Other Craptions

Yeah, I get mistaken for him a lot. I'm actually Captain Ass.

Fuzzy Wuzzy wuz a Fag

Sadly, this is the best Captain America we can hope for under Obama.

I see this guy's a little fuzzy on the concept of patriotism...

The sad part is, somewhere in the world, someone is masturbating to this picture right now.

Captain Albania.

If he rubs his feet on the carpet he could set the whole building on fire.

Dear World: He's not with us. Signed, FurCon

OH THANK GOD, IT IS FUZZY....I thought my vision had blurred from a stroke, or something....

He's looking for Nick Furry.

To more accurately reflect the average American, Marvel Comics decided to launch a new look for Captain America.

Captain Abstinence is celibate "by choice" *cough*

Captain Antarctica... ANTARCTICA... I am so tired of explaining this damn suit.

If Sesame Street fought Nazis.

Pictured: The reason why many women consider lesbianism.

I personally would NOT rate that girls ass as 'Thumbs Up'

You don't normally see those two fetishes collide.

His understanding of superheroes is fuzzy at best.

Captain Absorbent!

This week's Seasame Street is brought to you by the letter W, the letter T, and the letter F.

Stan Lee is not happy right now

A terrifying, yet patriotic Muppet.

Welcome to the Hall of Justice....well actually its the lobby of my moms building but welcome.

It must be hard fighting crime when you have to stay 500 yards away from any school zone....

"What costume?"

Captain Ameri-fat fucking retard....

In this case A is for asshole

Cheezit, here comes the Fuzz.

I'm looking for a few good men....a few good fat men to help me rid the world of..wheww I'm exhausted.Anyone want to go for wings?

Laugh all you want, but when the citizens of Sesame Street are in danger, who else would they turn to?

They finally did it! They've genetically combined the cookie monster with Captain America!

Here I come, to shave the gay!

Captain America hates PETA.

Fuzzier than a speeding teddy bear.

Sometimes he teams up with Nick Furry: Agent of Shield (your eyes).

Leader of the Avenge-furs.

Is that... is that a "thumb's up?" I can't tell.

"I want you... to want ME!"

Underoos go on the inside... dumbass.

Julius Goat celebrating his Craption win..

See that blonde standing behind me? I totally almost said "hi" to her.

What panel from hell is this guy sitting on.

I'd like to comment, but I can't get my eyes off that ass.

Captain Canada put on the wrong suit again...

UP YOURS, P.E.T.A !!!!!! -Captain 'A'

A runner-up in the cancelled before airing show: "America's Got No Talent"

I regret not taking my school formal seriously.

Who said Carlos Mencia wasn't Mexican?

This week's issue is brought to you by the letter A and the number 14.