Other Craptions

Now THAT guy is well-hung.

You see what happens when you screw around in Flag-Folding Class!

Mahoney!!!!!

"HA HA! Wore my extra stretchy undies, Bullies!"

Quit being such a flag and get down...

In the Chinese military, THIS is how you "frag the officers."

Chen, your renovation-fu is weak. Demoted to "human flag!"

You can take the girl out of pole dancing, but you can't take pole dancing out of the girl.

The least popular fetish on the entire internet ever.

Yuri missed his days with the Bolshoi Ballet.

"Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash." --Winston Churchill

I'm not letting go of this flag until somebody brings me a pair of pants that are not split up the crotch!

Next...Open wide....okay lower the tea bag machine

Over-Sized Spider Web ... Approach With Caution!

its really a bitch to fold him up at night

"Reception looks great. Now don't move."

Flying a flag at half mast doesn't have to be a somber occasion.

Police Academy 8: China

In China, He'd be the "Poletariat"!

Learning from the popularity of public executions in the olden days, The San Francisco Police Department attempt to garner the same success out of public cavity searches.

"Just a matter of time Steve, the North Koreans gotta take the bait."

She decided to hang herself AND put the flag at half-mast - way to save people time!

"Watch out... Judy's on the rag again"

"Stop screaming...we've been doing this since 1939!"

David Blaine ... Steet Magic.

Gay Pride in the San Francisco police department.

Don't ask, and they won't tell.

And the closing down of Guantanamo Bay went without a hitch...

CIA Agents are trained in the latest Dick Cheney torture technique: The Atomic Wedgie

That's what I said! Booby traps!

Tether balls!!!

Clown College ROTC

To honor all the bullies lost in the Gulf War, nerds will be hung at half mast today.

Salute the flag you idiots.

Officer Dixon tried to cover his eyes but it was too late. Herb "Hermaphrodite" Wellington had been aptly nicknamed.

"Okay, pole looks shiny enough. You can come down now."

Hanging Bill in the air was the perfection distraction so no one could see Jeff humping his beloved pole

Who needs DP when you've got THIS?

Apparently the guy in the back sees it necessary to salute.

Next time, leave pole vaulting to the professionals, Sergeant.

FU too, renovation!

Oh, look: they lowered the fag to half-mast!

Police Academy 23: We've Run Out of Ideas

Flagged as Gay!

Can you see Russia yet, Mrs. Palin?

The academy's "special" branch.

When the commissioner said to flag down Jim, he didn't really mean to literally "flag" him down

Is that a flag pole in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

They told the new recruit to mount their pole.