Other Craptions

Chevy Impaler.

Detroit: Where even our cars get murdered

A stake through the transmission is the only way to kill a car that's been re-possessed...

Remember where we parked.

And on the third day, Optimus Prime will be resurrected.

at the fair, they sell everything on a stick

Vlad the Impaler started out as Vlad the Valet.

Well THERE'S your problem..

Skynet is self-aware, folks. And it's slashing prices all over the lot!

I think they're using steroids in the National Ringtoss League.

In an effort to curb global warming Texas sacrifices eight cars.

Redneck Space Needle

Slug Bug red!

Just in case you machines are thinking of taking over, let this be a warning, bitches!

Chuck Norris was here.

Genie: I'll give you 2 wishes Me: I want 8 cars and a Giant Rod!!!

Hobo highrise.

Welcome to Crazy Vlad's Auto Emporium!

Sometimes you just know, without asking, that they don't have any Grey Poupon.

"Can you drive stick?"

I don't know if it's art, but I know that I like it.

Carpooned.

" Looks like those Duke boys have done it again..."

Post-Apocalyptic Totem poles are going to be fucking AWESOME!

i'm not eating that! It's got a bug on it!

extreme jenga!

Godzilla's always leaving his toothpicks around.

OMG WTF CarBQ?

Oh, sure, parking is cheap, but there are drawbacks....

THIS.............IS..............DETROIT!!!

GM Memorial

the much needed spike in the auto industry

...and the legend goes that if anyone can dislodge the sword from all eight cars, he will inherit the crown of King of all Trailer Parks.

Sometimes, you really don't wanna read the CarFax report.

"Okay, Officer.... maybe one drink..."

It's an eight car pileup!

The local strip mall did not know what else to do to attract shoppers. Thankfully, their creativity paid off.

The American auto industry really got skewered in '09.

You drive to the Renaissance Fair.... you take your chances...

Of course, it's always the car on the bottom of the stack that has to get out first.

America, fuck yeah!

... And since that day, no one has ever parked for longer than the 2 hour limit.

Mr. Johnson, this is Allstate. We regret to inform you that we don't insure against acts of a vengeful God...

"Okay, now very slowly... retract the antenna..."

I head that Francis Ford Coppola is taking over for Michael Bay in the next "Transformers" movie.

Unhappy about their leadership, some Autobots took their own lives in a public spectacle.

Herbie?!?!?! NO! Why, God? Why?

Man. Hancock seems to have been keeping himself busy.

Take one down, pass it around . . .