Other Craptions

"Okay, that was good, but next time watch out for the ceiling fan!!"

All just to scare the fuck out of the janitor tonight.

Man! That guy is ripped!

This is insulting to Christians, gymnasts and zombies at the same time.

Cirque de AAAAAHHHHHHHH!

he's not going to win. he doesn't have the guts

The Mummy series takes a hilarious turn for the worse

Olympics meets Saw VI.

Imhotep's real passion was gymnastics, and by God he would be great!

The passion of the gymnast.

Sure he looks like crap, but at least he's smiling! I love a guy with a positive attitude!

Ethiopia got talent

The Special Olympics: Now with sixth degree burn victims!

Hell has a special place for gymnysts

Egypt's new guy for the Olympics has actually been around for a long time

Ha Ha! Your epidermis is showing!...wait...

See? My dead grandmother CAN do it better than you.

Hello Clarice

Why is HE exercising? So he can live longer?

Our next competitor has had to overcome great adversity to compete in the Olympics, mainly a flesh eating bacteria

Passion of the Christ 2: Yeah, His Body's Still Hanging There

I wonder why the trick-or-treaters never come to my porch.

Um, on second thought, kill the lights.

Gah stop making fucking hostel films.

And the gold goes t-OH MY GOD! *Hwuagh*

At least his dick was unharmed..

"Lord" Of The Rings: Return Of The King Of The Jews

It's so hard trying to write a craption with just one hand

Woah! That diet must have been murder, huh buddy?

Look. Coach said I needed to lose the weight to make it on the team, so.......

Special Olympics Macabre Division

Anyone else getting hungry for ribs?

Jeffrey Dahmer's food pyramid........

Well Hung.......

Saw V. TERRIFYING....and educational.

He looks okay, but he could use a little meat on his bones.

Look on the bright side: He's still got great form!

When did David Lynch start directing sports movies?

ORGANS ASSEMBLE!!!!

I've heard of acrobats, but not necrobats...

Ever since he started steroids, he's been so much more muscular, but he just hasn't been himself.

He also got the gold in skeleton.

For only 4.99 you can pick up your very own copy of Cadaver Cardio!(excludes shipping and handling)

"Put your birthday suit back on, you're scaring the kids!!!"

"What do I care if I win or not... It's no skin off my back...."

turns out x-ray goggles at the olympics was a bad idea

Well Bob, they don't call it trial and error for notin!

In the Special Olympics, it's what's on the inside that counts.

Horizontal stripes don't always make you look fat.....