Other Craptions

It's still safer than having Michael Jackson babysit.

Awww, father and child having a Kodiak moment.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear... Fuzzy Wuzzy had no heir... So Fuzzy Wuzzy resorted to kidnapping...

Sarah Palin takes Trig out for a walk.

What Republicans think stem cell research will do.

Spongebob does NOT have a nice view.

So pedo-bear IS real!

Pity she can't bear any more kids.

I'll teach you to eat our porridge, you little bitch...

NO ... MY dad is hairier than yours!

Bears vs. Redskins

To you, it's a stroller. To a bear, it's Meals on Wheels.

Yogi and Boo-Boo eventually entered a civil union and adopted a cub.

Oh, sorry Robin Williams, I didn't see you there...

Little Red Riding Hood had a choice. Bring the picnic basket to Grandma's house. Or bring her little sister.

Why? Because some do-gooder will call child services if it carries the kid around in it's mouth.

Spongebob Bear-pants

What's the opposite of PETA? That guy.

Chief Sitting Bull's cousin: Baby-sitting Bear

It's wonderful that gay men can finally adopt.

The Little Bear, all grown up, takes a terrible revenge on Goldilock's first-born.

ManBearPig was spotted at an Indian Taco stand today, much to Al Gore's delight. In other news...

Little Red Riding Hood is Fucking Retarded.

Navajo Tacos?

Grizzly Addams Family Values

Remus and Romulus' family gathering

Take my environment, I take your kid.

"Oh no, Big Bad Wolf, I'm on the pill . . . I'll never trust anybody again in a little red riding hood."

Sarah Palin missed another waxing appointment.

Someone call a cop -- she's walking down the street bear-ass!

That's just ridiculous - bears don't speak Spanish.

In an effort to save money, bears are packing their lunch to work.

The county fair of Doctor Moreau.

Definitive proof of Sasquatch was... anticlimactic.

sasquatch...the original pedophile

Gentle Ben is now called Pussy-Whipped Ben.

Stephen Colbert's worst nightmare.

The Furries are mating! The Furries are mating!

Now Boo Boo, you sit in the stroller and pretend to be a baby while I try to score us some picnic baskets.

I never thought I'd say this.... But this looks like a job for Sarah Palin.

Not Pictured: Robin Williams's wife.

"Ya, uh, I'm hear to audition for Goldifucks and the 3 barely legals"

Yogi Bear -- tired of stealing your crappy picnic baskets

Navajo women are notorious for there long flowing back-hair.

Well, he's good at changing diapers. They don't call him Winnie the Pooh for nothing.

Wow, Kirstie Alley is REALLY letting herself go...

Animals who participate in acts of beastiality must also assume responsibility for their actions

The neighborhood Saskwatch program wasn't very effective.

Yes Ursa Minor, we'll get some Bear Claws.