Craptions Classics May 26, 2009

Really?!? On this side it's a urinal!!

Thomas Calnan

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"Did you press the Wong button?"

CavalierX

This caption is dongtacular.

Palindrome

Not the most subtle way to learn someone's pin number, but whatever works.

CRACKED Staff,David Wiens

Well, there's your problem right there. Your penis is caught in the slot.

I'd like to talk to you about Scientology...

vancha

In Japan if you get the top score, you become part of the video game.

WOITAS

What a helpful feature! Now I can punch a Chinaman when this machine frustrates me.

seannyb

No one can see the Emperor, not no way no how!

jeranther

japans most advanced glory hole

crhino

Lao!! It's yourself from the future!! Don't put your wang in the teller machine!!

Zaphod

Missuh Wizard of OZ, he no in! You reave message?

heytherejeffro

The first version of the Sexbot 3000 wasn't without it's glitches.

steeze_bucket

you want bro-job?

crhino
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