Craptions Classics May 21, 2009

Virgin: Origins

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Yeah, I get mistaken for him a lot. I'm actually Captain Ass.

Fuzzy Wuzzy wuz a Fag

michaeldrew

Sadly, this is the best Captain America we can hope for under Obama.

CavalierX

I see this guy's a little fuzzy on the concept of patriotism...

CavalierX

The sad part is, somewhere in the world, someone is masturbating to this picture right now.

stephensunday

Captain Albania.

Brett-Butler

If he rubs his feet on the carpet he could set the whole building on fire.

Truthiness

Dear World: He's not with us. Signed, FurCon

dandaman

OH THANK GOD, IT IS FUZZY....I thought my vision had blurred from a stroke, or something....

mabogo

He's looking for Nick Furry.

ChaseMitchell

To more accurately reflect the average American, Marvel Comics decided to launch a new look for Captain America.

jazzbo

Captain Abstinence is celibate "by choice" *cough*

Georgette

Captain Antarctica... ANTARCTICA... I am so tired of explaining this damn suit.

coachfinder

If Sesame Street fought Nazis.

Todzilla
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