Other Craptions

The Match.com ad said that she was a horny single mother who was into role playing.

I don't mind going to therapy, but God, I hate waiting in the lobby.

A scary looking lamma, a leather clad biker, a spiky headed guy. But that arab in the blue will be the one that does'nt get through airport security

I'm not going to watch the sequel to Donnie Darko either.

Wait a minute, is that a Klingon approaching a unicorn?? Ridiculous... unicorns don't exist...

Little Jimmy's nightmares have an ultimate showdown.

I told you. If you want to attract the kiddies WITHOUT alerting the parents, dress up like a unicorn!

This is why the neverending story should've ended

this is what happens when you let gays get married.

Stardancer paused. On the one hand, he was the only thing that stood between little Sally and certain death. On the other hand, he knew that little girl spleen fetched a hefty price on the Klingon black market.

Oh, NOW the weed is kicking in.

Mom. Dad. Jason and I have something to tell you.

Star Trek: The Wrath of Uni-Khan.

"Stay back honey, this is daddy's fight"

Captain's Log; Stardate 2009517:1530; We came...We saw...We stood stunned in disbelief. 115 votes for "So, we meet again". What am I missing. Maybe Spock is right, Craption popularity defies logic.

oh my god! THE UNICORNS LEFT HAND HAS EATEN A CHILD!

"Whoa, back of buddy...this is my unsupervised minor"

Thanks Axe! Your deodorant spray was so strong it attracted the 6 year olds THROUGH my unicorn costume!

This is either the most awesome Star Trek film or least awesome porn film.

He'll be able to ride the unicorn. Fortunately, he's still a virgin...

Laugh all you want. He's gonna own everyone in the mosh pit.

Where is your God now?!

So, this is the twist ending to the next M. Night Shyamalan movie? Color me disappointed

You wont look so cocky with my horn up your ass!

Never let Nicholas Cage direct a movie.

"wait in the car jenny" "But Mom" "WAIT IN THE FUCKING CAR"

I had a Klingon once. On my ASS!

Oh shit. It's mating season, isn't it?

How I REALLY met your mother.

"Yes!" thought Chang the computer programmer. "Finally I'M the cool guy at the party!"

It was love at first sight. A Klingon and a Unicorn who was clearly into bondage.

The first annual 'Leave Your Dignity At the Door' Parade.

Even an appearance by Leonard Nimoy couldn't save this sorry ass convention.

I know unicorns go for virgins, but this is just plain sick.

As the Klingon advanced Becky frantically put the finishing touches on her deceptively cute killer robot.

Donnie Darko 2 had a significantly smaller budget

I think the unicorn has a point.

This town ain't queer enough for the both of us.

Somehow Charlie the unicorn missed a turn on the way to Candy Mountain.

What was truly surprising was just how many innocent bystanders fell that day.

And so, the delegate from France met with the commander of the Klingon invaders to discuss the terms of surrender.

"Hello, my name is Rainbow Dawntrotter. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"What do you mean, MY forehead looks funny?!"

I am here to chew N'yk ackto and kick ass... and I'm all out of N'yk ackto.

Unicorn: "Thanks pal. A "horny" joke. Real original."

Wake up Donnie

Set phasers to LSD

"Do you ever get the feeling we're in a Family Guy joke?"

"Girls, I told you, in order to become a MAGICAL unicorn I must feast on the blood of a Kling--- what have we here?"