NickCagesucks
In Russia, bear cuddles you... Michael Bay's Winnie The Pooh... Bearly 10 Minutes later France surrendered... I can't bear another craption cliche people...
CavalierX
Not pictured: the Build-A-Bear you want to give to school shooting survivors.
badonia
yeah it looks gay but my underwear comes out of the dryer badass.....& springtime fresh
Blinker_Fluid
I didn't realize the problem of bears coming into suburban areas had gotten this serious.
Julius_Goat
Jerry told the devil, "I'd give my left hand if I could just be her plaything." "Deal," the devil said with a grin.
Leaf
Does a bear shit in the woods?? Yes - and he doesn't give a fuck what society thinks about it, either!!
mrpeabody
I'm good at kicking ass and making gumdrops, and I'm all out of unicorn blood.
ChaxC
As he walks through the town of Clocksville, the townfolk realize that he is... The Bear In Black!
spectre_vampire
"Are you saying I can dodge Barbies?" "No, Neo, I'm saying that when you're ready, you won't have to."
ChaxC
Oooh I just love the low riding chain. Yes, pull the chain little bear, pull the chain!
ChaxC
Kids, be the first on your block to own the best dom toy in America! Roughy the S&M Bear. He comes with real leather coat, pants and boots, (for steppin' on those bad little leather sluts' fingers).
Blinker_Fluid
It's "I forgot it was Valentine's Day and this was all that was left at the store" Bear
kingeric611
High school Loser Bear comes complete with sub machine gun hidden in his trench coat.
ObDewLaX
Isn't it silly how he stands there looking so cool, and we bang away at our keyboards, trying to come up with hillarious Craptions?
weirdogirl11
Tagline: Goldilocks took his porridge, now he's gonna take her life in....... SNUGGLE'S LIST
Leaf
Oh sure, but if a black bear dressed that way the cops would be hassling him all the time...
Priapism
Ostracized by his success as a young actor, Brother Bear Bearanstein joins the trench coat mafia in highschool.
xgrendelx
The introduction of the "Columbuddy Massacre" from Teddy-grams.com was ill-advised, to say the least.
DanFraley
Daycares in San Francisco are a little different than they are where I'm from.
JewDude
Who's the fuzzy private dick That's a sex machine to all the chicks? (Shaft!) You're damn right Who is the bear That would risk his neck for his brother bear? (Shaft!) Can ya dig it? Who's the bear that won't cop out When there's danger
unmoris
The leather says: I'm going to cut you The glasses say: a piece of delicious cake.
Deodorant
According to this picture, allowing the ice caps to melt would in fact benefit mankind's survival.
Sagax
Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had a coat to wear. Fuzzy wuzzy really wasn’t fucking kidding, was he?
buckethead79
More useless than the Sexual-Harassment Panda, the How to be emo, gay, bling and not give a shit about anything bear.
buddywts
Michael Bay's attempt at blah blah blah blah then france surrendered- cuz people with matrix bears are virgins...........have we covered all the usual shit? Good- you may all proceed with original ideas now.
buddywts
this is love-a-lot bear's REAL cousin "Push Knife"- from the "put-you-in-intensive-Care Bears"
Leaf
"You know, there's something weird about that Mr. Ruxpin..." "Well, I'll tell you one thing - he's a hell of a fisherman..."
Leaf
Fozzy was there to collect his money, but Miss Piggy couldn't talk to him... she had a frog in her throat...
neathy
So I sez to Goldielocks "Fuck that soup shit, bitch, I'll show you sumpthin thas 'Just Right'."
Cenical
Ok Luke, it doesn't matter how many of your toys you disfigure, Vader's still your father...
shlunk39
The reason polar bears are endangered? Not global warming, but because of the TechnoGothFag-bear's political involvement.
polancoj16
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jaydog888
I could tell from the beginning of the interview he really had changed since childhood... Me: So snuggles how has losing your dryer sheet gig affected you personally? Snuggles: "It ain't snuggles no more bitch, I got a chain dick holster." Me: Con
TPA5
Under mounting pressure, Lions Gate Entertainment is forced to tone down The Punisher movies.
hyperbyte
good thing its labelled as a "bear" or else I couldnt tell what the hell it was
FreddyGx2
TY knew that if they wanted Beanie Babies to stay in the competition, they'd have to get edgy.
Spirolli
I have seen fields where stuffed bears are not born, Neo, they are stitched together and given tiny pieces of clothing.
liverpooljohnny
From the Build-a-bear workshop station in Lorenzo Lamas' house (for when he just needs a cuddle)
Blinker_Fluid
In the modern version of the story the three bears are a pimp and two ho's.
Zaphod
Emo-bear prepares to kick ass... but left his arms in another cute widdle weavver jacket
spydrmunkie
Yogi and Boo-boo give up just stealing picnic baskets and hit the supermarket matrix style.
Emwurst
Look out! A black bear! Oh, and a bear in a trench coat. Look out for that one, too!
Donachello
As the clock struck 3 and the vampires came out. Blade realized that the over the pants Prince Albert might not have been the best idea.
JewDude
You see this Bear Shaft is a bad mother-- (Shut your mouth) But I'm talkin' about Shaft (Then we can dig it)
Freddedonna
Visiting a Build-A-Bear shop while you're on cocaine is definatly not the best idea.
DZG
I'm sorry sir, this is San Francisco. When your personal ad said "Bear into leather" I expected something different.
unmoris
Welcome to the Bear-Matrix-Pulp Fiction-Winnie the Pooh-Columbine-Gay-Tough Guy Craption Contest!
Pitt
If you don't vote for the funny crations down here, you're going to get a shitty craption up there!
dsuursoo
unlike his better known cousins, the care bears, pimps-a-lot bear wasn't affected by the hasbro crash of 1988...
buddywts
In an attempt to avoid being type-cast, the polar bear from lost has an image make over....
RoneLith
One Bear, One Mission, Hundred Acre Woods Winnie the Pooh stars in: The Honey Job
buddywts
the craption contest should have a "vote" button, and a "that's lame and/or Gay- don't ever share your thoughts again" button.....
An_Arkist
When I said I wanted a macho bear in leather and glasses, this is not what I meant.
wardwell
I don't know if its wrong of me but everytime he walks by I'm afraid I'll be the first one he shoots on campus
Unept
"Sweetie, use this doll to show the police man where Morpheus made you touch him."
imPERSONater
"Hairy" Potter went a whole different direction when pitched to the Beanie Baby creators.
Pitt
The real reason behind global warming... Snuggy has his fine ass in black leather.... (All the teddy bear fetish folks will understand)
andyb23
"Truth is Neo, you've been in hibernation. Now it's time to fight... with our bear hands."
andyb23
"...my name is Pawpheous and this is Twinnity... truth is Neo, you've been in hibernation for a long time."
doofus8812
As soon as Christian Bear was cast in Equilibrium, it was doomed to lose to The Matrix...
SKRuBAUL
I gave up on the robot legs, too risky. I'm finding chicks dig furries more than robots, anyway.
Unsaturated15
The stuffed-bear version of the Matrix was actually more adequately acted.
Unsaturated15
Stuffed greaser bears originated the term, "I'm gonna knock the stuffing out of ya."
FreddyGx2
This was the first choice for Neo but they figured his acting was "too real". They replaced him with Keanu Reeves.
crhino
Leather-Bear did not like to be kept waiting. Someone was going to get a spanking!
grafton
Beartrix Potter See what I did there? I took beloved children's book author Beatrice Potter and added the Matrix because it's a cute little bear dressed in the style of clothing you'd see in the movie, The Matrix. Also, I thew bear in there, so it
ofareggie
No! I said BARE under the trench coat! Then what did you do with all the grizzly... Oh God No!
llsutherland
Word to the wise: Don't let your dick get caught in that chain. It really hurts. Trust me.
kerbinsour
Figuring they can do no wrong, the Law & Order people come out with a truly ambitious series
selecktric
Nice to see something funny actually getting posted today (ex: last 2 days). What the FUCK is an ENT?
neathy
I thought the Constitution gave us the right to Bear Arms ! Get it? Bare Arms ? Oh Lordy, I kill me.
Thaynacus
Rupert traded in his Red shirt, his scarf and his homosexuality for a trench coat and a taste for blood!
picc01
Boyds bears for 2009: Gay Stripper, Italian Repo Man, Flasher bear, and Gay Kanye West
ohbuttermyarse
dont cuddle be bitch.im stuffed with gravel, childrens tears and 50pc bad-assium.
Beero
I am a bear. I have no hands. I cannot masturbate. I have installed a chain to support Goldilocks' chin.
RandyChimp
I hope someone got paid a FUCKING LOAD for that bear. I want it! More than I want porn. or beer. Okay, now I'm talking crazy, get the awesome bear away from me!
Ranger
Rosie O'Donnell is fat and ugly (nothing to do with today's Craption... I'm just saying)!
xjapanbz
If he was wearing a gold pocket watch on a chain, the human gene pool would be litered with muppet STDs
987
Has any one seen the white rabbit? If I can't find that flipping rabbit the kid takes me to be... Where the f*ck is that f*cking rabbit? The pussy is hiding - when I find that weasley piece of shit rabbit....
87gn
I HOPE THIS IS THE LAST ONE OF THE DAY SO I'LL HAVE A GOOD REASON TO NOT GET ANY VOTES WITHOUT MENTIONING FRANCE OR RUSSIA.
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