Other Craptions

...And that's why I was late for work.

They say that pictures are worth 1000 words but really, I think you need words to get this message across.

Sucker, you just got bitch slapped by the Atlantic Ocean.

I never got used to the public toilets in Japan.

Warning! Giant lobster claws in waist deep water!!

Dick Cheney's initial proposal for waterboarding

surfing error in your favor! collect $20

The really weird part is that this was posted outside of a petting zoo.

If only Pacman had paid attention to this warning sign he wouldn't be fending off ghosts now.

Beware: Tidal waves will sodomize Cyclops.

Caution: Moses is being a douche right now.

WARNING: Conan O'Brien's hair may be hazardous to your health.

Diarrhea struck me, and then France surrendered, and that`s why I was late for work. A new film by Michael Bay.

See. Because of me they now have a sign!

Danger - Barbara Streisend is in mating season.

If you lose a contact in the water, just let it go man. Just let it go.

Danger: Do not try to surf with four dildos in your mouth.

I'm sick of the white man making racist signs! Why is it always a black man who gets fucked up?

Have you met my girlfriend, Sue Nami?? She's a real knock-out!

Warning: Shit hits fan.

WARNING You are not Aquaman.

8-foot waves in the wading pool will really fuck your shit up.

If you try to do a front flip in the water to impress your friends, you will crack your face like an egg.

Caution: unclear signage ahead

Warning: Mafia body dumping zone ahead

It's the ancient egyptian hieroglyphic for 'shit's gonna go down.'

The tragic untold story of those who attempted to "Do the Dew" and failed.

Crackhead

Warning: Modern art exhibit ahead

Please don't do whatever the hell it is you're thinking of doing. Espcially in the water. Thank you.

Warning: The monster from Lost fucking hates you.

Warning: Potential YouTube fodder ahead.

Extraordinarily tasty sand ahead.

Warning: THis is still less painful than seeing a Ben Affleck movie.

Only the penitent man will pass

Warning: The ocean is only one foot deep, so diving in from some sort of robot thing is not a good idea.

OM NOM NOM NOM

Reply hazy, try again. Outlook not so good.

It's a shame Jonah didn't notice the warning sign...

Warning: Do not dive wearing a Venom costume or carrots will fly out of your head.

Warning: Totally epic-fail coming up, dude!

Caution: Do not chomp the surf.

Warning: The porpoise has crabs.

the instructions for this nutcracker are a tad confusing

Warning: People unclear on the concept of doing the wave

Some waterparks are a lot of fun. Not this one.

Warning: Trying to figure out what this sign means may make your head explode.

...and that's why my Craption from last month was stolen be s_b.

Free Willy 5: Willy's Revenge