Other Craptions

Drag Race!

"If you can read this - the bitch fell off."

WHY DOESN'T HE HAVE BOTH HANDS ON THE HANDLES?! THAT'S SO DANGEROUS!

Note to self: when I go picking up drunk sluts, take the prius

Uhh, Dave, most people most folks put their dead hookers in the trunk...of a CAR!

When the brakes don't work you have to improvise!

And they said my ADD would make this stunt dangero-OH LOOK, a penny!

Everyone in the walgreen's parking lot was just SO impressed

as a safety precaution they are wearing helmets... good for them

Suddenly getting back at her parents seemed to be a poor idea.

"That's all right, Sarah... I don't mind that you're dumping me.... Can I give you a ride home??"

Dave, I think this helmet is too heavy for me!

"Why are you guys not doing anything?! WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT DOING ANYTHING?!?!?!?!"

and that,son, is where babies come from

....and still Emily wouldn't wake up...

Guatemala's street-sweeping department

What seems to be the problem, officer?

"Motorcycling!" "Situps!" "Motorcycling!" "Situps!" "Hell, then, let's do both!"

Lucky she's wearing a helmet... otherwise this would be stupid and dangerous!

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

Evil Knievel was screwed. How the hell was he going to get the dead hooker to the lake without anyone protesting? And then, an idea came to mind...

Goddamnit, the one day i'm not wearing the 'bitch fell off'-jacket...

Nope, it was definitely more comfortable the other way...

Tuesday, 4:35 pm. Susie began to evaluate her life's decisions.

Somehow, in my heart, I know that Freebird is playing in the background.

Look Ma, no hands!

We've come along way since the days of cave man dragging cave woman.

Cirque du Sturgis

The story of how I lost MY virginity isn't nearly this interesting.

"Okay, it's important for you to HOLD ON TIGHT, honey. Honey?"

Fap fap fap

Oh, nothing. Just dropped my girlfriend off at work. I'll see you shortly.

Hell's (Fallen) Angels

"Whatever Gary, just wake me up when you're done"

Welcome to Neck Injury Theater

International 'blue denim jeans' day was a roaring success.

Jenny, why do you always have to be the third wheel?

Seriously Evil Kneivel..

Oops, honey, I just farted. Honey...?

It's hard to tell where one idiot ends and the other begins.

This certainly beats #1 on my list of most daring sex positions in a public place

I gotta get my bike into the shop- every time I pop wheelie it makes this weird scraping sound...

Not many crotchrockets are actually rockets

One of these people still remembers upper-case letters. Guess which.

The horror quickly subsided once everyone realized that she was deflating....

Rednecks: Concieveing on motorcycles since 1957!

Dear? Can you hand me the wrench - the bike seems to be slowing down again.

The Kama-Sutra for Bikers

Yeah he can pop a wheelie, but he won't be tapping that bitch