Other Craptions

Guitar Superhero.

When holding your boom box up to her window just isn't stalker-ish enough.

Air Guitar!!

That's as far as he got on the Stairway to Heaven.

FAKE! The guitar isn't even plugged in!!!!!

"I don't see how this is pertinent to my interview..."

"Where's Neo?" "He's doing his Air Guitar thing again."

To be fair to him, it does take drastic action for a bassist to be noticed.

cleaning windows with ROCK!

"Freebird!"

Funny, I thought he would be playing a Flying V.

Our parents generation had the Flying Elvis impersonators, we get the Flying Timberlakes.

"Asshole in the Sky With Diamonds"

"Heroes" has some pretty lame ideas for the next season.

"Tonight on American Idol, you get to vote to kill the members of Coldplay."

Five minutes later, Chad Kroger is arrested by the New York police. Why? Nickelback's music is considered a terrorist attack no matter who's playing it.

If it looks like a Matchbox 20 video and smells like a Matchbox 20 video, it's probably Gay Porn.

I concede to the guy with the craption "Have you seen my dog?"

All your bass are belong to us

The lead guitarist from air supply, is going back to wear it all started...

Hey, "air guitar" Craptioneers, how 'bout a nice cold glass of FUCK YOU?

Next on Mythbusters, if we drop this guy from the 50th floor will anybody care?

In the future, everyone will travel by guitar.

No, Mr. Bass Player. I expect you to die.

Guess where the amp is...

Uwe Boll is turning Guitar Hero into a movie?

What we really should be doing with James Blunt.

I agree we should hang Coldplay but by the neck god dammit...THE NECK !!!!!

Excuse me while I kiss the sky

Guitar Hero: Air-O-Smith

Captain Douchebag to the rescue!!

Split second before he slammed into an office window.

"Gentlemen... we shall now attempt to power the city harnessing only the raw power of Bono's suck."

"BEHOLD, men! Thine castle wall shalt not crumble! Our catapult ammunition has been depleted... Commander Bryan Adams what shall we do?" "There is only one solution... Hook me up."

What the fuck is David Blaine doing now?

He must be playing one of Fender's new Stratos-sphere-erecasters.

This isn't anything new. Most rock guitarist are high when they're playing.

Insert joke about yesterdays craption here

Guitar Hero VII- "Screw this, we don't have any more ideas"

Have you seen my god?

Don't worry, with the advances being made in CGI, we can easily remove the wires and add talent.

You should see the drummer.

For the love of God, SOMEBODY get that Les Paul out of that suicidal maniac's hands!

Douche from above!

Not shown: the guy being proposed to

Why should pigeons be the only ones who produce shit from high-altitudes?

Where's that confounded bridge ?

It's not as easy to build a city on Rock n' Roll as you might think.

Sir, that's not what "air guitar" means. Uh, sir...