You can take the girl out of pole dancing, but you can't take pole dancing out of the girl.
jtklove
"Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash." --Winston Churchill
I'm not letting go of this flag until somebody brings me a pair of pants that are not split up the crotch!
jmble
Learning from the popularity of public executions in the olden days, The San Francisco Police Department attempt to garner the same success out of public cavity searches.
Leaf
She decided to hang herself AND put the flag at half-mast - way to save people time!
getittwistd
CIA Agents are trained in the latest Dick Cheney torture technique: The Atomic Wedgie
bilbo1
To honor all the bullies lost in the Gulf War, nerds will be hung at half mast today.
Tessica
Officer Dixon tried to cover his eyes but it was too late. Herb "Hermaphrodite" Wellington had been aptly nicknamed.
Bui
Hanging Bill in the air was the perfection distraction so no one could see Jeff humping his beloved pole
geniuswaitress
I think when you run someone's underwear up the flagpole, you're supposed to take them off first.
Bui
When the commissioner said to flag down Jim, he didn't really mean to literally "flag" him down
HUMLY
North Korea new premier will have to go through the proper hazing before Kim Jong Il gives him the post.
cptnpeacocksuit
Ok, I guess the answer is five. It takes five policemen to take down a flag.
jessen
So Steve was demoted, and the flag was sent to respond to a domestic disturbance on Ninth Street.
bubblebrain
The gerbil insertion scene cut from Richard Gere's "An officer & A Gentleman"...
jmiland1
Oh, good, the latest publicity shot from "Police Academy IX: Nobody Even Fucking Cares Anymore"
Zenejinzorin
Usually they let you take the underwear off before stringing it up the flagpole.
Boondoggle
Naturally, when the Sarge said he was gonna' string me up by the balls...I mean, I just thought...
Boondoggle
Oh sure, its all fun and games until someone gets anally impaled on a flag pole.
Boondoggle
Sir, I have to be honest. I don't think "Nazi On A Stick" IS going to be the craze that sweeps the nation.
JimTarbuck
Too embarrassed to point out he'd made a mistake in the simplest of tasks, Officer Liu decided to pretend he'd meant it all along.
Patrickivan
SKIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Patrickivan
Now THAT is a hard on you can proudly fly your flag from... er, and your girlfriend?
FrostLight
"And that's what you get for hanging the 'Renovation FU' banner! We're renovating whether you like it or not!"
crazyivan
The new police academy flag didn't set well with some people, but you had to admit it got the point across
dancetroll
Renovation Fu! We put the "fu" back in "we have no idea what we are FUcking doing..."
dandaman
The new high-class gay British porno, "Up Your Chimney", was forced to resort to embarrassing film locations.
crazyivan
Jim played his accordian while Frankie merrily danced a jig, but neither noticed Nancy slowly strangling to death mere feet above their heads.
crazyivan
And while they're busy doing that... I'll have the run of the city!!! MWAHAHAHAA!
geniuswaitress
Cops and World's Funniest Videos merge to make one huge summer replacement hit.
Julius_Goat
I don't know what it is, but I suspect it means that the terrorists have already won.
dpollok
Would you please let me remove my boxers before you run them up the flag pole next time?
Priapism
No - France did NOT surrender, they applauded the funniest thing they have seen since Jerry Lewis.
Truthiness
You know what they say: Innovation is a product of genius, renovation is a product of stupidity.
dpollok
You know Johnson, it would have been easier to lower your woobie down than to climb up and get it.
vilculiao
Chilean police department. Since 1939 searching for integrity, knowledge and crunched balls.
Pray_For_Mojo
No matter what North Korea decides to do with their flag the man in the back knows you always salute.
vilculiao
all the toilets were clean, so the captain had to figure out another way to punish fag officers.
dpollok
Budget cuts have forced Border Patrol agents to use unorthodox means of surveillance.
Leaf
So Seargent Cunningham... didn't believe me when I said I'd put this pic on the web if you didn't rip up that traffic ticket, eh?!? Enjoy the show, bitch!!
Pitt
These guys are the reason the military imposed a strict No-Slapstick Rule during flag ceramonies!
manofsticks
BBC reports that the British have found a new execution method, which is supposed to be an alternative to hanging.
Pitt
Spielberg releases footage from his new movie... Police Academy 73: Mahoney's Grandson Joins the Police
CaptionDatAss
Jenny's police-officer-themed stripper routine didn't go over so well down at the station.
WarrenGHarding
Frustrated by their incompetence, the cop fired his compatriots, and hired a construction worker, a sailor, a cowboy and a Native American to better realize his artistic vision.
DevinP
"...and then Major Mario took down the castle flag before proceeding to the next level."
infectionk
"Alright - Timmy, when you reach to top make sure you have the frisbee before we get you down."
CooperSolano
No matter how heroic Lieutenant Wilkers image becomes, he will always be my middle school bully.
Fealiks
No, I like the new design, don't get me wrong... it's just a little... anthropomorphic...
TBaggins
The military claims it's fine with gays in service, but Private Smith would be removed from active duty tomorrow after saluting the fabulous flag.
CaptionDatAss
Murphy, have you seen all those uppers we confiscated from the drug dealer? Murphy...?
CaptionDatAss
Photo shoot for the new police department motivational poster, "Hang In There!"
CaptionDatAss
Coming out of the closet was simple for Officer Bruno. He simply showed his fellow officers that he liked riding poles.
CaptionDatAss
Nobody knows who the Keystone Cops are anymore, so I won't even bother referencing them... and yet, I just did. I'm a fucktard.
TreyMalecki
Captain: How in the hell did you get up there?!! Cadet: Sir, even I don't know how I got up here... *facepalm*
Gil78
"Next time hit it harder, he's got to hit the bell at the top. How else are we going to win the regiment a new teddy mascot!"
Boondoggle
I have a feeling I could come up with a hilarious caption if I wasn't all doped up on cough syrup right now...so...like...never mind.
hizerkyte
It may not be obvious at first... but this is Her Royal Majesty's 5th "Gettin' Jiggy Wid' It" Battallion. Training Hard!
Frostbitphoenix
Yeah, we figured that if we hung the rookie out in a funny flag and painted him with make up, he'd make a pretty good obstacle for the base's front-door putt-putt course.
FrostLight
They weren't sure just what came out when Lt. Dan was 'pinataed', but the metal detector revealed a disturbing secret...
Styre
This is really a screenshot from the next Police Academy Movie, Steve Guttenberg plays the Commandant.
rockymcrock
'And it is with this commemorative statue that we remember all those lost in the war against the Flagpoles.'
imacipod
It makes you wonder...who took the picture? Did the police ask for it as "evidence" and it now leaked over the internet?
picc01
The gay pride patrol put their fag at half mast in honor of the loss of one of their own.
dying_in_back
See, the gays, they play putt-putt golf just like the rest of us. Well, maybe not EXACTLY like the rest of us...
getittwistd
Not Pictured: Eminem storming out of North Korea after having Kim Jong Il's ass in his face.
Transom
Let's run it up the flagpole and see who salutes. Fans of "Dancing With The Stars?" Well, now we know.
svartorm
Hoisting members of your squad by their underwear remains a popular hazing ritual in Japan.
arm66
Unlike during the daily raising of the FLAG, no one really salutes during the daily raising of the FAG.
Surfdudeboy
"Traitors of our country get their underware put on the flagpole. Why are we putting YOU on the flag?You just really piss us off"
houseman
A recent AP poll found that 25% of people don't take their job seriously anymore...
rockymcrock
'Hey you walking away!... You have the power! Evil triumphs when good men do nothing!... NOTHINGGGGGG!'
Skinny_Pete
...and in Sweden, the overabundance of hot ladies is such a problem they have to find new use for them
buddywts
When Canadians camp- the natural shit-ticket of choice is a LEAF!!!!!!! choke on that shit.
Exodiafinder687
The only reason North Koreas missiles suck is because they spend most of their time reenacting the Revenge of the Nerds movies.
rockymcrock
Guy in background: 'Yeah yeah thats very funny... but what did you do with my car?'
picc01
"Blackbird flying in the dead of night...take this broken flag and learn to fly..."
TheGuv68
...And the monkey wraped his tail around the flag pole to show his asshole to the people, and he did
Pray_For_Mojo
Bob thought, that this being the 51st time this has had happened, that there had to be a better way at raising their flag.
TommyTen
While Kim Jong Il has been givin a pass on many audacious claims in the past, "My underwear is wedgie proof" was too much of a temptation for the Nort Koreans.
Pitt
"Umm, I thought I was hired to ride on top of some circus rings..." "Shut up punk, that was yesterday!"
TommyTen
While Kim Jong Il has been givin a pass on many audacious claims in the past, "My underwear is wedgie proof" was too much of a temptation for the North Koreans.
mc.notlovin
"Sergent Sickals why is Commander Fronts hanging by his trosers."Because he studying in chafing
NightOwl26335
Henceforth, the cadet's loyalty to the Military Acedemy was never questioned.
buddywts
When the candy comes flying out of her- no one will even remember how much work it was getting her up there....
NightOwl26335
I am telling you, son, there is no compelling reason to do this, there is no active military draft
DangerousBob
PING PONG CHUNG WONG-A TONG! ~Translations~ :GET ME DOWN FROM HERE! Captain Chui could only sigh at the crazy antics of Chunoodle.
NightOwl26335
Kudos to this french military academy for not raising the customary white flag
NightOwl26335
This is a dont ask, dont tell academy, but it begs the question, is this cadet a little light in the loafers?
NightOwl26335
... and that ends the story of why I never go to pole dancing shows, ever ....
NightOwl26335
If this doesn't make the army rethink its Army of One slogan, nothing will.
Kramminator
At the academy's mini-golf course, the commandant looks up and thinks "How am I going to get the ball into THAT hole?"
Harlond
The soldiers didn't really care for Larry's wants to fulfill his dreams as a pole dancer.
grafton
Looks like "Carry On Coppin'" is going to suck. Well, what can you do when Sid James and Kenneth Williams won't be in it.
CaptionDatAss
Scene from the NYPD Blue / Sliders crossover tv show. (Get it??? The cop's sliding down the pole!)
gitsum
On graduation day all of the fire fighting cadets slide down the pole dressed in their favorite toga - some traditions will never die!
CaptionDatAss
Bad boys, bad boys, watcha gonna do? Watcha gonna do when I can't come after you 'cause I'm stuck on a fucking flagpole!
CaptionDatAss
Sally was a cop by day and a stripper by night, but then she decided to combine both careers.
Noedalmxy
At his court marshal, Lt. Swanson was dishonorably discharged after pleading gay.
jmonk
When west point cadets threaten to run the WAV's panties up the flagpole they don't waste any time. around!
ITEOTW333
An unfortunate outfit choice by Martha found her serving as the stand-in flag, while the real one was cleaned
edge1001
Due to the recession, police departments across the country have expanded the duties of their vice squads.
CaptionDatAss
If I read one more fucking caption about North Korea, I'm gonna choke a bitch!!!
H1tman007
Obama's new 'compulsary anal probe for all police officers' bill was having mixed results.
HowlMAR
Oh my, I didn't know the military celebrated Father's Day - quick, grab a stick!
Spider-man
You're going to half to stay there as a reminder of why flagpole drinking games are off-limits.
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