idea how right they were.
Bagelfish
The groom could not suffer the humiliation any further, thus activating his ejector legs...
SeasOfCheese
Oh C'mon Moby, Don't be such a Dick! How could you tell me I look like a white whale on our wedding Day?
BuddhaLover101
♫ ♫ Here comes the bride, her dress is way too wide, her name is clide and she reads TV guide! ♫ ♫
BagABones
Oh great Cthulhu, we offer you this bride in return for the destruction of the Jonas Brothers.
skyman299
I figured the Japanese had wedding game shows, I just didn't expect it to be this extreme
skyman299
She knew that she could just inflate her dress and float away, but she was too much of a bitch.
skyman299
And Al Gore swiftly arrives to once again save civilization from global warming...
Spajo
Laura accidently hit both plungers and sent herself rocketing into the Seine River.
Actionopoly
It's always nice when you can troll for fish and get married at the same time.
Spunk
L. Ron was right, Xenon has returned and began taking the believers on board her ship.
NightOwl26335
Bridezilla mouths off one too many times, groom cuts her off at knees and bails out
Threelions
It wasn`t until a scream from the crowd reminded Judy, the air tubes from the two hand pumps had not been connected to the Pages.
MC_Rap
Shannon was quickly put in a timeout when she inexplicably wore a white wedding dress. Nobody was fooled
JigIsUp
as the white worm crept towards its prey, it new that its lust, would soon be fulfilled...
greywolfe
OK, Pres Obama...here's the scenario: It's 3AM...you get the call. Joe Biden has come out of the closet and is threatening to blow up a guy in a rowboat. What will you do? What WILL you do?
CaptionDatAss
Barbara thought no man would ever marry her because of her robot legs, but then her wedding day finally came.
CaptionDatAss
How did people get around in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina? On floating trains!
CaptionDatAss
"I will NOT let you ruin my wedding day, Mr. Giant Killer Aquatic Marshmallow! I'm blowing you up with TWO dynamite plungers, bitch!"
cuppidycake
The first bride melts away quickly, leaving the other side of the tablet to dissolve slowly
CaptionDatAss
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man's psycho bride tries to murder him using dynamite and drowning at the same time.
uripper
All she needed was a gust of wind and she could sail her giant aspirin out to sea
DeathDivine
All she wanted was a nice wedding drss, instead her parents gave her a parachute.
87gn
Lacking a proper pirate vessel to embellish, the inflatable bride figurehead was cast adrift in the Somali sewer system, but has yet to initiate the redundant fail-safe self-destruct sequence.
mariam67
The TNT was in place. Finally, the abomination known as Momma Mia would end by the star's hand.
VFarnsworth
Upon removing her blindfold Danielle realized the entire relationship had been a scam and that both her fiancè and the ten-speeds her father had paid for were long gone.
xTivoo
The hollywood-wide search for a new twist on the "runaway bride" scenario has finally come to an end.
ladylazarus88
"Gee. This fast-absorbing, expanding imported tampon can sure fit any size."
HUMLY
Someone finally found a practical use for those giant urinal cakes from Sam's Club.
Tardrepellant
"Wait, I don't think that's a wedding dress. Yep, that's a parachute honey."
Stu_Pitt
It was a storybook wedding until the Blob turned white with fear and left his would be bride alone at the altar
muncyd
For some reason she seems to be shocked to find herself in a perfectly normal situation...
CaptainGeoffrey
Cindy's father wanted her to know that semen was nothing to joke around about.
Aequitas3
Oh god! That polar bear ate my legs and now I'm stuck on an iceberg in Venice on my wedding day
martin-john
there have been many attempts to disturb the standing lady of timbucto , the latest of which being a large sheet of tarpooling...those thugs!!!
surehavent
Dave looked up and couldn't believe his eyes. Finally, he had found someone who shared his fetish of women wearing wedding gowns, standing in the middle of a lake using two bicycle pumps.
bit
"No I won't stop!", Jessica screamed at the Venetian policeman. "My real loved one is at the airport and I don't have time for your stupid speeding ticket!"
pbunyan568
After the 13 hour standoff Homeland Security realized there was no way the jilted bride could blow herself up.
buddywts
Remember the time the giant sperm with the bionic legs came outta that big old condom by the lake?
buddywts
It was cute when the squirrel did it- but the water-skiing bride is kinda lame.
SteveHardon
Some girls get stranded at the altar. Francesca got her sorry ass dumped on the gondola ride to the honeymoon.
smill0313
The ice bitch cursed herself for not springing for the auto inflate option on her escape baloon.
crackcorn
"Honey, I know having a wedding in a river was a stupid idea, but PLEASE, just come back to the boat!"
lynn_k_fletcher
Coming up next on E, the 100 most outrageous celebrity weddings- you'll never believe what one bride did to avoid the paparazzi.
qwikkid99
See I told you Uncle Leo was at the weeding! He's right behind you here in this picture!!
EdgarAllenDoh!
Jennifer Lopez's wedding dress, an iceberg, two bicycle pumps...what DOESN'T make sense about this picture!?
EdgarAllenDoh!
Usually the bride only gets one pump after the weedding. (See what I did there?)
EdgarAllenDoh!
Dear Mr. Gore, Please let the professionals design the Global-Warming Awareness float. Your Friend, Everybody
TheDuke1259
Those bike pumps are the closest the groom would have gotten to a nice blow.
Bilfred
Although many people predicted the 2012 apocalypse, everyone was still surprised by how it happened.
zachstaska
Seen Above: The reason the Japanese aren't allowed to design burrowing vehicles.
Chromatic_chic
Chihuahua, Mexico. An unknown man wearing a 'Green Peace' shirt has just walked up and stolen what appears to be the highlight of todays festivities; the candy filled head of a giant turtle. Revelers waiting in line for a chance to take a swing, lo
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