Other Craptions

"Sure, the beers cost $10 but have you SEEN them?"

Dude, I'm hallucinating again...Do you see the Longhorns actually winning this game?!

If Make A Wish Foundation also allowed college-age kids.

When the bottle stops spinning, the person it's pointing to has to go back to Mexico

Fans had trouble seeing the game due to a bottleneck at the arena.

Watching sports is far more entertaining once the acid finally kicks in.

The size of items which can be purchased at Costco is starting to get ridiculous!

And yet, it still contained less alcohol than the referees.

Don't they usually just toss a coin?

"Goddam it, we wait all night for tickets and we're behind the fucking bottle again."

Unidentified Frothy Object

A split second later the beer hit the photographer in the face.

Players subsequently drowned. But happily.

Who's "King Of Beers" now, Budweiser?

It's like a vision of the Virgin Mary, only BETTER.

"The Impromptu Wet T-Shirt Contest begins in 3... 2..."

On 'Seasoning Night' everyone gets to rub one out!

The iron giant didn't agree with the referees decision

They say everything's bigger in Texas. Unfortunately the basketball court isn't one of those things.

The game was canceled after the syrup bottle ruptured and the insects arrived.

Redneck Macbeth: "Is this BBQ Sauce I see before me?"

The number 1 draft pick.

I, for one, welcome our new alien masters with a big smile.

"Yeah, well, you should see the nachos."

Not only did NASA get ripped off by whoever designed this, but the cloaking device failed too.

The last time I saw a bottle that big was when mommy took the boobies away.

Now that's some hang time.

"Wow, your miniature stadium is so detailed and lifelike. Oh shit! My beer!"

"And the cruiser's red glare, the beers bursting in air, gave proof through the night that the Longhorns were drunk..."

Not Shown: The World's Biggest Rack of Ribs

Tragedy struck in Texas, after having seen the success of t-shirt launchers around the country, The University decides a hot sauce launcher is the next logical step.

Things got even more frightening when the invisible giant took out his corkscrew.

Not Pictured: George W. Bush's comically large stash of coke.

We're gonna need a bigger beer-bong.

"I don't know if you've ever noticed, but Crocs taste a lot better with some hot sauce..."

I heard of "light" beer before, but this is ridiculous.

Would the fan in seat 34 F kindly remove your beer from the stadium, as it has crushed more than half of our players on the bench.

Most states would just drop balloons after a victory, but not Texas.

The longhorns had home court advantage. But the longnecks got more hang time.

One bottle of beer on the court, One bottle of beer. You take one down, get crushed into the ground, still One bottle of beer on the court.

MAN ON TOP DECK: "Son of a bitch! This is why I left Heinz University! Damned commercialism!"

READY THE GIANT MENTOS!

You wouldn't mind having a bottle that big if it was full of nickles (obscure W.C.Fields reference).

Magic Johnson demonstrates how he REALLY got his name.

I hate it when David Copperfield attends the games... what an egomaniac!

Team Canada is entering the arena

You can always tell when Paris Hilton is attending a game.

And yet the coach still refused to admit he had a drinking problem

You notice how the beers at these games keep getting smaller??