Other Craptions

Quick! Somebody write down that guy's license plate number! Does anyone have a pen?

The later seasons of "Pimp My Ride" had a substantially smaller budget.

good luck explaining your car color to the DMV

Inhaling too deeply while driving this car is enough to get you a DUI.

Transformers 2 is gonna' suck...

My other car is a low-writer.

Mercedes-Penz?

not the most stealthy way to steal office supplies

When you crash, it draws the body outlines for you!

The show "geek my ride" had significantly lower budgets and ratings than its pimping counterpart.

Third grade macaroni art projects are getting pretty sophisticated these days.

This really "highlights" what is wrong with the auto industry today. Get it? "Highlights"? Because there are highlighters on the . . . the . . . I hate myself.

It's the Marker 5, Speed Racer!

Sometimes, crazy sneaks up on you all quiet. Sometimes, crazy screams like a wounded rabbit

even Pimp My Ride is feeling the recession

I don't thinks that's the opposite of an "unmarked" police car.

Somewhere, a kindergarten class is coloring with Armor-All.

PHOTOSHOPPED: you can see where they used the Pen-tool.

You can always find this car in the write-hand lane.

Sorry this is a No Marking Zone

Batshit insane works better than any car alarm.

My other car is not as stupid.

This art teacher is way too obsessed with his job.

Leaves 10,000 caps behind in the car wash.

The Dodge Sharpie - make your mark

Race the Rainbow.

If only there was some way to physically show people how your mind functions during an acid flashback.

What's the mark up?

Jim's goals surprisingly haven't changed much since he was five years old.

It seemed like a good idea on paper.

Dry E-race car.

and this model represents the cutting edge in fucking crazy

The CEO of Crayola, on the other hand, is shamelessly flaunting the fact that the recession hasn't affected his company

Back in MY hood, we didn't have no Ice Cream truck... we had the Grafitti-Mo-Bile

the pen is mightier than the sword...especially when there's 5000 of the fucking thing attached to a friggin car.

Like to see that bitch try and key my car now.

Don't Ink and Drive.

Write on!

I won it in a drawing!

I never saw a car that gets you high if you sniff it before...

Cops in LA are all too prepared to write tickets.

I suspect that at least it can draw a crowd... (fuck you)

I don't care what you say... this doesn't mean that your vehicle is HYBRID

Easy Writer

I was gonna add a smart-ass bumper sticker, but I you know how stupid those things look.

Xzibit: "Yo dawg. We heard you like Sharpies, so we put Sharpies on your car so you can write while you drive."

Mercedes just penned a new deal with crayola

Because there wasn't enough of splatter last time I hit someone

D, U, U, U, X, R2, R1, L2, L2 is the cheat to get this car on GTA: Vice City