Other Craptions

And now the Guiness Book of World Records for the Largest Body Piercing goes to.....

Vanessa finally achieves the big "O"

Cirque du So Labia

Sure it's inconvenient, but it's the best birth control I've ever used.

Most people just want to get rid of their tapeworms.

It's how she rolls...

you think thats impressive, wait til they set it on fire!

Well, it's pleasing her more than you ever could, isn't it?

I want to ride my dykecycle, I want to ride my dyyyyke...

i wonder what her gynecologist charges for overtime...

Guardian of my Cock Ring.

The Stripper pole is so 2008!

Not pictured: a ten foot tall hamster in a ringmaster's outfit.

I haven't watched any hentai in ages. I wonder if it's changed much?

She blew out her o-ring

Where will you be when diarhea strikes?

Cirque de sole-gasm

The Rube Goldberg sex toys, while impressive, were never quite practical.

Me: "baby- come here and check out this craption!" Wife: "WTF?" Me: "Can you do this for me?!?!" Wife: "Fuck off"

Meals on Wheels 2.0

Hey lady, I think your tampon fell out.

Hoeflex.

Much to the magician's surprise, Madonna could separate the rings with no problem.

I knew that Judge Sotomayer would have to jump through hoops to get confoirmed, but this is ridiculous.

She's coming full circle

That's how she rolls.

the long awaited crossover between Cirque du Soleil and the Vagina Monologues left many in tears

So I can tell my girlfriend this is a circus, right?

Hoop Dreams: The Porno

Sir, you owe me a coke, she could only get half in.

Mom?

The new and improved Thigh Master.

yazz is not for every woman, and may cause serious side effects

Okay..cue the hamster...where's the hamster? He's where....? Oooo...

Now THAT'S a circle jerk.

Take THAT, Britain's Got Talent.

Molly's piercings were starting to interfere with her gymnastics routine.

Told you you've never seen a real orgasm before.

She's been telling the manager that her stripper pole needed straightening, but he never listened.

Ringling Brothers' Two Ring Coitus.

Chuck Norris is gone, but he left his cock ring behind.

its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

A mormon and a scientologist walk into a bar.

Is that even legal in roller derby?

The Vermont driver's exams are particularly challenging this year.

a roller cooter

...and that is where baby hula hoops come from.

and this is the lady i get stuck behind at the metal detector

stay away...she's on her cycle