Other Craptions

"I'm sexy. Pass it on."

Its only gay if you make eye contact

Don't worry, they're unarmed.

I am curious how they are able to do the sit ups needed to get abs like that

An exclusive look into how boy bands are conceived, moulded and created

Chain male.

Victor's Secret

This is where Mark Wahlbergs come from.

You don't want to know what kind of badge you get for doing this in Boy Scouts.

My worst fear has come true. A CPR dummy that can turn it's head to avoid my sexual advances.

Hey, flip top head, cool. Hey, flip top head, cool.

George Takei's house.

Plastic: the other OTHER white meat

What disturbs me is the box of latex gloves on the desk.

You should see how big the Pez is.

According to the statistics, 2 of those dummies should have outies.

Placing one of these at a urinal brings hilarious results

The special olympics newest sport for quadruple amputees, synchronized head turning.

They're....too sexy for their shirts, and arms, and legs apparently.

Now had they looked to the left, they would have seen the fucking train coming!

I'm sorry, but this is the worst police lineup ever.

6 degrees to Kevin Bacon

At the end of this is a drunk Perez Hilton.

STEP ONE: remove all potential obstructions to the air passage, including any clothing, jewelry, or even the victim's limbs

The new Spock prepared for his role by having busts made of every expression Nimoy used in his career as Spock.

I never understood before now why Mom told me not to run with scissors.

Billy Mays here for the Guido 2000

The Orlando Bloom sexdolls wasn`t exactly flying off the shelves.

And on the seventh gay, God rested.

Delivery for Mr. Clay Aiken...

The 2009 international association of quadriplegics get's off to a rocky start when someone drops a tray and everyone looks to see how he was carrying anything in the first place.

Wow, I knew Skynet was losing the war, but...

"Pssst. Are you missing your penis too?"

The Zac Efron model of CPR trainers seems to be best suited for all-girl Catholic schools.

Disneyworld's "High School Musical" ride is gonna be AWESOME!!!

That’s a pretty poorly thought-out chain of command.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Hey guys look....limbs!!!

And down here you have the basement...oh. shit. That's just my collection of umm,...uh,...hey, wanna see the upstairs?

Cloning Steve-O was probably the biggest stunt-gone-wrong for Jackass.

I went to school with guys like this

39 seconds later, pants suspenders.

So... how can we market PEZ dispensers to the gay community?

ew, ugly person, look away

"May the Torso be with you . . . always."

Maybe it's time for an intervention.

Finally, after years of captivity, Liberace's fellatio boys are finally seeing the light of day

Johnny Got His Gun part II is going to be fabulous.

In a mistake that will haunt her forever, Heather accidentally sent off for "The Machinist Christian Bale" doll collection instead of the "Bruce Wayne Christian Bale" collection.