Other Craptions

Still a better actor than Keanu Reaves.

Winnie the Bad-ass motherfucker...

Is Snuggles gonna have to choke a bitch?

(Insert Michael Bay Reference here) YAY! I win the Craption contest.

Bitch betta have my honey!

In Russia, bear cuddles you... Michael Bay's Winnie The Pooh... Bearly 10 Minutes later France surrendered... I can't bear another craption cliche people...

Not pictured: His bitch Goldilocks.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear... you can tell by his shirt.

I'm here to chew gum and kick ass ... and I'm all out of gum.

That chain? He uses that chain to support his massive balls.

Not pictured: the Build-A-Bear you want to give to school shooting survivors.

Damn it... I asked for a cool beer!!!

In later years, Pooh fell in with a bad crowd.

He'll have a sunnier disposition tomorrow. He's a bi-polar bear.

The Care Bears' oddball cousin, I Hate the World Bear.

It took the machines a while to perfect their Terminator models.

yeah it looks gay but my underwear comes out of the dryer badass.....& springtime fresh

I didn't realize the problem of bears coming into suburban areas had gotten this serious.

Pedobear's sibling is: Sodomy Bear.

Cheer Bear's abusive boyfriend

I'm looking for Sara Connor

Jerry told the devil, "I'd give my left hand if I could just be her plaything." "Deal," the devil said with a grin.

That bulge in his crotch isn't real. He stuffs!

5/15/09, 12:30 PM: The Build-A-Bear workshop became self-aware.

Winnie the Pooh becomes Winnie the Shit

This is even more un-"bear"- able than Keanu's acting.

He wears the trench coat to hide the claw marks on his wrists.

Does a bear shit in the woods?? Yes - and he doesn't give a fuck what society thinks about it, either!!

If you go out in the woods today, you better be ready to die.

Even laundry detergent is hard-ass in Bizarro World.

I'm good at kicking ass and making gumdrops, and I'm all out of unicorn blood.

Goldilocks is in deep shit now!!

His porridge was just gay enough.

Build-A-Bear Workshop is trying to appeal to a whole new audience

Although Tupac always believed in reincarnation, his karma was way to low

As he walks through the town of Clocksville, the townfolk realize that he is... The Bear In Black!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear... until they took his family away from him.

No humans were harmed in the making of this jacket.

I see by the clock that it's craption time...

He'd look a lot tougher if his sleeves weren't too long.

Broke Back Teddy

"So, you have a bear?! Do you keep him in chains??"... "Uh... kinda..."

Oooh I just love the low riding chain. Yes, pull the chain little bear, pull the chain!

High school Loser Bear comes complete with sub machine gun hidden in his trench coat.

Isn't it silly how he stands there looking so cool, and we bang away at our keyboards, trying to come up with hillarious Craptions?

Kids, be the first on your block to own the best dom toy in America! Roughy the S&M Bear. He comes with real leather coat, pants and boots, (for steppin' on those bad little leather sluts' fingers).

Underworld 4, the rise of the plushans

He apparently has no right to bear arms.

Tagline: Goldilocks took his porridge, now he's gonna take her life in....... SNUGGLE'S LIST