Soon even the Terminators felt the effects of the recession.
TheGuy185
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The third Death Star wasn't going to take that kind of shit.
seannyb
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Fortunately it still had eyebrows. How else would you know he was angry??
Thomas Calnan
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If you don't vote for the funny crations down here, you're going to get a shitty craption up there!
Pitt
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Control-Alt-Delete! Control-Alt-Delete!
Fkelleghan
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Does anyone care that the previous winner didn't use a correct tense but still won?
Medusamania
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What yesterday's craption is fighting against.
spectre_vampire
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Bender never recovered from the cancellation of Futurama
dramdan
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His evil plans ground to a halt due to a half inch crack in the pavement that he couldn't get his rolling platform over.
Blinker_Fluid
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Stephen Hawking's latest wheelchair is AWESOME!!
Thomas Calnan
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"Could someone ask John Connor to move his car??"
Thomas Calnan
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Now that's my kind of port-a-potty.
Swiffo
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The Bill Gates monument was nowhere close to completion.
Truthiness
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The Blue Screen o Death has manifested itself into a phsyical being.
nyarly
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And it runs on Windows Vista. So in short, no, it won't work, regardless of what it's supposed to do.
gamadaya
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I wanted to get America Online but it was too expensive, so instead I got Canada Online.
Fkelleghan
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Sure it looks almighty and powerful, but it needs a willing participant just to push it around.
racedogg2
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That's why Y2K was supposed to look like.
racedogg2
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Pirates of the Caribbean 4: 20,000 Years Later
racedogg2
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Iron Maiden updates Eddie for the computer age.
Blinker_Fluid
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I don't care what anyone says, Transformers 2 looks like shit...
donuteyes
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Larry didn't fuck around with lawn ornaments.
boblepongeII
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If only my penis was square
MARCS
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Terminator III: Drag me to Sarah Conner.
Shiloh17
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NOBODY sees the all-great-and-powerful Gates! Not nobody, not nohow!
divinecomedy33
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It does zero-to-awesome in 3 and a half seconds
kerbinsour
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So it turns out that artificial intelligence isn't friendly.
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The guy who built this had a hell of a time getting it out of his parents' basement.
Blinker_Fluid
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Bill Gates launches the new Windows: Giant Fucking Skull Thing....and everybody still prefers XP
Smegfist
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"Well, I'm glad to see that all of those hours not spent in bed with me were not a complete waste of time, but I still want a divorce" says the wife of the guy who built this...
dramdan
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Indian Jones and the WTF skull
neoprime
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He used the correct tense, he just can't spell. Should have had spell check like today's subject!
87gn
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Honey, I think we have a computer virus.
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You can't scream virgin much louder than this
codedname
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The Redneck cousins of the Transformers.
Pitt
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Here is the goddess "motherlord" used to celebrate the annual spring feast of eternal virginity by millions of sci-fi and computer afficionados
dramdan
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That night, after the people at Apple Headquarters wheeled the great silicon skull into the compound, employees from Microsoft emerged from a hidden door and put them all to the sword.
Diasdiem
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I said, "That's bull and your mother's a whore!" not "Make me a skull out of motherboards."
Shane?
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Shit it's the Deus ex machina
grahamjoce
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Cracked board room discussion: "The muscles, flesh and cartilage used to cover the skull will be gotten from unsuspecting craption voters. Soon, we will reign supreme! Hahahahaha"
bambooma
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Be glad this thing doesn't shoot fire.
Truthiness
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