Craptions

Jun 6th, 2009

Warren_et

Drag Race!

BowToTheBard

"If you can read this - the bitch fell off."

KC0902

WHY DOESN'T HE HAVE BOTH HANDS ON THE HANDLES?! THAT'S SO DANGEROUS!

Bui

Note to self: when I go picking up drunk sluts, take the prius

Warren_et

Uhh, Dave, most people most folks put their dead hookers in the trunk...of a CAR!

Leaf

When the brakes don't work you have to improvise!

pjunk

And they said my ADD would make this stunt dangero-OH LOOK, a penny!

Bui

Everyone in the walgreen's parking lot was just SO impressed

u18c

as a safety precaution they are wearing helmets... good for them

Mikelibrarian

Suddenly getting back at her parents seemed to be a poor idea.

Leaf

"That's all right, Sarah... I don't mind that you're dumping me.... Can I give you a ride home??"

Jonny5

Dave, I think this helmet is too heavy for me!

gotbass7

and that,son, is where babies come from

Leaf

....and still Emily wouldn't wake up...

m_th_rf_ck_r

"Why are you guys not doing anything?! WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT DOING ANYTHING?!?!?!?!"

spectre_vampire

Guatemala's street-sweeping department

spectre_vampire

"Motorcycling!" "Situps!" "Motorcycling!" "Situps!" "Hell, then, let's do both!"

bcanders

What seems to be the problem, officer?

Leaf

Lucky she's wearing a helmet... otherwise this would be stupid and dangerous!

Tessica

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

m_th_rf_ck_r

Evil Knievel was screwed. How the hell was he going to get the dead hooker to the lake without anyone protesting? And then, an idea came to mind...

mrxenomorph

Goddamnit, the one day i'm not wearing the 'bitch fell off'-jacket...

Smithereen

Tuesday, 4:35 pm. Susie began to evaluate her life's decisions.

BandPitDeviant

Somehow, in my heart, I know that Freebird is playing in the background.

joeyjoseph

Nope, it was definitely more comfortable the other way...

Tessica

Look Ma, no hands!

NightOwl26335

We've come along way since the days of cave man dragging cave woman.

inmate42392

"Okay, it's important for you to HOLD ON TIGHT, honey. Honey?"

BowToTheBard

The story of how I lost MY virginity isn't nearly this interesting.

HUMLY

Cirque du Sturgis

Piercewise1

Hell's (Fallen) Angels

87gn

Oh, nothing. Just dropped my girlfriend off at work. I'll see you shortly.

Blinker_Fluid

Welcome to Neck Injury Theater

Louynch

"Whatever Gary, just wake me up when you're done"

cottoncandy

Fap fap fap

RyanPalmz

Rednecks: Concieveing on motorcycles since 1957!

Mrmoe

The Kama-Sutra for Bikers

Jonny5

Dear? Can you hand me the wrench - the bike seems to be slowing down again.

BowToTheBard

Don't knock it - this is a great way to meet cute paramedics.

mickmarch

Looks like the bitch fell off.

Bui

Yeah he can pop a wheelie, but he won't be tapping that bitch

BowToTheBard

One of these people still remembers upper-case letters. Guess which.

Leaf

Seriously Evil Kneivel..

Bui

Not many crotchrockets are actually rockets

BoonMcNougat

International 'blue denim jeans' day was a roaring success.

MC_Rap

Oops, honey, I just farted. Honey...?

buddywts

The horror quickly subsided once everyone realized that she was deflating....

buddywts

I gotta get my bike into the shop- every time I pop wheelie it makes this weird scraping sound...

watchthedecline

It's hard to tell where one idiot ends and the other begins.

CaptionDatAss

Jenny, why do you always have to be the third wheel?

dramdan

This certainly beats #1 on my list of most daring sex positions in a public place

MARCS

That's not the road head I had in mind...

Bowe82

It's called the bitch seat for a reason

Mikelibrarian

Motorhead

BowToTheBard

Street cleaners in the recession.

dentmay

WHAT THE FUCK SHE FUCKIN FELL OFF HOLY SHIT NOO WHAAAT SHIT SHES GONNA DIE OR SOME BULLSHIT MAYBE GETTIN A MOTHERFUCKIN CONCUSSION

Pierce

I'd drop that.

MarvAlbert

Just hold on loosely... but don't let go!

mrxenomorph

they had to compromise, he wanted to ride his bike, and she just wanted to hang out...

XVR

How was I supposed to know this wasn't the way to your G-Spot?

Truthiness

Stunt fucking will be the greatest Olympic sport ever.

MC_Rap

It was the greatest motorcycle stunt ever when Butch rode right out of her vagina

jmonk

"Yes there IS a cop behind us, can I get back up now?"

thejex

"Weekend At Bernie's" sequel never took off.

tomjenkins

"hello, doctor? this is Jeff." "yeah it happened again."

Louynch

Linda shouted "Genealogist!" to no avail, unfortunately the safety word was "Gynecologist"

thejex

"Weekend At Bernice's"

buddywts

Pretty sweet tits for a bitch in drag....

buddywts

Some people will do anything for a handicapped parking space!

reinierl

You know a Drag Queen when you see one.

navcop88

Next time you need to shave your mohawk, can we just buy a Mach 3?

counts12

...and the fart was not only silent, but quite deadly.

spydrmunkie

good. now, i think i can fit at least one more girl on here.

KRAZYG

Single white male, seeking laid back biker chick!!

MC_Rap

Oh shit, It's my wife! Hide!

shamefullyWeak

Its fun to stay at the Y....oh shit.....

rinkster

Ok, when I lean back like this do I look fat?

WarrenGHarding

My motorcycle is so badass, it shits bitches.

kyussman

That's a lot of glue

spectre_vampire

Pssh! That's not how the Trojan War went!

hillzagold

Hey giant crowd of people, little help?

scaryed

You're doing it wrong.

Red_Rum

Why is she spread out like that? Who does she think she is? JESUS?!

Piercewise1

Warning: Object in mirror are drunker than they appear.

mickmarch

Street sweeper.

Wanderer

... you might be a mohawked biker in Japan.

cptnpeacocksuit

FAIL

mickmarch

WHOOOOOO NELLY !!!!!!

kyussman

Can you tell that it's a setup? It's fake, look at those breasts

Bishopwhitet

Michelle once again proves herself the ultimate Drama Queen

mrxenomorph

not pictured: Happily Married.

Mrmoe

...you might be a redneck.

PENIS!!!

Now for my next trick, I'll make this lady's respect for me disappear

TheChaoticOne

Child birth just became interesting to men.

MC_Rap

It's in springtime when the obnoxious rice rocket rider that goes fifty down your street sheds his "bitch" skin and becomes a full grown "douchebag"

grumnut1

Don't fall off babe...I'm trying to impress your sister.

buddywts

We used to just bonk em' on the head and drag em' to our cave.....now we have technology to streamline the process.

Ruffiana

This is my vagina. This is where douchbag bikers come from.

thejex

Famke Janssen does a modern version of "Goldeneye"

thejex

"Slap hands, SLAP HANDS!!!"

thejex

"Umm, has anyone seen my girlfriend? She was here a minute ago."

thejex

"Marco!? MARCO!? MAR..... Ahh shit!!!"

Shiloh17

Dammit girl, I wish you'd quit with all these head games.

thejex

"Narco Polo" was a bad idea.

Spajo

The fall didn't concern her as much as the ruination of her perfectly styled pink mohawk did.

buddywts

The Oakville Bike & ATV club put on the world's shittiest rendition of Titanic....

buddywts

God Bless the Red(necks), White(trash) and Blue(collar).

buddywts

In Canada- we call this an "Oklahoma Mud-Flap".

Pinoyfreakshow

Are you sure this is how Kama Sutra works, Rob?

buddywts

The fast and the starved for attention...

KRAZYG

I'll be right there...just let me drop my girlfriend off!!

reinierl

Wow, she's wasted.

reinierl

Have you seen my dog???

jrfspike

These two will end up next to the illegal alien.

deadlygopher

Danny suspected his new deodorant wasn't up to those high-adrenaline moments.

CavalierX

The picture you'll find in the dictionary under "Epic fail."

theropissed

That is one bitchin' kickstand.

r2daz

Was it good for you too, or do you wanna take another lap?

m0ver

Huh. 'The Bitch Fell Off' is on the front of her shirt.

spydrmunkie

marvin the martian loses his wife in a motorcycle stunt

CaptionDatAss

That's wheelie dangerous!

KRAZYG

His date was such a drag!!!

KRAZYG

His girlfriend seems cool...really "down to earth"

CaptionDatAss

That's not a motorcycle. It's a MURDERcycle!!!

CaptionDatAss

Have you met my girlfriend, Sue Zuki? She's a knockout!

KRAZYG

Just as I tried to impress her with a "wheelie"....Thats when the "Roofies" kicked in!!!

CaptionDatAss

The opening scene of a Kawasaki bukkake film

fantastic_rich

Women will do anything for a new pair of shoes and matching handbag.

CaptionDatAss

Nowadays, nothing can hold back siamese twins from living their dream! Nothing!

nu77fac3

what a drag.

WillipsBrighton

Jessica picks an awkward time to flash dance.

MC_Rap

Stuntman Mike found it more challenging killing on his Kawasaki

Leaf

Honestly, who needs a rearview mirror??

dorian0985

FACT: More people have an opinion of this craption than they do of the Stanley Cup Finals.

smoochy

I have a GREAT idea for a T-Shirt.

dramdan

the modern method of being drawn and quartered

shamefullyWeak

In America, motorcycle drive you!

Boris

Bristol Palin is not having any luck as a single mother!

NightOwl26335

Honey, this isn't what I meant when I asked to spend QUALITY time together ... This is just a DRAG.

Boris

oh snap, no seriously my spine, i think its broken.

doctrujillo

"Now, give me your hand."

Hansel

Worst parallel parking ever!

ozone

your geting closer to getting me off

krysil

Extreme Street Sweeping.

cptlord

If you can read this..I fucked up.

NyteWulf

When you said "ride me fast and hard"....this isn't what I had in mind!

kool7583

FIRST!

MrMISCHIEF

"If you can read this, the Bitch fell off."

ahoythere4

Extreme street sweeper

Mikelibrarian

Olympics 2036. Sydney, Australia.

inmate42392

"And this is a trick I invented myself: Ditch the Bitch!"

kyussman

She got rejected

spectre_vampire

That girl on the left is actually taping this. Sad, huh?

87gn

And that's why I was late to work today?

Dr.Pepper

Billy Mays here with the brand new DRIVEWAY HO! Clean your dirty driveway in seconds! The secret is in the helmet bristles! Look at that ho go!

kyussman

What happens next? He grabs the large soda!

Jonny5

Had she fallen front first, she might have bounced straight back up!

kiez

Invisible bungee cord!

scaryed

Motormenstrualcycle

kiez

HEADSHOT!

cPPrm8

A very intricate dismount!

bald_man6

"Look mom no hands, why are you upside down?"

spaceranger

lean right stupid

ArtyMorty

And you thought a wheelie was a Bad Idea, Honey...Honey???...Honey!!!

Giblet_Head

the brush on her helmet works so much better than the street sweeper.

Han_Swolo

She said the helmet was heavy but no one was willing to believe her

bafaulkner

There's no way you're going to get rid of me that easily!

BoonMcNougat

Thank god she was wearing a helmet! That carpark hasn't been swept in weeks.

bafaulkner

I bet the two kids in the background try this with a bike after they get home.

bafaulkner

Look! Look at me, Mom! I'm popping a wheelie! Weeeeee!

NightOwl26335

Road Warrior 2: Pop and Drag Time

bafaulkner

Thank God Ackbar gave up on his "It's a trap!" craptions.

Pamby

Number one on the list of "When not to attempt a backflip"

KillerPaintCan

Hellloooo! I am Lindsay Lohan!

rubrduckee

WHOA! we almost ran over a small bus.

bafaulkner

The escaping bandits tried to flee from Walker, Texas Ranger, but the first kick from the lawman indicated that they were in some deep shit.

bailey5

Hey everyone look what i can do.

KillerPaintCan

That pink stuff isn't her hair...

Todzilla

Hardest fetish to satisfy ever.

Todzilla

The Roomba gets an interactive, counter-culture makeover.

r72666

I dunno, man. She just sorta died on me, yanno?

Shane?

What's that say on the back of his jacket? "If you can read this the bitch fell off."

NightOwl26335

I can guarantee you that she STILL won't do windows.

MC_Rap

Yamaha eventually produced better kickstands

KBo1138

Painting traffic lanes was a real chore before they invented a specific vehicle for it.

jonnygonzo

The Mad Max Reboot left many in tears

Exodiafinder687

Look Ma no brain function.

icecold09

BOOM HEADSHOT!!!

Roland_Deschain

First date: You're Doing It Wrong edition.

thejex

Somethings slowing me down, oh yeah it's the bitch dragging behind me!!!

JackAndrews

what you dont know is that he was reversing!

Louynch

I always confuse narcolepsey with necrophilia, not the acts, just the words.

Louynch

Good-for-nothing head-banger

StandingBull

"Watch, as she prepares to flip the motorcycle and unexpecting rider into the air!"

Louynch

Just lie back and think of the motherland

NrNaraUK

The cheapest way to shave a mohawk...

Louynch

"Wait til you see my next trick, it's gonna Kill"

Rex-Jester

I don't stand a chance.

buddywts

You could be sure where ever Gary went- Lisawould be in-tow.

Helrath

"...and then she was charged with static electricity for DAYS."

buddywts

It's like Gary and Lisa were joined at the hip...

thejex

"This '300 workout' isnt working. Let's go get the airbrush..."

buddywts

The key to getting away with murder is the subtle disposal of the corpse...

buddywts

Hanging out with your girlfriend can be such a drag....

jrdnwill

and that's why they call it the bitch seat... bitch

Gabo

i would still do her

quagmyre

There seems to be a whole lot of ho-hum going on in the bystanders. Makes you wonder what the main attraction was...

AwesomeX

Are you SURE this is safe? Yeah, you've got a helmet.

gladeplugins

And this is why most Siamese twins tend to stay away from motorcycles.

Boris

Im the queen of the world

xokarnivoreox

never fall asleep riding bitch seat...

quagmyre

I got the jingle stuck in my head, I just cant remember what they are advertising...Super Glue? Secret for women? Underarm electrolysis? Kegel Master...

WarrenGHarding

When Jesus comes back, they're going to crucify him a little differently.

topcatyo

Don't worry, she's just sharpening her mohawk.

CaptainGeoffrey

We're not going anywhere until you apologize.

JayPeg

Damn... My jacket is covering up my witty T-shirt! It would have been PERFECT...

D.O.A

Auto-Bots TRA...TRAN...TRANS...AHH FUCK IT

jookytx

Japanese street sweeper

Jazzaholic

Fuck, my hair!

gaffy

signaling right has never been so badass

kennysr

Motorbike riding: you're doing it wrong.

crackcorn

See folks, THIS is how you handle a backseat driver!

Spunk

Okay there's one... set it for stun

El_Dweeb

Fetishes: Shut up, yours are weirder!

Flakese

This free spirit is about to become a dead spirit.

Spunk

Are You Snoring Yourself To Death?

turkeyslapper

It was a particularly windy day.

Spunk

After that, no employee made Google her homepage again.

Spunk

Hey, I can see the future from here! It looks like a combination of death and pancakes.

Spunk

I've changed my mind. I'm not sick after all.

Spunk

From here, the people all look like ants on the ground...oh wait....

Captain192

Suddenly, street sweeping became a lot more interesting.

diminuendo

Don't worry guys, her feet are tied on.

The.Ghost

Trust the cornerstone of a relationship... and Meth.

shoeshineboy

gimme five!

hugh20

In Soviet Russia, bike rides you!

Spunk

Sometimes, there just aren't enough rocks.

Spunk

Damn it, bring in the other sniper, this guy can't hit nothin'

Spunk

Thus begins the sacred mating ritual of the morons.

smartaleck

If you can read this, the bitch has brain damage

kyussman

The advert of the His and Hers range of punk helmets didn't go to plan

that1victor

she's just asking to get rammed

kool7583

what? theyre just sweeping. jeez.

87gn

Geez...what's with the cock-comb on her helmet?

nimo

Tracy considered quitting her job as the stunt bike's training wheels.

MARCS

Bitch stand

kyussman

He felt short changed when she said she's ride him

kyussman

Nicolas Cage attempts to update ghost rider with the sequel "Bitch Mower"

benrichardsrm

...because without a bitch seat, the bitch would fall off.

NightOwl26335

Basis for divorce: see attached picture

ShaKha713

Weekend at Bernie's 3: Extreme to the MAX!

JKGallagher

The annual grab your girlfriend competition was getting a bigger reception each year...

Todzilla

If you can read this the bitch fell off.

talisa7

what's wrong with you? I JUSY HAD MY HAIR DONE!

Todzilla

My spidey sense is tingling.

jamasian_man

I can see my house from here!

angelcatano

held by the balls

NightOwl26335

NASCAR's Extreme Drag Racing - coming soon to FOX

Metzzger

Sissy bars are for... sissies.

NightOwl26335

Sissy bar not included - watch this.

MC_Rap

Canada's first street sweeping attempts wer not very efficient

elmer.flick

This is how douchebags are born.

Mitsuhirato

Warm up for the final act: wheelie while fucking 69'ing each other

TheChaoticOne

Told u I didnt have time to stop. Tuck and roll Bitch!!!!!

MC_Rap

Your motorcycle makes your penis look THIS BIG

Exodiafinder687

First ever human kickstand.

Exodiafinder687

I lose more bitches that way.

MC_Rap

Extreme Chiropracty

Exodiafinder687

Are you sure this will work?

prannyjones

Kamasutra meets hells angels ...

Louynch

Pah, I could do that with my eyes closed.........

prannyjones

Honey ... i think we ve finlly gotten kamasutra pose no. 66, now pass me the condom ... honey? .. honey?!?

MC_Rap

Natalie really answered the challenge after Bridgette shot just a ping pong ball from her twat

Niqw

This isn't quite how she imagined Motorcycle Style would be like.

Midnight_Huzky

Proving your hardcore isn't as cool as it sounds.

rubrduckee

The new insane burrito has proven to be fatal to others after consumption.

k2y0002

"And this, Timmy, is how you were born."

Louynch

Sure,it looks like good clean fun now, but the next shot is of the girl crushed under the large man and even larder bike as the crowd looks on in horror.

ross353

on closer inspection you can see the kid in red giving the wankers sign in the backround

buddywts

That's the problem with Thanksgiving Stunt shows....

Megatooth

Girls love a powerful engine ;)

Shiloh17

Hey baby, watch this wheelie......

buddywts

But Honey- you said you'd get the front tire fixed LAST week....

FrostLight

Didn't know Sybian made a motorcycle...

Spajo

It's hard to hold on when your legs have been amputated at the knee.

Ranger

It's true! Madonna will fuck anything!!!

DrMutton

Testing out the new indestructible SuperMohawk.

Unbeknownst

He would never let me drive!.

Megatooth

Drop it like it's hot!

BillWilliams

Kama Sutra Ninja.

rubrduckee

(Spongebob) The best time to wear a striped sweater...

CavalierX

Looks like she might need those doctors from yesterday's Craption.

burjennio

"dammit jenny you make the worst spoiler ever!"

kesh

This is how we keep flies dirtying our helmets, yo.

kesh

Get this bitch off me people!

theropissed

You're doing her wrong.

svartorm

The sequel to Transformers had a significantly smaller budget.

AziDahak

I tell you, watching a woman give birth to a dressed, motorbike riding, fully grown man should have a larger crowd watching it, than in this picture.

swankyway

Bitch, just be grateful you have foot pegs.

steve_2744

oh shit lost another one

Boxy

Not so Evil Kenevil

spydrmunkie

and the road runner finally meets his end

spydrmunkie

is this like sitting in the back facing seat in a station wagon?

Atlantis_Sky

He warned her before hand that she was going to have the ride of her life.

MadPhysicist

He thought that was a wheel on top of her helmet.

spydrmunkie

the next GTA secret mini-game.

CaptionDatAss

If you can read this, the bitch fell off!

CaptionDatAss

Riding bitch can be a bitch sometimes.

CaptionDatAss

Max blew such a horrible fart, his bitch fainted instantly.

CaptionDatAss

The Jane Honda Workout

CaptionDatAss

I love girls who wear skinny jeans. *drool*

OvaltinePatrol

Lord Humungus' hairdresser.

CaptionDatAss

She loves to ride bikers.

MC_Rap

Now look how we have to perform these late term abortions!

captainHamsack

And that kids, is how I pick up girls.

iamacarrot

Introducing: the one, the only: BIKESLUT! She's a blowup-doll AND a set of brakes! From Ronco!

MC_Rap

Sweetheart, I'm going to pop a little wheelie, so make sure you hold on tight to the children...okay?

CaptionDatAss

She passed out 'cause she was wheelie 'tire'd.

peteyk

damn knuckle draggers

CaptionDatAss

Mad Max became Sad Max after his bitch fell off and died. :'(

Archer1138

rohipnol, wonder drug

CaptionDatAss

"Yeah, he's hot, but he gave me a (road) rash."

CaptionDatAss

Mad Max became Glad Max after his bitch fell off and died. :')

CaptionDatAss

The slutty cow from June 4th makes a second appearance... as a leather jacket!

CaptionDatAss

I've heard of motorbikes, but not motordykes...

CaptionDatAss

Stunt dyke on a stunt bike.

MC_Rap

Breakdancing gets more challenging

West2East2West

Motorcycle position....

Bosque

In an ongoing attempt to defeat parachutists, cyclists were behind for a leap due to base jumping, but the new "Mohawk Grinding" holds the promise of becoming the most suicidal sport ever!

Ithaqua

Jerry Springer Softtail

SFHGuitarist132

Its all fun and games til ur girlfriend falls off the back of ur crotchrocket and rips all of the back half of her body's skin off XD

sickeny

men lure: just take off shirt for instant lure

Punisher

Narcolepsy can strike any time.

Nightpath

A new and inventive way to get rid of a bitch

rgsupergrover

here just grab my hand and I will drag you off the ground

queeftastical

A pink landing strip helmet bush. I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?

ka_la_la_lira

Was I the only one to notice Abe Lincoln was the doctor in yesterday's craption!?

queeftastical

Keegling really pays off. Her pussy suction exercise is the only thing holding her on.

BrittanyLeigh90

It's my understanding that the pink mohawk actually cushions the blow. She doesn't feel a thing!

rivrav

they would've helped her but the biker forgot to wear his 'if you can read this the girl fell off' jacket

Deimos

Mad Max 4:The passion of the wastelander Mel Gibson,you crazy person.

Zacoftheaxes

The pink mohawk on the helmet is far more dangerous than any fall.

quagmyre

Quit fooling around. It's 11:58, I need to get home to post my craption. If I don't get it posted by 12:15, it has to be funny...

Otrola24

A scene from Mortal Kombat 3. Directed by Micheal Bay.

dedpepper

My worst day ever: Catching a ride from Bean-Eater Bob.

dedpepper

My worst day ever: Getting a lift from Bean-Eater Bob.

georgivarious

Not shown, pizza she just sliced.

87gn

Coming home from the marriage counselor's office, Lance had his first good idea since he bought the bike without asking Trudy first.

Pitt

Bet he is wishing he wore his shirt that said, "If you can read this shirt, the bitch fell off!"

BrianFantana84

I told you to die your mohawk purple, bitch!

Wybo

Whenever I do a wheelie I shit myself in fear, my shit is so scared that its a fucking woman.

shamefullyWeak

Mom always said, "Just because you're siamese twins joined at the knee/torso doesn't mean you can't travel together."

timp

Uh, when I asked you to go down on me, I didn't mean...

stardust2

Optimus Prime does not appreciate having to do all these 'wheelies'.

jookytx

Grand Marshall of San Franciso's Gay Ride Parade

NightOwl26335

Wheely Cycle Prices: Driver: $20 / Back: Sliding scale with slow drag

DeathDivine

I wish wish he was this energetic and enthusiastic when he rides me!

ozone

your getting close to get me off.

Dale7759

ugh, Women are always dragging us down, so now lets drag on of them instead!

rinkster

Street sweeping ain't easy

TreyMalecki

Crap.

BluGil

It doesn't work like that damnit, its not GTA!

BluGil

It doesn't work like that damnit! Its not GTA!

FrostLight

Actually, Dave's friends told him to put an extra 'wRench' in his pocket...

dgomr

..And my period just begun.

tinin

Then man clapping in the corner is her ex.

pbunyan568

Due to budget cuts, street sweepers needed a faster way to get the job done.

MC_Rap

Andrew McCarthy in Mannequin 22: Electric Boogaloo

AnarchyRocker

Oh well, not like I haven't done it this way before...

lokizzo

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!

D.O.A

AUTO-BOTS TRAN...TRANS...TRANSFOR....AHH FUCK IT !

wolfgirl90

The Karma Sutra: 21st century edition.

Cradlejack

If you can read this, the bitch fell off.

BillWilliams

Mommy! Mommy! I want a Miley Cyrus belt buckle too.

BillWilliams

Desperate to get him to pay his parking tickets, Clotsop County clamps Freddy's "sickle."

yoda

There are better ways to clean the streets.

BillWilliams

Test rider Freddy doesn't think much of Suzuki's new airbag.

BillWilliams

That was one D'elicious orgasm.

Justin_Ian

What's everyone looking at?

BillWilliams

How do you guys like my new Avator?

Ashfan89

Okay, on 3. 1, 2- SHIT!

Guzzler

Any one else hoping the cocky arse falls off? Now that would be entertaining

Ranger

WOMEN ARE A FUCKING DRAG!

KindOfLost

Bitch yawned.

StaticID

Karma Sutra EXTREME! Available in stores now

Lihiro

Somehow, I think our copy of the Kama Sutra is mistranslated.

Spunk

Not Pictured: Dignity

Spunk

This is why you have to get rid of them before rigor- mortise sets in.

cha0sunity

I think there are better ways for a girl to prove she's flexible

turkeyslapper

My 'Spore' creature garnered much attention

Spunk

Have you seen our dog? It's about this big..

Spunk

I told you not to scream It's my birthday again

Coughman

the economy has hit the street sweepers the hardest

captcranberry

Siamese twins joined knee to ass demonstrate their can-do spirit.

Spunk

I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue.

tej_mahal

they chose not to stop the activity that as breaking their heads...

MightyScott

I was born riding a chopper.

hotsauce126

You did WHAT? Get out.

stainedfungus

the bike didnt appreciate the tacky pink mowhawk on the helmet.

vincdrk

Holy shit jeanne this is´nt Titanic,Stop!!!

H1tman007

Arval Knarval was taking auto-eroticism to the extreme!!

H1tman007

PLEASE...DONT...FART!!!

peelmaster

ZZZZZZ

MarcHecht

The Superman recently morphed into a popular sex position

jconnormcl

is that a pink mohawk creeping out the helmet

jconnormcl

is that a pink mohawk coming out of that helmet?

ImaginaryDurden

The one guy clapping is happy that his plan went so smooth.

lleritas

What's really impressive is his doing it all with ONE hand

Sethsquatch

See? I told you we didn't a giant truck to be street sweepers!

spoochy

no dude, i mean I reeaaally smoked an ewok