Craptions Classics June 06, 2009

Never pop a wheelie with a narcoleptic.

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"If you can read this - the bitch fell off."

BowToTheBard

WHY DOESN'T HE HAVE BOTH HANDS ON THE HANDLES?! THAT'S SO DANGEROUS!

KC0902

Note to self: when I go picking up drunk sluts, take the prius

Bui

Uhh, Dave, most people most folks put their dead hookers in the trunk...of a CAR!

Warren Tilson

When the brakes don't work you have to improvise!

Thomas Calnan

And they said my ADD would make this stunt dangero-OH LOOK, a penny!

pjunk

Everyone in the walgreen's parking lot was just SO impressed

Bui

as a safety precaution they are wearing helmets... good for them

u18c

Suddenly getting back at her parents seemed to be a poor idea.

Mikelibrarian

"That's all right, Sarah... I don't mind that you're dumping me.... Can I give you a ride home??"

Thomas Calnan

Dave, I think this helmet is too heavy for me!

Jonny5

"Why are you guys not doing anything?! WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT DOING ANYTHING?!?!?!?!"

m_th_rf_ck_r

and that,son, is where babies come from

gotbass7
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