Other Craptions

Space Station Prank #1: telling the cosmonaut that the bathroom is surrounded by one-way mirrors.

Where will you be when diarhea strikes?

Shite at the Museum

I knew the Bioshock movie was gonna suck when Uwe Boll signed up.

Time-outs for astronauts

A museum so boring, even the exibits have to sit down and take a nap.

What? I like the smell of my farts.

After cleaning the museum on August 17, 2014, they realized the suit wasn't empty...

The first made Bender!

The Kasakstani Space Program shows of their new space-suits.

I need to poo... but I don't know how.

Rosie O'Donnell's gynocologist needed special equipment.

David Blaine's pajamas

The Hall of Uncomfortable Swimwear, Smithsonian Institute, Washington D.C.

If it moves, i'm outta here.

Bioshame.

Megaman's lesser known foe, Washingmachineman

oh wait here's a description European full body chastity belt circa 1890... interesting

Rodin's lesser know sculpture, "The Sinker".

The bathroom graffiti in space is in binary code.

Let's see, last thing I remember... I was protesting outside the Kremlin...

"In 2009, assholes will assume that this old scuba suit is an astronaut suit."

The New Orleans Museum has their Egyptian exhibit ready for the next emergency!

Solution to getting Swine Flu

Museum of unnatural civilization

This swine flu prevention tip is brought to you by the fine folks at Acme.

only place left in LA where you can smoke

Big Daddy's ancient ancestor, Big Grandaddy.

real big daddies... allot less terrifying

AND YOU'RE GONNA STAY IN THERE UNTIL YOU REMEMBER THAT IT'S NOT NICE TO EAT BEAN BURRITOS AND BEER BEFORE A LONG CAR RIDE, ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!

Note to self, stop granting last wishes just before the gas chamber.

Buzz Aldrin spends hours alone wishing he could have been the first man to walk on the moon

The Space Museum: celebrating the first hundred years of BDSM

"Tool Music Video Museum, third floor: claustrauphobia, crippling depression, amputations, abominations of nature."

"Fuckin' Scooby-Doo"

why, Oh why would i invest my whole 401k in chrysler

Come see the utterly depressing exhibit commemorating suicide by carbon monoxide poisoning

Now where did I put that Little Sister?

Although the billionaire had payed good money to go to space, he couldn't help thinking that the Russian Government had skimped on his space suit.

This friggin' elevator's goin' nowhere.

All he wanted to know was written right in front of him, but some ass printed it backwards

William Shat-in-here

5 minutes later, naval dive suit tester Mancuso reported back to the engineers that the suit desperately needed a drop flap.

The sexual pervert Hall of Fame.

Ground control to major Tom...

19th century gynecologists had it tough.

Why do I have the feeling that museums in 1000 years time will be misinformed about the past?

well, you should have gone before you put the suit on!

Give it up David Blaine...its over....no one cares anymore