Other Craptions

Somewhere, someone is jerking off to this (Hint: it's me)

After running away from the farm the only work Elsie could find was as a stripper.

So THAT'S a "bull dyke."

My captions aren't funny, I just vote for myself a lot and use a bad pun....Hugh Heifer.

Great, now I've got a T boner.

Ironically, you're supposed to give HER the handjob.

Hank quickly put his Beer Goggles back on.

Due to the recent trend of smaller utters, Hugh Heifer choses a more petite playcow for his Mrs. November spread.

MOM????

Got milk?

After getting ripped by Trump, Rosie O'donnell's could only book gigs as a freak show...

I'm not looking forward to seeing the World of Warcraft live-action movie now.

Apparently Old McDonald had more than just a farm...

Give it up for Miss Wisconsin

Drag Cow Disease.

She's got a horse face, chicken breasts and a body like a cow. She's perfect!! Thanks, eHarmony!

"Fuck you for setting me up with that Blind date, you KNOW I hate girls that wear Jewelry..."

The Red Light district in Oklahoma

The most popular wet dream in India

When I sobered up I realized how utterly ugly she really was.

More like bo-fine if you ask me.

Oprah has REALLY let herself go.

Elsie, honey, you're wearing your bra wrong.

"In other news, Rosie O'Donnell was molested on the street today. Police say she ate the attacker. Back to you, Jim.."

David Carradine HAD to kill himself after sleeping with this Thai prostitute! ...too soon?

I don't care what she looks like, she's half naked and horny!

Wild thing, I think you mooo-ooove me.

Obviously getting bit by a radioactive cow is not as cool as getting bit by a radioactive spider

Dammit Britney, put on some panties!

"Eat Mor Jerk Chikin"

That hand is beginning a beautiful Journey

Nip Slip

Sadly, somewhere, there's some bull tired of fucking that

Oh!?! You said you like CUD in your mouth. My bad

Always in the MOOd

Finally emerging from the labyrinth the minotaur wasn't what anyone expected!!

Nice Teets.

Holy bitch, that's a huge cow

Tell you what, I'll sleep with you when cows start walking upright and wearing gypsy clothes...oh, goddammit!

Todd, I think you're right, shoulda made em apes. I don't think Planet of the Cows will work

Alright, bitches, who ordered the CHEESEBURGER!

Proof that no matter how much fat chicks dress up, their still cows.

Only two things came for Texas and well, this is both of them.

Nobody suspected Bessie that fateful day the Burger King was assassinated

Iran's entree in the 2009 Miss Universe Pageant

this is why i don't invite people over to the house mom.

And they said it couldn't be done

Oh, oh, oh, OH......AGH!........Ahhhhhhhhhh! ...(*pant-pant*)....shit......all over the monitor...(*puff*)(*wheeze*).....thanks alot, Cracked......

Yes, I'd like the tattoo to be of a chicken, thanks.