Other Craptions

He's half the man he used to be.

You can't walk around topless!!

L.A. drive-by slicings are becoming increasingly common throughout the city

Damn! I left myself in my other pants!

I take it a 69's out of the question then?

Honey, I'm telling you for the last time, stop sticking that katana out the car window.

I'm bisectual...

Predator needs to remember that his new slacks aren't equipped with active camoflage.

I swear to God, if anyone says that it's yesterday's bottom half, I will kill you!

I Know What You Did Last Craption

On judgement day the top half of Eric ascended to heaven but God decided the bottom half of Eric had done too much nasty stuff...

Poor guy, he needs a dirty magazine just to flag down a taxi...

"Ha! Now that I'm invisible I can sneak into the girl's lockerroom. Hey, why is that child crying?"

That guy is totally waisted.

Sadly, Bill realized his better-half had left him.

So this is how the other half lives.

It's a pretty safe bet he's a bottom.

"It only really sucks when I have to wipe."

Oh, this must be the Brotherhood of the Traveling Pants, then.

The police described the criminal as "the usual, spineless convict". Catching him was easy as he was completely unarmed.

Lose weight the fast and easy way - BISECT YOURSELF!

Those damn divorce lawyers!

"Yo britches, wazzup?"

David Blaine will pay for this. HE. WILL. PAAAAY!

*Punchline* 'To get to the body shop!'

I swear to god i'd lose my head if it weren't bolted to my....wait a minute?

When Ron said he needed to get something off his chest, no one knew he was actually talking about his chest.

You try hitch hiking with your penis instead of a thumb...

Come on. Cut me some slack(s).

"Get off the street, you ass! you blind or something?" Pete regretted his words as soon as he uttered them...

Worst mugging ever.

While helping the old man to cross the street, the boy scouts decided to make two trips...

Ed took Half Life way too seriously.

What do you mean, perfect boyfriend?

Presumably on his way to a topless bar..

Ben was a "cup half empty" kind of guy.

Wow, guys, did you see that helicopter? It was flying REALLY low... guys? Guys?

I'm... too sexy for my pants...

SCOTTY!!! BEAM THE REST DOWN!

Harry's invisibility cloak shrunk in the wash!!

Dude, where's my torso?

Wait, let me guess: tomorrow's Craption picture is a disembodied pair of arms.

WARNING: Contains nuts

I wish I didn't have to worry about appearances.. Oh fuck off genie!!

Poor man waited for that NYC taxi ride forever. FOREVER!!!

Didn't ZZ Top have a song about this guy?

when i asked the genie for a perfect woman, i figured she'd be able to do the dishes.

"I see dead nether regions"

Jeez, this is despicable! That one sign in the top right is missing an "H" or an "M" for Hotel or Motel. Now how am I supposed to judge the quality?!