Other Craptions

  1. Soon even the Terminators felt the effects of the recession.
    TheGuy185
    187 Crack-Ups
  2. The third Death Star wasn't going to take that kind of shit.
    seannyb
    101 Crack-Ups
  3. Fortunately it still had eyebrows. How else would you know he was angry??
    Thomas Calnan
    85 Crack-Ups
  4. If you don't vote for the funny crations down here, you're going to get a shitty craption up there!
    Pitt
    64 Crack-Ups
  5. Control-Alt-Delete! Control-Alt-Delete!
    Fkelleghan
    63 Crack-Ups
  6. Does anyone care that the previous winner didn't use a correct tense but still won?
    Medusamania
    57 Crack-Ups
  7. BY THE POWER OF GAY-SKULL!
    divinecomedy33
    45 Crack-Ups
  8. What yesterday's craption is fighting against.
    spectre_vampire
    33 Crack-Ups
  9. Bender never recovered from the cancellation of Futurama
    dramdan
    28 Crack-Ups
  10. His evil plans ground to a halt due to a half inch crack in the pavement that he couldn't get his rolling platform over.
    Blinker_Fluid
    24 Crack-Ups
  11. Stephen Hawking's latest wheelchair is AWESOME!!
    Thomas Calnan
    22 Crack-Ups
  12. "Could someone ask John Connor to move his car??"
    Thomas Calnan
    20 Crack-Ups
  13. Now that's my kind of port-a-potty.
    Swiffo
    18 Crack-Ups
  14. The Bill Gates monument was nowhere close to completion.
    Truthiness
    17 Crack-Ups
  15. The Blue Screen o Death has manifested itself into a phsyical being.
    nyarly
    16 Crack-Ups
  16. And it runs on Windows Vista. So in short, no, it won't work, regardless of what it's supposed to do.
    gamadaya
    15 Crack-Ups
  17. I wanted to get America Online but it was too expensive, so instead I got Canada Online.
    Fkelleghan
    14 Crack-Ups
  18. "Prepare to be 404'd!"
    Unsaturated15
    14 Crack-Ups
  19. Sure it looks almighty and powerful, but it needs a willing participant just to push it around.
    racedogg2
    14 Crack-Ups
  20. That's why Y2K was supposed to look like.
    racedogg2
    14 Crack-Ups
  21. Pirates of the Caribbean 4: 20,000 Years Later
    racedogg2
    13 Crack-Ups
  22. Iron Maiden updates Eddie for the computer age.
    Blinker_Fluid
    13 Crack-Ups
  23. I don't care what anyone says, Transformers 2 looks like shit...
    donuteyes
    12 Crack-Ups
  24. Larry didn't fuck around with lawn ornaments.
    boblepongeII
    10 Crack-Ups
  25. If only my penis was square
    MARCS
    10 Crack-Ups
  26. Terminator III: Drag me to Sarah Conner.
    Shiloh17
    10 Crack-Ups
  27. NOBODY sees the all-great-and-powerful Gates! Not nobody, not nohow!
    divinecomedy33
    9 Crack-Ups
  28. It does zero-to-awesome in 3 and a half seconds
    kerbinsour
    9 Crack-Ups
  29. So it turns out that artificial intelligence isn't friendly.
    9 Crack-Ups
  30. SkullFUCK!!
    Thomas Calnan
    9 Crack-Ups
  31. The guy who built this had a hell of a time getting it out of his parents' basement.
    Blinker_Fluid
    8 Crack-Ups
  32. Bill Gates launches the new Windows: Giant Fucking Skull Thing....and everybody still prefers XP
    Smegfist
    8 Crack-Ups
  33. "Well, I'm glad to see that all of those hours not spent in bed with me were not a complete waste of time, but I still want a divorce" says the wife of the guy who built this...
    dramdan
    8 Crack-Ups
  34. Indian Jones and the WTF skull
    neoprime
    7 Crack-Ups
  35. He used the correct tense, he just can't spell. Should have had spell check like today's subject!
    87gn
    7 Crack-Ups
  36. Terminator 4: Ride of the Machines.
    Thomas Calnan
    7 Crack-Ups
  37. Honey, I think we have a computer virus.
    7 Crack-Ups
  38. You can't scream virgin much louder than this
    codedname
    7 Crack-Ups
  39. The Redneck cousins of the Transformers.
    Pitt
    7 Crack-Ups
  40. C3PissedOff
    MARCS
    6 Crack-Ups
  41. Here is the goddess "motherlord" used to celebrate the annual spring feast of eternal virginity by millions of sci-fi and computer afficionados
    dramdan
    6 Crack-Ups
  42. Simpsons did it
    Boxy
    6 Crack-Ups
  43. That night, after the people at Apple Headquarters wheeled the great silicon skull into the compound, employees from Microsoft emerged from a hidden door and put them all to the sword.
    Diasdiem
    6 Crack-Ups
  44. I said, "That's bull and your mother's a whore!" not "Make me a skull out of motherboards."
    Shane?
    6 Crack-Ups
  45. Shit it's the Deus ex machina
    grahamjoce
    6 Crack-Ups
  46. Cracked board room discussion: "The muscles, flesh and cartilage used to cover the skull will be gotten from unsuspecting craption voters. Soon, we will reign supreme! Hahahahaha"
    bambooma
    6 Crack-Ups
  47. Be glad this thing doesn't shoot fire.
    Truthiness
    6 Crack-Ups
  48. Yeah, but does it work?
    Shiloh17
    6 Crack-Ups
  49. Don't fear the creeper.
    Blinker_Fluid
    5 Crack-Ups