Other Craptions

I'd do her.

What Evangelicals think an abortion looks like.

Michael Swaim's basement

Jon and Kate plus 9 didn't have the same pizazz.

Newspaper, a rubberband, and steel wool? I dont know MacGyver, I think you're over your head on this one...

Robert couldn't wait to get back at the alien bastard for all that anal probing!!

the $10 man

There were some minor complications with your plastic surgery. We lost your penis.

The new episodes of House are just trying too hard

CSI: E.T

Maybe the surgery would have gone better if we hadn't done it in the Men's room.

O.K Michael, but this is the LAST plastic surgery.

The worst porn set ever.

It's Alive! II: It's Dead.

How are newspaper clippings a medical instrument?

Subject: One-and-a-half feet tall, possible Multiple Personality Disorder, suffered third degree burns while trying to save his "Precious".

Alien vs. Child Predator

Mary Kate Olsen lies in the make up chair, and waits for the magic to happen.

Prom Night Dumpster Baby

These Old Navy commercials are starting to creep me out.

Okay, now let's have a look at Uranus...

I thought Chris Hansen was supposed to step in a little sooner.

The humiliation of airport security checks: Not just for humans anymore.

Yes i had birth.

ET phone medicare

So I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is that the surgery didn't take and you're dead. The good news is I've got a date for Saturday night.

Why did you have to kill E.T

If this thing ever gets exposed or somehow escapes we just make up a new disease and tell the world he's a child infected with it. Does swine flu sound good?

more LSD stat!

"Time of death, Stardate 4311.56..."

"...Do you think Angelina would take it?"

Not again, Blortz! You know you can't handle Earth's vodka!

Doc, if I don't make it, tell Mzlcachebünr1-4 I love her.

What's funny is this is the first photo in three weeks that won't get "FAKE" captions.

"We can rebuild him... I just don't want to. I mean... Look at him. Jesus Christ monkey balls."

Do you promise to behave Rebecca? Then you can come back from the corner time-out.

Holy hell what is wrong with that doctor's left hand?

More great Investigative News from Fox...

ha ha Admiral Ackbar it was a trap

Creepiest dental office ever

"Nikto ... I said NIKTO, you idiot! Klaatu barada NIKTO!!"

Kids - this is what happens if you don't eat your vegetables.

Colonics are draining

CSI: Roswell

Clip from the upcoming "Stargate: Some Asshole's Basement."

Listen, if you won't take me to the restroom at least put the newspaper under my arse.

"Is it safe, E.T.? IS IT SAFE?!?"

Looks like they used most of their budget for the fake alien and had to swipe a couple mannequins from Good Will.

Signs 2: The Retarded