Other Craptions

careful, 1 in 3 has aids

Bob! Where's your bow? You look ridiculous!

These things are just shooting out of the store.

When you open the head you find 23 chromosomes and shame.

This is why you never masturbate near toxic waste.

The perfect flashlight when you go spelunking in a cave.

Damn, how are we going to market this salty, runny white Jell-o?

The next item on Oprah's Favorite Things... REACH UNDER YOUR CHAIRS, LADIES!!!

Japanese flashlights are built slightly different from ours.

The newest Family Guy toy, Quagmire sold separately.

Well, one thing can be said for the designer of this toy. He's got spunk.

spermpops, when traumatizing your kids cant come to early

Chuck Norris made a donation to the sperm bank.

In Japan, Sperm banks give you a little more bang for the buck

What the hell kind of transformer is this?!?

Without an egg to fertilize, sperm grow into very different looking children.

It's a gag gift...get it?

Japan has finally found it necessary to educate people on the dangers of unprotected tentacle rape.

I always knew Willy Wonka was a pedophile

The three stooges had humble beginnings...

New at Wank-Mart.

Oh my God, Japan. Just...oh my God.

How much is that semen in the window...

May 31st, 2009, birth control's mortal enemy is born.

One for each hole! Normal, western culture comprehension not included.

Japanese fathers don't like to talk to their daughters about sex so instead they just buy them a pack of these and pray to Buddah for the best

"Enlarge your penis" on-line purchases can have horrible results.

Popsy Toy Sperm. In case you want props for the Birds and Bees talk.

Before buying, ask for your dad spermission... er... Your dad's permission.

first?

The perfect vase for Valentine's Day. Or for presenting a corsage for your date to the prom.

sperm

new pool toys "make sure your wearing trunks"

The early stages of a giant.

How toystores are born.

FIRST!!!!

Fisher Price is so absorbed in the world of fishing that they didn't realise what their tadpole toys could be seen as.

Perez Hilton's cum.

Who would by this for their daughter?

Michael Jackson's Lawn Darts

Shaq's visit to the Japanese Sperm Bank doesn't go exactly as planned.

Sperm banks in San Francisco hand out gay sperm 67% of the time!

Forget what they look like, it's the taste that's the problem.

My girlfriend told me I wasn't 'man' enough, so I got her these.

Japanese memorial for the zillions of sperm lost at the Battle of Bukkake.

Warning: Do not ingest, do not get in eyes. May cause birth.

Toys 'r hers

So how much for the demon seed of Japan?

The perfect prop for explaining how babies are made!