Have you seen my dog??
When holding your boom box up to her window just isn't stalker-ish enough.
That's as far as he got on the Stairway to Heaven.
FAKE! The guitar isn't even plugged in!!!!!
"I don't see how this is pertinent to my interview..."
"He's doing his Air Guitar thing again."
To be fair to him, it does take drastic action for a bassist to be noticed.
cleaning windows with ROCK!
Funny, I thought he would be playing a Flying V.
Our parents generation had the Flying Elvis impersonators, we get the Flying Timberlakes.
"Asshole in the Sky With Diamonds"
"Tonight on American Idol, you get to vote to kill the members of Coldplay."